GAME: You know your penis is big when...

When you are having sex with a virgin and she asks if you are inside yet


oh, wait, I thought this was the small thread...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Nailhead

When you are having sex with a virgin and she asks if you are inside yet


oh, wait, I thought this was the small thread...

---

hahaha

When you have to get a FAA pass to get a stiffy.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Nailhead

When you are having sex with a virgin and she asks if you are inside yet


oh, wait, I thought this was the small thread...

---

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

You know your penis is big when you trip over it getting out of bed. :( I know, when it's a daily thing it sucks. I have two black eyes and a broken nose.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 4osiris

When you've been with your girl for five years and she still complains that you're constantly moving stuff(internal organs)around during the session!

Big 'thangs 'poppin!
And 'lil 'thangs 'stoppin!

Free TI P!!

---

Ha! This reminds me of when I was with my ex...used to always tell him afterwards "my insides feel all pushed up and out of place"

"when you can tie it in a knot, or you can tie it in a bow..."

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by snowblind

?????????????????????????

---

yea... seriously wtf??? i do not understand????:wtf:

You know your penis is big if all the girls you fukt now have to wear depends.

You know your penis is big if you have to jack off by hugging it

You know your penis is big when things orbit around it.

You know your penis is big when your designer pants have a wheelbarrow

your penis is big when you wear a speedo and it looks like you have a Hawaiian bead belt on.