Nude man charged with having sex with table

Maybe his wife is an old Dragon.
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...ragonbones.jpg
Here i am giving a nice piece of wood a blow job.
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...ss/MyDidge.jpg

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Originally Posted by Nightcrewman

Maybe his wife was cheating on him and he decided to turn the tables, or maybe he just got a little board, oh god I better stop now before I am locked up. :)

NCM

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Originally Posted by Greenthing

I definitely wood not cheat it wood not be worth it.

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Guys, I wood table the puns if I were you.

Ihate to branch away from the "wood" banter but we should really get to the root of the guys problem. I mean what poor sap would wanna stick it where the red fern grows.lol 2ez

:giggity::giggity::giggity::giggity:
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That's all I gotta say anymore!

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Originally Posted by QueenCheefer

Ihate to branch away from the "wood" banter but we should really get to the root of the guys problem. I mean what poor sap would wanna stick it where the red fern grows.lol 2ez

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Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.

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Just picture Quagmire from Family Guy popping out of the background with a big ol' "OH!"

I love that show

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.

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I started thinking about what would the little ones be like..... and fell off my chair laughing.:D

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Originally Posted by Mississippi Steve

I started thinking about what would the little ones be like..... and fell off my chair laughing.:D

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Why, they'd be a chip off the old block of course...as we all know the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
I gotta stop smoking so much...rol

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.

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well that adds a whole different dimension to the word WOODPECKER:eek::chainsaw:

What was that line from that movie... I think it was Maniquin.....something about getting inturrupted while getting a piece of wood??