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damn i need a smoke
go ahead lets toke
im so fucked up
i need some seven-up
damn i need a smoke
go ahead lets toke
fuck my pipe broke
this was my last hope
of gettin blazed
to be amazed
by the circles everywhere
snakes, seems to be my hairs
im gonna die
this is all a lie
this isnt real
this isnt a big deal
i wish id be a seal
mine is better :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kramerica
I met this girl named Keisha
The daughter of a preacher
I met her in school and we did it on the bleachers
The kids were in gym
As I went for a swim
I rocked it so good that she wanted it again
You see, Keisha was yearnin'
To be de-virgined
She told her father and he preched her a SERMON!
Replyin' to my man, his name is mellow mood
And when I get the munchies, I say "Hi, hello food!"
What you doin'?
In a few hours, I'll be pooin'
You out
That's no doubt
My ass is a waterspout
Mad feces
All over ya face
It's the the al-natural version of mace
Haha the pace
of this beat has got me goin'
And now that I spit what I spat I got you knowin'
about shit
speakin of that
i gotta take one
so take it easy
and have a good day
PEACE :cool:
I leave the hypnotized dazed for days
Sipping on some sizzerb and creme d'louates
It's how a playa plays
Playa and pimp
I got two canes cuz I walk with three limps ;)
Ya think I'm full of shit
I got five on it
Tell me what you need
I ain't got shigga my nigga I'm the grinch with me weed
Please?
No please maybe not no maybe or lately
I feel blatantly dismissed
Huh comma bullshit
Randomness generated creating a cause
Tell santa clause
mrs clause
sucks good balls
signed...Pa
doesnt even rhymes at the end...Quote:
Originally Posted by RastaKaze
plus, english isnt even my first language!
PWNED
It's a song for the cannabis crew
Mellow mood Voodoo and all the rest of you
You know who what you do what you need is some weed
Smoke it up blaze it up fuck a cup
I need a bowl for my dro or a blunt for my mids
I need a homemade bong for my underage kids
I need a Roor Custom Made for my smokers with money
I need a novelty bong for my smokers who be funny
I need a Volcano for my smokers big ballin
I need a pack of papers for my smoker shot callin
I need a sneak a toke piece for my smokers on the move
I need a nice little chillum for my smokers in the groove
I need a grinder for my smoker who keeps it high class
I need a bubbler for my smoker smoking that Indo grass.
I need some cannabutter for my smokers who bake
And I need a six foot bong for my smokers who bake.
lol, props stz you hit that one off nicely :thumbsup:
Listen,
Id kick a prechers ass
If he ever messed with my stash
You smoke my bowl
Its like diving in a black hole
Take you to the ghetto dimension
Cadillacs and gang attacks, and other things I cant mention
Hell, I'll put half an ounce in your hand
You'll be smilin like you just won Making the Band
Smoke in my city
With Mase, Lox and P Diddy
And when the blunt is gone you take your ass home
And call my cell phone when your girl is left alone
Who loves to love weed and smoke different strains
Who loves to love weed and love the effect on your brain
Who loves to love weed and everything it represents
Who loves to love weed and knows all the measurements
Different kinds of smokers toke all around the earth.
Got the little oldschool tokers who been tokin since birth.
And the newly made tokers who still toke in the dirt.
Ability and size, how big is your lung.
Fill the 3 footer and hit it till you chest's numb
Fell the lung and your chest expand and explode
And let the coughing begin then draw another load.
Go and go spark the flame keep the bowl blazin
You got half of a sample and the shits still amazin
The truth will set your mindframe free
Free as the sea as open as the sky
Listen with your ears and look with your eyes
Knowledge is the strain that every man needs
Pass down the knowledge to every new seed
Belief
Religion has it's straps on the everyday living
Catholics and Christains are living and taking
Every sunday some odd million are told lies They rape em
Put a hold on the money that the church's intake
And every minister lives on a house on a lake
Every catholic priest lives in a mansion
And every large church is looking for expansion
And God takes your money and he makes this happen
Sorry but it all sounds like Crap son.
Another lie in the eye of the human nature.
Is the creation, of each and every other nation.
Hemp, cannabis, marijuana the herb
It was all legal until they changed the word
Now it's illegal it's a bad drug
Not a drug it's a herb and it shows grand love
Who spreaded propaganda and didn't know shit about this plant?
It was the Church, the State, and Federal Government.
Keep The Church from the State but it's far from the truth
If there's money involved there involved in what you do.