pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)

You can do the Jell-O thing if you think your going to get tested. But if its a random and you don't have time to do this stuff. Tell the nurse you went to the bathroom before you came, they will let you have water, or a certain amount of water, anyways, when you finally go in there...piss in the toilet as much as you can then into the test cup, because THC rest's in the bottom of your kidneys thus the closest thing to your bladder. Yet again as he says it will still show up in your system, but so low of an amount that it doesn't count, but they never tell you that.

P.S. I just read some others notes, yet again, just do what mine stats if its a random drug test, that way you don't hold urine on your person that looks all bad.

I know this works, because I know all people that grew up on the streets, and this has worked for them when it came to THC problems.

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Originally Posted by bonsaltron

n2's dilution sticky is all you need to pass a drug test

if you know when the test is, structure your dilution accordingly

if you're subject to random screenings, dilute yourself or obtain clean urine and keep it on your person whenever you go to work, in order to substitute. (various ways of raising temp)



all other potions, gimmicks and theories are hardly worth mentioning. n2's dilution sticky is pretty much all you need.

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i agree its just dilution, ive had random drug tests for the past 5 years. i know people that use the certo method or some detox from the hindu store on the corner but its all dilution. in my experience drink lots of water, its the only way your gonna pass if you dont stop smoking, and its still not a guarantee. if you know they test for dilution make sure your creatine levels are up. as for color ive heard b vitamins but never worked for me when i just drank a shitload of water. nobody has ever asked me about clear urine but if they do , i only drink water simple as that.

Heres, my issue. I just moved from Cali, where I had a Prescription for MJ, to the east coast. I'm currently looking for a new job and forgot how anal they are about drug testing on the east coast, especially for fortune 500 companys.

I'm a daily smoker, but nothing over the top. Maybe 1 joint a day shared with my spouse. I smoked on Mon, my recruiter called me on tues and said I need to come in for a drug screen and background check. I freaked out and started my internet research on how to pass. I bought 2 home test the next day. Tried the first one and failed miserably for thc. Then I tried the certo route and passed. I have been able to delay my testing by bsing about my schedule and so now its been about 4 days. I also ran 5 miles and biked another 40 miles yesterday. Been drinking fluids like a ninja. I tested myself again today with a home test without using certo or any type of dilution. It was bright yellow. I passed again.

What the hell does this mean?

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I bought 2 home test the next day. Tried the first one and failed miserably for thc.

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How would you know how miserably you failed when home tests are only a "pass/fail" deal and lack the ability to yield a quantitative value, which would denote how bad a person has failed? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Burnt Toast

How would you know how miserably you failed when home tests are only a "pass/fail" deal and lack the ability to yield a quantitative value, which would denote how bad a person has failed? :rolleyes:

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wow really? so if I left that word "miserably" out you wouldn't have commented at all? I think I had you for english class in 3rd grade. Guess I should expect a lame response and nothing useful by posting on a pot site.

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Originally Posted by murjose

wow really? so if I left that word "miserably" out you wouldn't have commented at all? .

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No because I would be repeating what I, FBR, and Iguana have stated throughout the thread in regards to Certo. Go back and re-read the thread.

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Originally Posted by murjose

Guess I should expect a lame response and nothing useful by posting on a pot site.

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Well if thats truly the case, then why did you bother registering on this site in the first place? :rolleyes:

I have to take a drug test tom. at 11 am. I am def. dirty. I smoke everyday except for yesterday. I have taken the CERTO before and passed the test. I mixed one package of certo with Poweraide and think drink one bottle of water afterwards and I go to the bathroom often. I was instructed to drink it 2 hours prior to my testing. I passed the first 2 test but failed the 3rd one. I usually refrigerate it the night before but I wasn't able to on the last test. I was also instructed to drink one package the night before and then drank another one the following morning. WHat should I do????

The answer to that is simple: forget the Certo and read the Dilution sticky thread.

I am new here and I Googled how to pass a piss test. I was directed to this forum and so far I have seen more people saying that Certo works. I got up this morning and smoked. I am heavy smoker too, but I am only about 105 lbs ( I hear that matters) and I got a call at about 1:30 from work wanting me to come in and take a pee test. So I mixed one packet of Certo with a glass of water and downed it. Now I am working a half gallon of water also. I have about an hour or so left before I have to go take the test. So the time elapsed between drinking the Certo and taking the test will be around 2 hours. I hope it works and I will come back tonight to say if it does or not. I just want some quick advise. Should I keep drinking water up to the test? How much? Could I have something to eat or will that screw up the test?

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Originally Posted by Nikki420

I am new here and I Googled how to pass a piss test. I was directed to this forum and so far I have seen more people saying that Certo works.

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And those people are merely assuming that Certo was the reason for their pass. (and you know what they say about "assumptions":rolleyes:).