Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

B - KN4

That should lock her up.:)


W.

QR - K1 :smokin:

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

QR - K1 :smokin:

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Bold!

But pricey.

R X R

K x R

I re-thought this one. Was gonna try and keep the king off the back wall, and avoid backtracking by taking R x R. Think I gotta do dis, though. Good thing the Cdot was down...:stoned:

R - R1

Might prove to be fun.:cool:

Howzit?

Weeze

K - KB1

Howzit? Busy, busy, as dey say.
Makin' sure I get enough beta carotene. :thumbsup:
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:S2:

Anything less than Alpha-carotene is un-acceptable.

P - R7

Company gone!
Been fun.

Howzit witchoose guys?


Aloha
King Elizabeth:stoned::stoned::stoned:

We's a'ight. :thumbsup: Gettin' busy (I was actually answering your "Howzit," and your Vonnegut reference :D).

K - KN2

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

We's a'ight. :thumbsup: Gettin' busy (I was actually answering your "Howzit," and your Vonnegut reference :D).

K - KN2

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Hmmm,
You don't want to do dat.:(
Worstest move. It trades your rook fo'da pawn.

Weeze (Still un-stuck in time.):D

What if I don't take the pawn at this point?

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

What if I don't take the pawn at this point?

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I don't see that you are able to take the pawn.
I have your rook on your Knight 1.
And my pawn on my rook 7.

Pawn takes rook
King take pawn and you are left with an overworked bishop and stymied pawns against a mobile bishop, a fiesty rook and a killer pawn chain.

Make it cost me a rook at least.:D

Weeze

Hey!~ I wrote a response/explanation and it's gone. The board's not due to start eating posts for another half-hour!

Anyway, I appear to have clunked my board again. I had my rook at KR1. That's incorrect?

looks like my rook's sposta been at KN1 since post 1533. Musta bumped it, moving stuff around round here. Don't know when, though. Thought it was in its usual place...Dat changes things... you got a pic handy?

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

looks like my rook's sposta been at KN1 since post 1533. Musta bumped it, moving stuff around round here. Don't know when, though. Thought it was in its usual place...Dat changes things... you got a pic handy?

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Comin' up.;
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And have a hit of Hawaiian Sunburn, my friend.

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Just no hit dis onna beach.:stoned:
Kapish?

Well, maybe ok at night.:jointsmile:

Been trippy 'roun here.

Aloha,

Minescule reptilian lizardoid:)

R - KR1

Gotta take a move to get to where I thought I already was. I have invented "anti-tempo." Intersection of my chess strategy with something that actually makes sense could result in the end of all matter. :(

I'll do dat instead, so my king's still on KB1....green?

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overworked bishop and stymied pawns against a mobile bishop, a fiesty rook and a killer pawn chain.

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You are wasting a fine talent here. You should be writing menus!

Special Today at Chateau du Sorcier! Overworked bishop and steamied pawns atop a mobile biscuit, a served with a fiesty rook and our own killer prawn chain!

Of course, cougars drink for free at Hermie's Happy Hour!

(A 22% gratuity added for parties of six or more, and if you want separate checks, go to a frickin' drive-thru!)

Bonsoir! :stoned:

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

R - KR1

Gotta take a move to get to where I thought I already was. I have invented "anti-tempo." Intersection of my chess strategy with something that actually makes sense could result in the end of all matter. :(

I'll do dat instead, so my king's still on KB1....green?

Emerald!

You are wasting a fine talent here. You should be writing menus!

Special Today at Chateau du Sorcier! Overworked bishop and steamied pawns atop a mobile biscuit, a served with a fiesty rook and our own killer prawn chain!

With a side of smack talk n fnords?;)
We reverse da right....
No shirt, no shoes, no-kea.
Blah X3.

Of course, cougars drink for free at Hermie's Happy Hour!

An' he ain't Lion.
I'll even buy, if I get to Tiger up and Panther.

Pundit done lost it.:stoned:

(A 22% gratuity added for parties of six or more, and if you want separate checks, go to a frickin' drive-thru!)

Bonsoir! :stoned:

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LOL!

It seems that tiny pawn is neutralizing black's rook.:cool:
Black has but 2 attackers, and it's protected twice, or will be, after...

B - KB6
Just to add value. :D


Now, you have the burden of a choice.:)

White's critical square is the pawn at QB2.
It is the support for the pawn chain that protects the bitchup that covers the pawn that stinks up da house dat Jack built.:D

Black can not attack that square, directly.:(
So...
Think, "chain of events":)

In other news;

The Lemon/Skunk is berry good.:stoned::stoned::stoned:
'bout twice the "punch" of my HI Homie.:(

Win a few, eat da bear, shit a windshield, inna woods.:rastasmoke:

Say, what?

Weeze

K - KN2

This is where I thought the board was awhile back. :thumbsup: Perhaps I was just seeing into the future again. (I'm trying to develop this talent further, as compensation for my lack of short-term whaddyacallit. :o

Looks like I forgot that second parenthesis as well. Like an unmatched sock, for those that use them...

Hmmm.
My King is well occupied.:thumbsup:
Whilst your King's fish remain un-fried.:(

Allow me to demonstrate.):D

K - QB4

The King will go a pawndering.
Dey no let 'im fly, but dey might let 'im sing.:)

Aloha,

Keoni Bologna

I no longer receive mail notification when you bust a move.
So, I'll jus' hafta keep checking my profile, or new posts.
Last time this happened, the server took a dump.
So, save yer work b4 ya hit submit.:jointsmile:

W.

P - KN5


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Goddess talks to her little cactus (lower left, wit da erbs) everyday. It's been daid fer a year. Don't got da heart to tell her. Gotta find one looks the same, do the ol' goldfish switcheroo on her.

The little orange sweet peppers are in coco in a clay pot for aesthetics. Keep the roses and herbs in soil to keep growth sluggish. :thumbsup:


Got lotsa other stuff going.

That plant's not dead mate.
'e's fagged out after a long squat.:D

I'm back in buckets.
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I jus' love the look of 6 foot shrubs with huge leaves.:cool:
So, I have to leave anonymous gifts.
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The Lemon/Skunk was seeded, but decent.:jointsmile:
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B X P

Monty LeeZard

R x P
:hippy:

R X R - check.


K X R

K - QN5!


He's after the pawn's roots y'know.

Burn their fields and weaken them with hunger.
Then strike them down for sport. Arrrrr!:D

Weeze:hippy:

B - KN4

K - R6

K - KN3

Ya missed it.

P - Qb4

Now it is no longer an option.
And where is dat king going?:D
(You'll note that the 4th rank is closed to da black king.)
And dat black bishop is all but impotent, unless....:)


Hope dis is fun for ya.

This goofy thread has over 13k views.:cool:
Go figure.

I think they like your japes.

Aloha
Wee eeze

I think the views are 'cos the thread's always gettin' bumped TTT. Curious drive-bys goin' "WTF is this? Chess? E-w-w!" That, and us...it's about a year old. :pimp:

B - Q1

K X RP:)

W

K - KN4
Hey, (without googling the poster details) do you recognize this fresh-faced kid?
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Oprah?

B - KB5

Pam Anderson. What a shame. :(

K - KB5

How'd you get a post in at 1:02 EST? :wtf:

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Pam Anderson. What a shame. :(

K - KB5

How'd you get a post in at 1:02 EST? :wtf:

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Thought I mentioned 'bout getting "un-stuck" in time.:)

K - R6

W.

K - K6

Eat 'em up.:D
K - B5

Weeze

K x P

P - Kn4

Hiya!

Et tu?

Hey, post #1675:

You meant K - QN5, not B5, right?

Your king's in fronta 3 pawns in a row, like Gladys in fronta the Pips(?)

Is this right?
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If it is, P x P :rastasmoke:

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Is this right?
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If it is, P x P :rastasmoke:

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Well, it's correct.
Dunno 'bout right.;)

K X P:rastasmoke: