I'm 18, my girl is 24, it's perfect.
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I'm 18, my girl is 24, it's perfect.
Im 19 and your the milf ive been lookin for (ive seen the picture of your nice ass) plus you smoke. We should hook up maybe smoke a J and maybe have some sex. ha haQuote:
Originally Posted by IrieAllie
Hey, Allie, is this what you were talking about in the Cafe? Lol :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Smokey McPot
I fucked a milf once. Well not a milf, just a really hot older women. This was last year, I was waiting for a friend in a catwalk, so i was smoking a one-paper, and this hot 25 yr old walked up to me, and asked for a lighter. I thought she was gonna pull out a cigarette, but she pulls out a blunt. I was trippin the fuck out. So we sit down, I give her a 1-2 on my spliff, and she keeps sending the blunt in rotation. So we start talking. She asked me the regular, what's your age, shit like that. I told her 19, i had a little goatee goin on lol She bought it, and asked me if I wanted to come over. I did, and we fucked for like 2 hours, best fuck of my life so far. I don't know if she was really high and horny, or if she really wanted to fuck, but it doesn't matter lol
Damn! I am stoned right now, and am flattered!!!!! Baby, you just made my day...well, you and the weed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokey McPot
Hey, MJ....I will take the compliments (or solicitations ;) ) any time I can get 'em!Quote:
Originally Posted by maryjanemama
man, i think everyguy likes MILFS. i know i do haha. theres nothing better than a hot older woman
^ FO SHO
I wouldn't want to fuck a MILF lol.......fuck that man. I don't want old used pussy. I prefer the young hot pussy. My woman has a hot 18 year old pussy, it rocks! Fuck that old shit. I fucked a mother once but her kid kept walking in as i was eating her pussy! so it was sick.
Birth is fucking nasty. This huge nasty placenta thing comes flying out and it looks basically like a big fucking demented brain. It's sick. It's like an alien or something. Birth has always made me sick. I would never want to watch that shit. Women are nasty as hell. They are the dirtiest creatures ever and they should all be locked up in cages! muahahaha......no i'm just kidding. But they are nasty in some ways. even their parts are nasty and full of bacteria. They are goofy looking too with their big boobies and their funny looking cunts. Oh well. lol.....women are hot.but fuck man! that placenta thing is nasty as hell. It's like 10 lbs of hamburger meat and it stinks like shit.