What will your epitaph be ?

Here's another one:

"Will anyone who reads this please blow pot smoke on my headstone. Thanks in advance..."

"Damn gas ovens...."

Or.

"Advice: Don't try homemade penicillin."

One more:

"I KNEW I shouldn't have tried to do more!"

"Still Livin' the Dream"

Sat around one saturday looking for someone to exchange a bit of banter with, and ended up dying of boredom. Is America awake then, grab yo asses a beer, fill your lungs and talk about something before I fall asleep.