that had real blood in it
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that had real blood in it
so she fell back asleep
after she counted some sheep
and took her nightly heroin
with some coke and extascy
and eight tabs of acid
so the bongsmith decided to
go on a raping spree
WHIP OUT HIS INCREDIBLY GNARLED DICK AND SPOOGE ALL OVER THE PRINCESS;S FACE AND SCREAM "MY BUNS ARE BURNING LIKE COALS OF FIRE!!!!!" WHILE THE DRAGON ATE THE LITTLE CHILDREN OF THE VILLAGE AND SHIT HUGE TRUCK SIZED TURDS EVERYWHERE!!!!!
and then....
all went quiet. the autumn leaves blew softly with the wind. a thunder cloud growled softly in the distance. all was calm...too calm. Virgatron scanned the horizon, looking for the castle of El Burrito, but saw nothing but endless fields of grass. something was wrong, he knew it, he felt it in his thigh! he slowly reached for his sword when suddenly..
(darnit ernomito messed me up! you fucker! no offense btw)
and, thus, his herpes flared