What's The Stupidest Thing You've Done While High??

I was at my friend's house. His parents were sleeping just down the hall so I had to be queit.

I had the muchies of course so we invaded his kitchen. The were tons of photos on his fridge, and I started looking at them. On one of the photos I saw a dog with two heads. Of course, how can a dog have two heads? So I just kept on staring at the photo for like a minute expecting to suddenly see one head on it. Finally, I convinced myself that the dog really has two heads and asked my friend: "Wow, does that dog really have two heads?"
... of course it only had one....
after that I spent like 2 minutes rolling on the floor lauging about what I just said.

lighting a bush on fire because i thought it would distract the fact that i was high

I am not a small person. I am a 6'3" rugby player (second row for those in the know). first time i got blazed was in high school. These two girls were slapping my face and i was laughing. out of the blue my cousins bitch of a girlfriend comes up and hits me hard in the nuts and took off. i took off after her only to knock over a table, a couple chairs (one with a buddy in it), and broke a door frame (ya i went through a crappy basement door). I never caught her but my cousin stopped me and got me to calm down.

another time we got drunk and stoned at my buddy's house while his mom was out of town. i left to go home for curfew but he was so drunk i just told my dad that i wanted to spend the night over there to make sure he didnt get too sick. i was rip roaring wasted and smoked a joint the whole drive over there. he lives in this nice neighborhood that is still being developed. a cop saw me "run" into the house and came and knocked on the door. my boy was still passed out so i answered. i told the officer that i was just there to check in on my sick friend and his parents werent home. next thing i knew, i was in cuffs. they searched the house guns drawn, and i was yelling at the cops because i was wasted and angry. they couldnt find my friend so i, still in cuffs, had to lead them through the house which was full of shit from the party. i led them to the basement and showed them his room. they woke him up and told he said it was cool if i stayed. they were embarrassed that they went through all of that so let it all slide. i damn near shit myself on that cause there was definately a bong on the fireplace that they must have ignored

my friend fell all the way down a staircase in his house once. i never really did anything stupid except like forget what im talking about in the middle of a sentence and laugh at dumb shit. that reminds me. Home Alone 2 is really funny high, but Indian in the Cupboard still made me laugh the most.

one time we were on vacation went into one of those photo booths we had just burned in the ally. I was cracking up till it hurt~~

Another time I was in the hospital for tests on my brain, hubby snookmd a phatty incognito. I was so wanting out of there he was getting lonely without me "we smoked it' then went back to my room and had "hot sex" on the sink.

that one was the best time :smokin::smokin:

;)

How come there are all these "Whats the stupidest thing you have done?" threads? Why aren't there "What is the smartest thing you've done threads"?

working on customers vehicles probably when i was at the garage, used to roll one skinners instead of smoking fags, i was constantly baked while working there

probably leave a 1/4 bag outside my front door at like 3am totally baked, and the mom finds it in the morning to laugh and say it rained/ its ruined and i grabbed it from her and said its probably better since it was dry as hell anyways. look on her face was priceless.

me and a buddy were high as hell around a fire pit and we broke 5 plastic chairs between us. woke up to a huge mess outside.

when i spent the entire afternoon walking around all the shops in the three towns where i live for find a particular tyoe of crisps, frazzles, only to find them in the last and closest shop to where i live. but man was i fucking happy

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Originally Posted by colour86

probably leave a 1/4 bag outside my front door at like 3am totally baked, and the mom finds it in the morning to laugh and say it rained/ its ruined and i grabbed it from her and said its probably better since it was dry as hell anyways. look on her face was priceless.

me and a buddy were high as hell around a fire pit and we broke 5 plastic chairs between us. woke up to a huge mess outside.

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Awsome stuff right there... LOL...