Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

Yeah, I lived in honolulu, way too many people, like a concrete jungle.
I tried living northshore, but no work, so townside I ended up.

whats the plant limit big isle, you guys can have more plants yah?

Sadly, no.
We do have the most blue cards though.:jointsmile:

When I lived oahu it was 3 mature plants, 4 immature and one ounce usable marijuana per mature plant.

It's State law, same for all Islands.

Whats the surf like big isle, I never made it over.

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This island is relatively new land.
So, we lack sand.

Rocks we got, sharp, n big.
They will shred you like Kailua pig
An' we get some serious currents onna west shore Bro'.
So, ya gotta go pro, or jus' no go.:)

What prompted you to move mainland?

Aloha,
Wee

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

you wanna do an online game?

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Maybe when we finish this one.:cool:

A.
W.

Well I grew up in New Mexico, and I had a tile co. I started, got to travel a bit, hit hawaii, said surfing is where its at. Moved to hawaii to surf, :stoned:
Owned a small condo in new mexico, needed work, came back about a year and half ago, met a girl and got stuck here for a bit, I plan on comming back to the islands someday soon, or at least somewhere I can surf, Miss it to much.
Hawaii had a lot of good and bad things, Im an alright surfer, don't think im a kook at least, hahaha.

North shore for me, 4-6ft is killer, I mostly surfed off the wall, & chuns. Ill go out when a little bigger, but thats getting epic, other places on the oahu larger waves just didnt seem as heavy as the north shore.

n-d2-b3

*edit
think I just lost a pawn.

http://www.chess.com/js/tiny_mce/plu...nsert-game.gif

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

n-d2-b3

*edit
think I just lost a pawn.

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Even though it's prolly a clever pawn sacrifice, I don't see it from here.
But, you gave up your first-move advantage when you moved the queen's knight twice!
And, I'm keen to see how it plays out.
So, P X P.

Movin' right along.

Weeze

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

http://www.chess.com/js/tiny_mce/plu...nsert-game.gif

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Place holder?

Yeah, I didn't have much luck with posting diagrams either.:(

Aloha,
Wee

busy night, will post a move in the morning, I had no clever pawn sacrifice :(
Hopefully I can rally a couple good moves in the am

PxP

(d3xe4)

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

PxP

(d3xe4)

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N X P
En guard.

Weeze

(psst, da bishop fork, no gonna work.):D

Bg5 x Be7

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

Bg5 x Be7

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Q X B

A.
W.

N on f3 to d4

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

N on f3 to d4

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P @ F4 - F5

Tol' ya:D

W.

.. hmm
Im lost on your last move, you hit the wrong letter?

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

.. hmm
Im lost on your last move, you hit the wrong letter?

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Sorry 'bout that.

I just turned the board around again :stoned:.
It's KBP - KB4

Just tryin' to keep my queen from gettin forked-up.
I'm starting to appreciate the value of a fianchetto now.

(In silly notation, it's F7 - F5 .
Boom!
Sunk a patrol boat.:D)

Wee -(The ancient marinator.)- 'zard

Hey buddy, I was pretty sure that was it just making sure. give me five. and ill have a move for you.

[attachment=o259352]N x c6

and after you move its 0-0

Im guessing we are here now.[attachment=o259353]

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

[attachment=o259352]N x c6

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P X N

AKA, B7 - C6:)

W.

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

Im guessing we are here now.[attachment=o259353]

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Quite right!
Guess I'd better castle too.

0 - 0

W.

B x e4

no need worry about da fork now.
:stoned:

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Weez, Mim, I wanna play the winner...

I know the game well just never called moves like such, may hafta hold my hand a bit here :D

if you look at the diagram I posted up you can see the letters and numbers:thumbsup:

then just go e2-e4 e7-e5, g1-f3 b8-c6, f1-b5
that would be the ruy lopez.

I miss my bishop already, =(

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

I miss my bishop already, =(

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Not yet!

I move;
P X B

Now Ya do!

You expected that, as I see from the diagram.

Also looks like your reply will be Q - Q4
aka, D1 - D4.

That being the case, my smartest move is
P - K4
aka, E3 - E4 -En Guard

I'm going to post both notations of each move.
That should help anyone lolo enough to try to follow this game.:D

Got yer pawn back, eh?:)

Aloha,
Weeze

Howzit Slevinkal?
Jump right in the water's fine.:thumbsup:

Use whatever notation you wish, we'll catch up.;)

E komo mai!
Weeze

lolo's are going to be confused,

actually weezard went e6-e5 lol

weez i usually play white, ill be doing the same when we switch sides.:thumbsup:

ill go q x e4

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

ill go q x e4

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e7 - f6, I think.

But Q - Kb3 is accurate.:D

Whee!
Weeze

oh I see, so when doing the second notation you just did, both players are on the 1 side.
if that makes sense.

p - f3

good move , the last one, i must say

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

if you look at the diagram I posted up you can see the letters and numbers:thumbsup:

then just go e2-e4 e7-e5, g1-f3 b8-c6, f1-b5
that would be the ruy lopez.

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Oh, I understand Kt-E3 but the Weez's moves is whats screwing w my Vit-T loaded brain :pimp:

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Originally Posted by MimbresValley

oh I see, so when doing the second notation you just did, both players are on the 1 side.
if that makes sense.

p - f3

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Kinda.
In classic notation, each player counts from their 1st rank towards the opposition.
That's what throws me with the grid notation.

However, I should have typed;

Black: Queen to King's bishop's 3

(Not gonna happen, I'm way too lazy fo' dat.:D)

So, we "shorthand" Q - Kb3
It is understood that it's Black's Queen and Black's King side bishop's file.

Once understood, one can mentally "see" the moves without referring to a grid for co-ordinates.

I once played a 40 move game in my head because we had no board, or light, or paper, or clothes.
Had to shout the moves through a 4" vent hole in the back of the cell.
Long story.


So I will address your Pawn to Kb3, with;

Qb - Kb4 En Guard!

aka: C1 - F5

And thanks fo' da kudos, but it was the only decent move I had.
You have done remarkable damage with a very odd opening.

Does it have a name, or didja jus' "wing it" :)


Aloha,
Wee

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Originally Posted by Slevinkal

Oh, I understand Kt-E3 but the Weez's moves is whats screwing w my Vit-T loaded brain :pimp:

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:D That's why we call it "stoner chess", yah?

:stoned:If ya read back a ways, you'll see I screwed up plenty.:stoned:
Havin' fun is my goal, winning is just frosting on da cake.:jointsmile:

Aloha,
Weeze

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Originally Posted by Weezard

I once played a 40 move game in my head because we had no board, or light, or paper, or clothes.
Had to shout the moves through a 4" vent hole in the back of the cell.
Long story.

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I been there! LOL 'Cept we had paper...

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Originally Posted by Weezard

:D That's why we call it "stoner chess", yah?

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:D

I'll let ya'll game on now, but I still want dibbs on winner...

Had to shout the moves through a 4" vent hole in the back of the cell.

I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!

I only post here so that itâ??s perfectly clear to everybody that I donâ??t have a life of my own.

HMR

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Originally Posted by Horsemanrocks

Had to shout the moves through a 4" vent hole in the back of the cell.

I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!

I only post here so that itâ??s perfectly clear to everybody that I donâ??t have a life of my own.

HMR

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What?!
TMI on da PTSD?:D
What gave it away?

I was a political prisoner, then got tossed in solitary for being, well, political.:D
(Ah, to be young n stupid again.);)
Fortunately, I can take a joke, so I passed the time playing chess.:)

I'd guess there's some color to your past as well.:rastasmoke:

Rock-on!

Wee.