LOL, Esoteric. You should mail out that survey to 1,000,0000 households, I bet you'll get all 1,000,000 questionnaires back.
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LOL, Esoteric. You should mail out that survey to 1,000,0000 households, I bet you'll get all 1,000,000 questionnaires back.
men are sluts, they just wanna bone all the pretty girls...
guys who cal lgirls sluts will be shot in the head by my .356 magnum... right after i acquire one... :D
Guys have a way too healthy sex drive.
Guys who fuck a lot are often called: Pimps, macs, (mac)daddies, players.
Girls usually have a lower sex drive.
Girls who fuck like guys are often called: Sluts, whores, bitches, ho's.
Why punish a woman for having the sex drive of a man?
Why punish for having sex too much? What the fuck is too much sex? All you get out of too much sex is a few aches and pains, and if you're fucking 200 times a year you're probably getting a pretty sexy body (true fact, if you fuck 200 times a year it's just like exercising to exhaustion every day).
Now, some of you might say "Too much sex leads to STDs". This, my friends, is pure ignorance. Here's a tip, go down to a docter, have your shit tested. All of you now. ALL without exception. Why? That's simple, because you don't get STDs from too much fucking, you get STDs from fucking people who already have STDs. Know you don't have an STD, know your partner doesn't have an STD (try to, ask them if they've been tested beforehand. Asking while he's looking for a condom or she's pulling her shirt off can be a real mood-ruiner). Then, know your STDs, know what they look like, it's not hard. Lastly, unless the girl is on the pill and you're 100% sure neither of you have STD's, use a condom. Use, a fucking, CONDOM. I don't give a shit if it takes the feel out, it's better than being pregnant or having blueballs. If you're so worried about the feel, go with textured condoms for her, OR, you can figure out how to do other things that feel just as good. Ya know, some good oral can make up for a condom's presence :thumbsup:.
Some of you might say a girl's gonna get pregnant if she's fucking too much. Well, my ignorant friends, there's an easy way to do solve that too. Pill, condom. When used seperately, they have a very high rate of success. When used together, and if you're not so fucking stupid as to not know there's a rip in the tip of your condom, then you're in the clear, my friends. Suggestions about condoms and pregnancy: Make sure there are no holes in the condom when you put it on, have her go down on you and do her thang while checking the sturdiness of that Trojan. Pay attention to the tip, semen that spills out from the shaft parts aren't going to get a girl pregnant unless she stands on her head and refuses to piss for 8 hours.
Anyway, follow those, and what's the worst you're getting from sex? A little looseness? Well, women can do exercises to help keep themselves tight, I believe. I'm not sure, but someone here might be. Besides that, unless she's fucking a guy with a 12 inch by 5 inch cock on a daily basis, it's probably not going to affect her tightness factor by much. Or your, if you're a woman reading this...
All in all, sex is good in my opinion. I might be a virgin, but I'm well-versed in my sexual studies, for when the time comes. :thumbsup:
Let em know Penguin..!Quote:
Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
what jake said.
Ready for my Finale?
Ready?
You sure you're ready?
I bet you could wait longer.
You're still reading, you must be confidant.
Finale? It's coming.
Coming...
Is it here?
Is it there?
I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!
*cums uncontrollably*
*slaps SSW hard accross the face*
RICK JAMES, BITCH!
more rick james? *cums oncontrollably*
stop now, before we drown! :eek:
*Slaps SSW with other hand*
BITCH! SHOW CHARLIE MURPHEY YO' TITTIES!