ill be already talking to someone and know who it is then be like "wait. who the fuck is this again? oh yeah. ok. who?"
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ill be already talking to someone and know who it is then be like "wait. who the fuck is this again? oh yeah. ok. who?"
About losing jays, last night i stayed at a friends house and i smoked a jay, then went to find the other one, it was already rolled in a ziploc, and it was behind the white line so i didnt see it and looked for at least an hour before i found it :)
hahahahahah that is too fucking funny!!!!!! and I"M SOBER hahahahahah
you know your a stoner when u start to do something and then you end up sitting there for 30 min thinking about shit and then another 30 min trying to figure out what you were gona do an hour ago
i always do that shit
what happens to me all the time is i'll start to say something in a conversation, then halfway through forget what i'm talking about. but i'll keep going with the words, hoping they still make sense.
lol yeah ive started talking about school work and ended up talking about south african living conditions, i was so stoned i didnt even remember which friend i was talking with (there were like 3 of us) then they both tell me to hurry the fuck up cause ive had the pipe for like 5 min and im like :no i dont! oops SHIT!
You ever been smoking and sitting down for a while, and then you stand up and get a massive head rush, during which you forget where you are, what you're doing and who you are and your entire field of vision turns purple?
I once was touched my cell phone holder and realized it was empty. I panicked and yelled "OH SHIT, WHERE'S MY CELL PHONE?!"...into my cell phone which I was using to talk to my girlfriend.
I realized that maybe it was time to cut down a little...then went home and smoked another bowl. :D
Lulu, Rip...I feel you guys. I do that shit all the time, I thought I was the only one too. :)
I hate when I leave the room to get something. 10 minutes later you come back with something, but it's not what you went for. You remember what it was when you get back.
Repeat 3 times or until you forgot what you were going to get.