Cum

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Originally Posted by fikusroot

Sometimes my cum comes out purple. Does this happen to anyone else.

Has anyone ever made a girl do the Gorillia? You jizz on her face then shave your pubes then throw them on her face so the stick to the cum then make her dance around like a monkey. That would be so hot.



Dont bash it till you've tried it. I've gotten many a girl to do the monkey. You really need to sell the fact that you're a monkey to make it really hot. Oh, and you have to be completely naked because monkeys dont wear clothes unles someone dresses them up to be cute. I'll sometimes test cosmetics products on me new monkey slave. The sky really is the limit. You can do anything to her that you could a normal monkey except you don't go to court for having sex with her.

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Your fuckin weird...

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Originally Posted by JMRinFLA

When I was 17 I was doing my girlfriend doggy style on her parents bed. I wasn't wearing a rubber so I needed to pull out. Just as pulled out and squirted all over her back her father walked in! We were facing the door so he got the full view! About 2 weeks later my mother caught me in the shower with the same chick. Now that I'm a parent I make lots of noise when I come home!

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Wow on his bed with his daughter and no rubber, NICE. Good call with the noise, thats the last thing you want to see.

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Originally Posted by bern

forget the body,show her some respect and launch it in her face!! lol

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LOL, youre cool

i like the way it makes my boobs shine when its rubbed in, but i dont take it in the mouth...well maybe if i were really horny high and lit.

Me, I'd rather butter a muffin than screw up a girls contacts and/or makeup. There have been a few occasions where I did money shot-esque requests, but to be honest I always felt kinda silly.

My wife jokes with me about having an additional pair of balls, apparently when I drop the uhmmm, 'macho gazpacho' - there's a lot. Why kill a dozen paper towels when you can just frantically run for the bathroom for some drainage?


P.s. I love The Pill. :D

i actually read this thread....

This is one hilarious thread!!! I will never forget the Gorilla..pmsl!!:stoned: :D

i luv eating pussy so i usually dont cum inside her. after a few days of cummin' inside her in a row it gets a little funky. wish i would have thought of that 4 kids ago tho. r

When i cum, i cum. If im on top, standing, kneeling or anything i can squir a fairly long way, but when im laying on my back it only dribbles out.. which is a disappointment, but its not my problem, i dont care rofl.

I like taking the girl from behind, then as im about to come get her to turn round and suck me off... thats good, half in the mouth, the rest over her tits... and then we wait... 30 mins later im ready to go agian.

From behind is the way to go... hit the G spot and your girl will do almost anything.

She cups the sack and you bust on her rack.....