that last one is terrible! Damn man, sorry to hear!
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that last one is terrible! Damn man, sorry to hear!
hahaha,, lmao
one time i smoked a bowl on a 2 hour ride home... about 20 minutes after i blazed it up a cop pulled me over for going 29mph over the speed limit, i got a sick $290 ticket for speeding but he had no idea i was high... or didnt care
there was also another time where i decided to mix mint cookies with cereal for some odd reason... it was disgusting
another stupid thing i did was one night i got wasted with a couple of friends and crashed on the top of a bunkbed with my friend on the bottom naturally. well i woke up in the middle of night and puked all down the side of the wall and fell back to sleep. i woke up a few hours later to see my friend rolling around in my puke asleep with his face all in it. u should of seen the look on his face when he woke up and realized what he was sleeping in. more disgusting than stupid but stupid to drink so much.
ok, here goes mine. me and a couple of friends were at this park skipping class. so we were deep in the woods by this lake and taking bong hits. it was my turn to take a bong hit and while i was holding the bong these two women with their kids were walking towards us. we were trying to find the bong so we could hide it from the kids and while we were frantically searching for it, i realized i was the one holding the bong in my lap. luckily i hid it before the women got too close. but it was still butt-stupid on my part.
1 mate of mine accidently shot his front tooth out wth a Gatt gun (I say shot it out, he shattered the bit of it thats not hidden by gums). That was wasted and fucked up.
Another mate stayed in the same chair for over 24 hours without moving - food was bought to him and he never went to the toilet.
I fell off the floor once. Has to be seen to be believed, but trust me, its something you can only do when you are very VERY stoned
Heh, i was doing the drumming for a school production, and every night i came to it totally blazed :)
The rest of the band couldnt work out why i was giggling at the little panto jokes etc..
Hehehe, they'll never know the truth, until next year...
in a vile of liquid acid I took the round paper thing stuck underneath the cap and ate it. so dumb.
Haha, I've done that before too, good times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funken Monken
Dude, how do you fall off of the floor? I just don't get it. Did you lose your balance or something?