Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

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Originally Posted by Budgazer

I am a new guy, just check'n things out here.

OK Mr Weezard I'm game but gotta find a chess program to keep my moves in. I gotta warn ya I ain't played no chess since Moses had no beard, tho....

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Ooh, biblical era chess.
Finest kine.

Assemble thee thy excrement.
Whilst I medicate an' get mo' bent.
I be stoked to find a playa.
You be rusty? Ainokea.

Aloha,
Wee 'zard

Ready to go, Mr Weezard!

Got me a program called "Shredder Classic", played a few games to make sure I could use it, hehehe.

Alright then.
You take white.
Your move sir.

Alright then - Prepare to errrr win (Ha!) But at least I'll have fun.
P-QP4 (my notation is rusty please feel free to correct)

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Originally Posted by Budgazer

Alright then - Prepare to errrr win (Ha!) But at least I'll have fun.
P-QP4 (my notation is rusty please feel free to correct)

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P -Q4 also.
Nose to nose an' toe to toes.

Weeze.

OK P-QB4 :)

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Originally Posted by Budgazer

OK P-QB4 :)

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Odd.:)

Kn - KB4.

And we punish early aggression 'roun' here. :D

Aloha
Weeze

Aggressive, not on purpose, for sure!
Could you mean KN-KB3 ?
Maybe I'm all messed up?

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Originally Posted by Budgazer

Aggressive, not on purpose, for sure!
Could you mean KN-KB3 ?
Maybe I'm all messed up?

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Yes, I prolly did mean dat.:o
See, a win is likely if I keep taking this medication.
:stoned::stoned:
It's bio-assay time again.

Weeze

Given your Kn-KB3,
Kn-QB3

Ah, you know openings.

Yay! :thumbsup:

Kn - QB3

I might even cut back on da meds an' start payin' attention here.

Or not.:D

Aloha
Weeze

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Ah, you know openings.

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Just playing by the seat of my pants, hehe.

I'll be a bit aggressive with PxP

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Originally Posted by Budgazer

Just playing by the seat of my pants, hehe.

I'll be a bit aggressive with PxP

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:cool:
Kn X P.

W.

Cool...
P-K4

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Originally Posted by Budgazer

Cool...
P-K4

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I like it!
Kn X Kn
He :D when he fight!

Weeze

I'll try PxKn
Then see what happens.
Expect some mistakes the first games.

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Originally Posted by Budgazer

I'll try PxKn
Then see what happens.
Expect some mistakes the first games.

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Excellent!

P - K3

Is mandatory


Wee

My reply is KN-KB3!

B - Q3
For me

Same here B-Q3!

And here's where I nail my own coffin shut.
P - KB3 ?

The qustion mark denotes a sketchy move.:D

Weeze:)

Longest game of chess EVAR!

Weezard
Wow I thought I posted my answer yesterday, but it's not here! My apologies.
B-K3!

@pentigram
Not even close! As a Young'n I played chess by what you would now call "snail mail". Took a week between moves.

Kids these days ! LOL Everythings gotta be instant. ;)

Wow... Chess is a game that I wish that I could learn. It is the stoner game of all stoner games, and I just cannot seem to get the hang of it :(

Then follow this game and ask questions.
You can play Weezard next game!
Learn by doin'.
ok, by you Weezard?

Okay first question. What are the letter and number values that you guys are talking about?

Those sets of letters and numbers are an "old school" notation for our moves.

Lets look at my last move:
B-K3
It consists of the piece being moved
a hyphen and the square we are to move to

Fine, what do the letters and numbers actually mean?

There is a standard notation for each piece:

IIRC

K = King
Q = Queen
R = Rook or Castle
Kn = Knight
B = Bishop
Pn = Pawn

So the Letter is the piece to be moved, then the hyphen, finally the Letter and Number combination describes as follows Letter is the Left/Right position
sort of like Longitude on a map. Each Piece has a starting position and this is the name of that column.

Again the same example:

B-K3

K3 means the King's column.

The number denotes the UP/DOWN relation sorta like Latitude on a map

So, K3 is King's Column, third row.

Makes much more sense when you are looking at a board .

E komo mai, Pentigram.

Dat's da real skinny.
An' actually it's a long 5 or six games.
The last game with Dreaded Hermie was superb and wacky.
This one is getting odd, but BG plays well and I prolly just shot a few of my toes off with my last move.
Should be a short game.:(

Only t'ing I can add is that the rank is counted from square one to square 8 for each player.
So my square 1 is your square 8 and your square 1 is my square 8 .
While pondering, I like to switch my head from white to black, an' back. So I get "turned around" quite often and mis-call my moves.
'course the quality of da meds throw a wrench in da works too.:stoned:
That's why we call it stoner chess.:cool:

Aloha Gazer.
Server must be messing with you.:D
On the 16th, at 2:48 you did post that move and I replied with a questionable pawn move.
So, your turn ya stoner.;)

Breezy Weeze

LOL,
1st of, well yep I am a stoner. So being one I went ahead and figured you were right, so I went over everything with a fine tooth comb and think I have it sorted out.

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On the 16th, at 2:48 you did post that move and I replied with a questionable pawn move.

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Yep B-Q3

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So, your turn ya stoner.

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Nope,

My last move on Apr-17-2010 09:23 was B-K3!

We is the blind leading the blind I think. :stoned:

So I it's your turn, what ya think, am I totally lost yet?
It's great smoking your own killer meds, ya?

:rastasmoke:

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Originally Posted by Budgazer

LOL,
1st of, well yep I am a stoner. So being one I went ahead and figured you were right, so I went over everything with a fine tooth comb and think I have it sorted out.


Yep B-Q3



Nope,

My last move on Apr-17-2010 09:23 was B-K3!

We is the blind leading the blind I think. :stoned:

So I it's your turn, what ya think, am I totally lost yet?
It's great smoking your own killer meds, ya?

:rastasmoke:

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Oh! De udder bishop.
Well, yer only right mate.
Keep in mind that I started out totally lost.:D


I think da part about da dog eatin' yer homework is what threw me.;) (It don't take much):stoned:
And on that note,
P - K4
Yet another suicide move.:)

Howzit?
Weeze

Ok I think I know where we are now.


Here's where I start to falter.
P-Q5

Kn - K2

Et tu?

W.

Looks like da dot has been repaired.
That was odd!

Weeze

You had a strong opening and great position, B.G.
Wha' hoppen? Lose interest?

Weeze

Stormy skys, ratz and flies! :(

Looks like Budgazer's gone.
Hope nothing bad happened.

Anyroad, not interested in a 1 move a week game anyway.
No got the attention span for it.:stoned:

So, clearing the board here and waiting for another player.:jointsmile:
Empty seat.

Anybody here care to beat me up a little?
Your move.:)


Aloha y'all
Weeze

But chessâ?¦..I donâ??t have the concentration for that.

I will go spider solitareâ?¦..most wins without a lossâ?¦..100%

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That ought a keep you busy.

Friend of the third dog,
HMR

At least I expected

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Go away little boy....ya bother me!

Still friends with the 3rd dog,
HMR

Again, What kine chess??:jointsmile:
Jus' hope ya wasn't holdin' yer breath in restless anticipation.

100%? Um. Try all four suits den get back to me.

Thought about posting my Scarab solitaire scores but ya din't ask to be humbled.:D

You no bodder me,
I 3d, an' fancy free.

If I no like who come to call,
I "sticky finger", up da wall.
Den, if dey really bodder me.
Avoid da rain, it could be pee!

I no put up wit' average clown.
But you, I like.:) So stick around.

Alo Ha, brah

Weezard

Okâ?¦gotta be honest hereâ?¦.there is no way in hell that I ever imagined that I could compete with you in an honest gameâ?¦â?¦truth is, the game was rigged. I could even beat you with four decksâ?¦..but Iâ??d have to rig that too, to win.

I only play this game (1 deck) because itâ??s so mindless that it doesnâ??t draw my attention from streaming audio.

There could be an upside thoughâ?¦.it wonâ??t take you too long at all and could even be fun for a â??busy mindâ?� such as yourselfâ?¦..How to rig the game???

Love and kisses,
HMR

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Originally Posted by Horsemanrocks

Okâ?¦gotta be honest hereâ?¦.there is no way in hell that I ever imagined that I could compete with you in an honest gameâ?¦â?¦truth is, the game was rigged. I could even beat you with four decksâ?¦..but Iâ??d have to rig that too, to win.

<scribble, sckritch> Patient lacks confidence!

I only play this game (1 deck) because itâ??s so mindless that it doesnâ??t draw my attention from streaming audio.

<chkl chk> Patient avoids challenges. (Fear of success?)

There could be an upside thoughâ?¦.it wonâ??t take you too long at all and could even be fun for a â??busy mindâ?� such as yourselfâ?¦..How to rig the game???

Aha!
Fear of legitimate success, and through that success, validation of superiority.

Although fully capable to prevail, patient advocates "cheating" as it does not carry the onus and shame for him that winning through competence/superiority, appears to. - Siggy Fraud

Love and kisses,
HMR

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Right back atcha Mr. Humble

Zardly the cruel. :D