story,,,

the 420 smoke out he was goin to have in his basement it was now 5 and he was sadly disapointed and then out of nowhere....

his transexual, cross dressing, alien hybrid goat, Ralph, came running through the living room with a bag of sticky bud in his mouth. Jim got up and

a giant time machine dropped down from the sky allowing him to have the 420 smoke out and so much more then...

said "HOLY SHIT MANG THAT DOG HAS SOME BIG NUTZ!" not knowing it was just normal alien nutz actually concidering the specific alien his nutz were smaller than normal alien nutz. Too stoned to kno it was really an alien and not a dog the alien put....

some GHB into Jim's beer so he would pass out allowing the alien to take advantage of Jim. But the dog drank the beer then

the aliens profited of the dog's situation to rape him.

and along came the rocky horrer picture bitch dress wearing fagget mother fucking tim curry said let there be

LIght,, and there was light,, and he looked at everything he had created in 7 days and said..

wow this looks like shit maybe ill add some bud to this planet and it will be better so he did and it looked alot better but then something happend

All the people of the planet were treating weed badly..putting laws up against it and stuff..jim said to himself...