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"Mikes morge you stab em we slab em this is Mike speaking"
Answer:
"Mr. sexxys pizza, our special to today is sexaronie"
Answer:
"this is Dave"............."Daves not here man"
Answer: moeshi, moeshi
Answer: Allo
Answer: "shots fired officer down, *gun shots*"
and my fav.
Answer:
"Speak"
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Originally Posted by MagicalHerb
Haha it made me think of that for some reason anyway I dont really say something stupid unless its a call on my mobile and I know who the person is, then Ill just answer with completely random shit.Quote:
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abortion clinic
you rape em we scrape em
no fetus can beat us
my name is cletus
how many i help you?
"where you at?"
and "what are you wearing?"
or, you know, "hello."
Sometimes if it's someone I know I'll pick up and say thank you for calling the "(my real name) society for better living. For information on donating to the society press any button now otherwise please stay on the line and a representative will speak to you shortly"
911, please state your emergancy, or.. Hello. But if Im in a bad mood what, or yeah work just fine.
yeah i normally dont say things like taht when i answer my fone, but i do say hellerr like madea does on them madeas family movies
"Hey im casing the house right now, no ones home. Oh and dont call the cops."
What do you want, then fuck you to their answer. no matter what it is. then i laugh and find out whats really goin on
Whats your favorite scary movie?