My roomate took my weed now what?

I remember one day, back in the day, when I was known to slang every once in awhile. I was at some guy's house who I knew pretty well, his best friend was over there as well. All three of us sitting at his kitchen table, I was rolling a blunt of this green, I was having trouble keeping it off my fingers It was so sticky. Anyways, I had to piss, but I decided to test them. I got up and pissed and left the two rolled up o's sit on the table in front of both of them. As predicted, I weighed it out later, I was short three grams in one of the bags... Hmmm... What do I do, this is the fun part. First I decide the rich jew, who's house I was at, was not worth having as a contact anymore. Secondly, his Italian bitch ass friend needed to be dealt with. The next night, I find myself sitting with the two guys in the kitchen. His buddy is acting kind of nervous, I break out a blunt. Light it up. I tell the one guy, "now tell the truth, or I'm going to choke the life out of you, did you take some green from me last night, like a little rat?". He looked at me, with a big grinning smile on his face and said, "No, I would never do that". That was the answer I wanted, I stood up, grabbed his neck, choke slammed him backwards in his chair, into the drywall. I choked him for a good while, then he gave up, I let him go, and those two guys looked like they were going to piss themselves. That spontaneous reaction caught them off guard I guess, I don't know, what do you expect? hahaa Ahhh memories from youth..
I'm sure one of those guys have pissed off someone else, who isn't as forgiving as myself. haha

beat her ass down.

if she smokes pot take her pot from her and if she doesent take one of her most favouritable prises and steal it, man u gotta teach the bitch a lesson never take weed from another person, man i feel ur anger im pissed off at here and i dont even now u or her im on ur side bro, peace tho 420 for life

To expand on the "get a safe and don't say a word about it idea":

I would get a safe too lol. Keep all sorts of things in there (all valuables esp.) including mundane things like soda or something. Everytime you want a soda and she's around, open the safe (making sure she can't see the combo or lock) grab a soda, open it loudly, and shut the safe and lock it. If she asks why you have a safe, play dumb, act like some "other" jerk is doing it to guilt trip her.


Ok, maybe that was a bit out there but I'm a bit stone ;)

Oh yeah, and I guess you can't do that cause you went to the RA already. Well GL!

take some of HER important illegal shit that she can't report as stolen, and put it in a safe. Then when she breaks into it, report it to the police and say all that was in it was like $20 and a hairbrush or something (I'd put them in there for good measure. Shit, it might work...

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Originally Posted by bong_man

put thumbtacks in her pillow case and piss in her shoes :)

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I'd say thumbtacks in her shoes and pissing all over her bed and pillow case (clean covers so she climbs in, but the bottom sheet that she lays on is pissed on) and then break some of her high heels' heels, and then glue them back so they look not broke, but will break when she wears em. That might work...

Get a new roomate, or get a safe ( a weed safe thats a good idea!). If all else fails confront her on it, but then again once a thief allways a thief, she'll just keep on doing it if you don't let her know that you know. Even then she'll proably still steal from ya, get her ass kicked out. or take a lesson from the AsianStoner420's thread and piss on her bed that will teach her! lol oh didn't realize Rebgirl suggested it too....

sniff a throbbing gristle

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If she has one, poke holes into her personal condom stash.

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lmao i didnt even read the rest i vote this one, revenge in the form of a child or a dissease :D LMAO

oh yeah i read about it soudning harsh and I dont think so...

lmao its as if now i want someone to piss me off so i can do it to them lol...

i'd just grab the felonly amount of weed in your state (dirt weed, of course), toss it in her backpack/desk/purse/pillow/etc, and then go tell the cops about it (having moved all your shit into a trusted friend's custody, of course). then, while you visit her in jail, say very softly, "now you know not to steal my shit anymore, don't you?" then calmly get up and walk away.

or just tell her that you know she's been stealing her shit, then punch her in the ovary and cut her nipples off with crayola safety scissors.