Rap Battles III

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Originally Posted by Raider187

You keep your shit small to make yourself feel big
But bitch Iâ??ll snap ya in half like a twig
I took four bitches out all at one time
While you struggle to complete just one of your whack ass lines
Call a truce now or itâ??ll be your doom
And I highly suggest you do it as soon
As possible otherwise the damages on your side will be colossal
But cha didnâ??t listen not like Jesus and his apostles
And now you have lost it all to gain nothing, not even a new religion
I just want you to know that blows hit with precision
And Iâ??m never hesitant to run up in your crib then
Let safety slip let the bullet rip into you cerebral cortex
Send you through a motherfuckin vortex of death
Thatâ??ll make you and your entire family gasp for breath
You eat be eating more meat than a maggot
If it wasnâ??t for a banana youd still be a virgin, fuckin faggot
Your only defense that I make my shit to long
But thatâ??s why Iâ??m on top where I belong
You aint even worth the time to be put on a list
Because I bet a bitch like you sits down to take piss

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You came back for more
after you cried to you're mom
who's a 2 dollar whore
you need to walk at that door
these lyrics would make a meth addict snore
if we took a vote
everyone would swear you fuck goats

I'll stop there
to prevent a ban
but it's only fair to everyone
if you get hit by a van

You want a truce?
here's your chance
let me know after tap dance class
dumbass

you call 187 like Dre
What a joke
you suck dick every day
cuz you're broke

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Originally Posted by cannabisis4for20

You came back for more
after you cried to you're mom
who's a 2 dollar whore
you need to walk at that door
these lyrics would make a meth addict snore
if we took a vote
everyone would swear you fuck goats

I'll stop there
to prevent a ban
but it's only fair to everyone
if you get hit by a van

You want a truce?
here's your chance
let me know after tap dance class
dumbass

you call 187 like Dre
What a joke
you suck dick every day
cuz you're broke

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I should give you my rhyme book so you have a head start
And I guarantee that you will still get ripped apart
Anyone notice how he doesnâ??t dispel what I say
Heâ??s just gonna sit there as I rip on him all day
You make up shit because you know you canâ??t hit me back
Dance class? You must have something better than that
But I suppose that you donâ??t because that all you got
You left yourself wide open and I took the shot
You tried to make a joke but I filleted you
Goddamn it stupid even you played you
I have to dumb up my lyrics just so you can understand
I have the 1-8-7 because I can just kill a man
And if youâ??re not careful that man can be you
Thatâ??s all for today bitch because your ass is through

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Originally Posted by Raider187

I should give you my rhyme book so you have a head start
And I guarantee that you will still get ripped apart
Anyone notice how he doesnâ??t dispel what I say
Heâ??s just gonna sit there as I rip on him all day
You make up shit because you know you canâ??t hit me back
Dance class? You must have something better than that
But I suppose that you donâ??t because that all you got
You left yourself wide open and I took the shot
You tried to make a joke but I filleted you
Goddamn it stupid even you played you
I have to dumb up my lyrics just so you can understand
I have the 1-8-7 because I can just kill a man
And if youâ??re not careful that man can be you
Thatâ??s all for today bitch because your ass is through

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You're too soft to call 187
you dumb down your lyrics because your IQ is less than eleven
you tore me apart?
you talk to much shit
now you'll get a bullet through the heart
I don't need your rhyme book
you can't even write one hook
no one would even be able to read through the jizz
that's why you'll never make it in the music biz
stop ending the battles
it's not my fault you're not creative enough
cuz when your mom was pregnant she would huff
I only say it because it's true
your lyrics suck dick
mine are sick
It's not "dumb up" It's "dumb down"
I won this battle
so now I get the crown
you can try again
but my rhymes are ten outta ten
so go ahead
then I'll come back so hard it'll spin your head

comin out of nowhere like a ghost and say boo
they call me the ghost man, who the fuck are you?
i haunt from underground to downtown searchin for the true sound
findin the inspiration for words to throw down when i come around
from the 952 to the 763, big up's to the Twin Cities and the SLP
From the land of the lakes and trees and all the four seasons
Reppin from Minnesota where we rhyme with a reason
and i assure you this ghost is real, and i can make you believe
when my lyrics start to flow i got a few tricks up my sleeve
and go and brush that sleeve off, if your still stickin with this
and put a hand up for those trying to make the dream more than wishes
before we end up underground, or in the sea with the fishes
and just like a submarine i sink low
lyrics sting like torpedoes, and the oceans my flow
float like an astronaut on a mission to mars
rhyme it up with the martians over 16 bars
record that shit, and play it back
the true music of stars
otherworldly, ethreal and untouched
the ghost is out, so peace out or get fucked

To be honest alot of these drops make me think I'm done here, nothing else to prove.

yeah... from an unbiased position, cyrax owned this shit, and i think i'd come in second, top notch would show up in third... and.. well.. who cares about the rest LOL they all tied for last

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Originally Posted by Juggalo k00kie

yeah... from an unbiased position, cyrax owned this shit, and i think i'd come in second, top notch would show up in third... and.. well.. who cares about the rest LOL they all tied for last

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Preach. Hail to that. :stoned:

lucky for y'all i'm bored and i feel funky fresh:D

like i said before my family's fresher than yours/
we'll run you bitches down like Carolina panthers//
droppin lines so weakly, all fuzzy, so soft/
pussy shit down hear causes .45s to go off/
yet you have audacity to try and show off?/
yeah man, you're the greatest rapper "COUGH COUGH"//
gangsta as a Lvl 75 elf thief/ (LMAO i'm a nerdy fuck)
fuckin with me will only bring yaself beef//
you run around like "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"/
but at the end of the day you're still the same snitch//

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Originally Posted by Juggalo k00kie

yeah... from an unbiased position, cyrax owned this shit, and i think i'd come in second, top notch would show up in third... and.. well.. who cares about the rest LOL they all tied for last

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How the fuck is that unbiased? You called yourself second.

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Originally Posted by cannabisis4for20

How the fuck is that unbiased? You called yourself second.

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that was my unbiased decision because.. well.. the rest of you guys are unoriginal.. and not so great with the wordplay.. maybe you're foreign and don't have a great vocab but whatever