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Originally Posted by japple

My wife has just discovered the pleasures of anal sex. She's just bought a strap-on!!! Can anyone relate to this?? I've never been screwed by a woman before.......

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is she gonna fuck you in the ass??thats nasty dude. :mad:

This is such a funny thread.

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Originally Posted by Poppy Razzi

Well, hun...hopefully the dildo is curved in the end to stimulate the prostate. I recommend something the width of a thumb and at least 4-5 inches long...but it must be curved to be truly enjoyed. Also have a flare base so it doesn't get los inside of you. And of course lot's of lube and relax! Oh, lay on your side...doggie-style is for the advanced.

I don't mind stimulating my mans prostate...it is ofcourse the base of the male tool. What fun to see him beat of as this is done to him. Men who are open-minded to this enjoy the best nut of there lives...earth-shattering, toe twisting, yelling, deep orgasm...almost spiritual.

It's not what you do that makes it gay...it's who you do that does!!!

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Thanks Poppy Razzi, something tells me you know what your talkin about!! you got any other useful tips.....?

I got one dude, take a shower first, I know this is goin to sound weird as fuck...people with weak minds look away!...lol, you might want to use KY and stick a few fingers in ur ass before she goes shoving a dildo in. That can damage ur body and shit..and dont forget to lube up the dildo too...after shes done or ur done or w/e, u might need to feel like u gotta shit if you use too much lube and it just kinda oozes out. and uhm...take a shit first if you can. It'll take a while to get use to the thing in ur ass...In the mean time...try polishing the one eye'd gopher with 1-3 fingers in your ass. see if you like it or not before you commit to this. Well...Later bro, good luck

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Originally Posted by japple

My wife has just discovered the pleasures of anal sex. She's just bought a strap-on!!! Can anyone relate to this?? I've never been screwed by a woman before.......

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uhmm....dude my wife went through that phase....she got outta it quick when the only answer she got was "it ain't happenin'"

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Originally Posted by sharpezor

well man at least its a woman behind you, but i still think its a little fucked up. I mean i hope your mom dosnt walk in when all this is going down.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

oh yea and on the gay thing....i have a gay friend known him almost my whole life.....it's just like being straight kinda.....just picture a woman's atttractions in men...inside another man..that's all it is...some act more like a woman because some want to have a more feminine mate but women just turn them off....i know alot of people here gay and instantly think weird people, weird parties, transvestites and sex changes and shit..but its not like they're just like anyone else...trying to find love in the form that they are attracted to.

dude be the penetrator not the penetrated

Here's some info:

http://www.sexuality.org/authors/morin/analrule.html

http://www.sexuality.org/morin98.html

Kay this is only my point of view on the subject...personally never really thought about putting a strap on dildo on to fuck some guy in the ass...although a friend did ask me once if I would do that...it was his sorta thing...and no he's not gay...only enjoys when a woman has a strap on ...so of course I had to ask all sorts of questions...haha...I've got a curious mind about things...anyway he says that he cums a lot harder when he does it...and from what he says...yeah the chick gets off cause they make them with something she can insert or have rub the right places...