What can I say?
Had an appetite fo' knight.
An' I'll trade da queen fo' gasoline.
What's more...
P - QR4.
:D
It's just a flesh wound.
Zardley
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What can I say?
Had an appetite fo' knight.
An' I'll trade da queen fo' gasoline.
What's more...
P - QR4.
:D
It's just a flesh wound.
Zardley
B x P :rastasmoke:
Hermie the Heinous takes no prisoners. The wounded are slain where they lay. Battlefield surgeons hover nearby with leeches and mole-ass poutices....to no avail. :(
P - QB3Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
Beeg hurry.
Late for da fray, he say.
"Aino sked u!:jointsmile:"
Da Weeze
B x P
Just tidying up....:D
p-o-u-l-t-i-c-e. Hermie needs a proofreader.
(Hermie needs a lap dance, too, but let's not get ahead of ourselves...:dance:
lmfao :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
That's not getting ahead of yourself! Prioritize, always have to prioritize. :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
Din't get no head? Drat!
Might have gotten, jus a li'l behin' in da mean time, pawn gobbler.:)
N - KB6 - check.
Now you can stop feelin' sorry for da ol' fool, yah?:rastasmoke:
Alo Ha
T90 <dodders away, nattering>
If I may?
... K- don't matter
If B1, Owie!
Knight escape, back to lake.:D
So Q1 or K2.
N X Q
K X N
P - KN5 check.
And we now have a fascinating end game ahead.
Look at the balance!
It almost sings.
And that, is how one uses a Queen my friend.:)
Gotta run, more drivel, later.
Weeze
Crap! I kept reminding myself to keep that square protected, noting that I was one move away from the same fork I 'stuck you' with. Short term what? :hippy:
K2 is where I'll go with my king. Links my rooks and puts a little more cannon fodder in front of da king. And he can support the pawn chains after my next move: K - KB2
Most important, symmetry is maintained. :D (A yin/yang smiley would work here; I imagine I'll find it with the Coco and Michigan MMJ fora... :pimp:)
Your move. :cool:
Um, what!Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
That's 2 moves an' one is un-legal.:D
Weeze
Dude, you "used" my queen. (That's a gentle way to put it...)Quote:
And that, is how one uses a Queen my friend.
Den King moves outta check to KB2, and it's your move...??Quote:
So Q1 or K2.
K2
N X Q
K X N
P - KN5 check.
Doesn't your pesky pawn at KB2 get underfoot?:)Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
She loved it!Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
She keeps calling me now.
:rastasmoke:
Either road, My next move is QR - KB1
You will note that a King on your KB2 would pin and win your bishop with this move.
Weeze
Nuts! QB2. I marked the board with a sharpie back when I first got it. I was making so many miscalls we could hardly play...I jes' marked a few of the red squares, when I was playing White. So now I'm looking at these things upside down, and I guess I subconsciously "decided" to flip them...QB1 is marked...it's just upside down... :i feel stupid:
I do da same t'ing all time.Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
Now I got post- its.:)
(Odd, that kept trying to be posi tits.
Didn't know there was traction involved.)
What are you doing up this late?
Weeze.
OK, we crossed in the mail. So B - KN5. Sorry for the apparent Liz Dexsia, I actually do knot no here. :stoned:
R X P checkQuote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
I have sleep disorders. :(
Makes w*rk doubly challenging.
K- Q1
crossed agin...
R - Q2 check:DQuote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
All in fun.
Weeze
"Friction" I've heard of.Quote:
Didn't know there was traction involved.)
K - K1
I almost called that wrong. Der.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
Indeed!
A step to da lef" would have lost both your rooks.
R - KN1
W.
Hey, cdot "stopped responding" on my end and I couldn't post. But I can't get your rook from Q2 to KN1. That would also put me in check (?)
Maybe I got this wrong. I put your rook on my Q2. (I have your king on your Q2.)Quote:
R - Q2 check
Dang bubble. :stoned:
This game, is a work of art.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
I wrote a long explaination last night, but da forum got hinky and ate it.:mad:
On the third try, I guess I kept it too short to be understood.:(
That there, is my KR.
Jus' put it back where it was, Q7, and move my QR from QR1 to KN1
(A few posts back, I warned ya 'bout dis one. "Either road, My next move is QR - KB1")
I'm tryin' to protect my only pawn on a black square at KN5.
Figured you might attack it and give check in the bargain.
That would make me put my king where I'd like him to be anyway, but I no wanna give up dat pawn.
(That's what I meant by the "free ride" hint.)
Jus' a li'l side-step in da plan, man.
I'm presently using da KR to cripple both your rooks and harrass your king.
Jus leave da KR on my Q7 while I mug your bishop wit' my QR.
:D
Are you seeing the poetry of the game now?:jointsmile:
I was trying to show how to BEST use a Queen.
Most books advise holding her in reserve and then un-leasing her power on a sparsely populated board.
You brought her out early, so, rather than take her and leave a partial lesson. I neutralized her for many moves with a knight threat.
Your queen was seriously under-employed by having her strength squandered on a static threat.
(During that time she had time invested for her development but had less power than a bishop.:))
Then I traded my queen, for your gasoline.:cool:
Then used that gained tempo to avenge my queen and hammer your king. :thumbsup:
It is a risky business.
If you lose momentum in da middle of a coup,
it does not go well for you. - W.:asskick:
Hint;
Grab the lead from white, and run with it.
You can still win this game if you manage that.:hippy:
Darn good bubble, I'd say!:stoned:
Pharmaceuticaly, we were on da same page last night, and da post crosses got confusin'.:jointsmile:
Dang! I like the quick play though.
(Train of thought and all for several moves)
When ya really retire, I'll shoot ya a VPN port into my home net for a real time game.
Mahalo nui ya "wood pusher"
Weezard
I'll take snaps sideways from now on.
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Den we can flip 'em eider way.:cool:
How many snaps did it take fo' me to figure dat out? <sigh>
(no wanna get old):mad:
Weeze:D
Just an FYIQuote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
When you said;
"OK, we crossed in the mail. So B - KN5. Sorry for the apparent Liz Dexsia, I actually do knot no here. :stoned: "
I moved it to KN6 instead 'cause a black bishop is so confused:confused: on a white square, yah?:giggity:
Ball's in your court.:)
Wee 'zard
Drat!
"Jus' put it back where it was, Q7, and move my QR from QR1 to KN1
Um, meant from where ever I actually left my QR, to Kn1.:stoned:.
W. ake n bake:jointsmile:
That helps, thanks. Every time I threw her in early da sharks chased her. I figgered if she just putta toe in da drink...Quote:
Most books advise holding her in reserve and then un-leasing her power on a sparsely populated board.
You brought her out early, so, rather than take her and leave a partial lesson. I neutralized her for many moves with a knight threat.
Your queen was seriously under-employed by having her strength squandered on a static threat.
But she's so valuable it's a bargain for your opponent to sacrifice virtually any piece, and some combinations, to take her. Hard to defend against a sewer-side attack.
Sorry, I shoulda been keeping up on the diagrams / pics as well...things were actually going good until the temporal deck started getting shuffled..but I got that new 'puter :cool: and half my crap's plugged into it, half into the old PC. Inconvenient till I get things settled in better. The only internet access is via the "work" computer 'cos Goddess needed the router in her lair.
Goddess turned into Queen Elizabeth for awhile, but she changed back, so I guess mine's not THAT strong.... :abduct:Quote:
Darn good bubble, I'd say!
B - KB5 check! And, yeah, I miscalled that other bishop move, too. :stoned:
K - QB3Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
Mahalo.
Gone need my king dere to Bus' up da pawn chain later.
Here's dat cricket-el move I was going on about.
Have at me!:rasta:
Aloha.
Whee zard
P - KR3
R X P @(Q6)
R - KN1
Hey, I found something that might help my eccentric friend with his grafting project. :weedpoke: I don't understand the orientation of the cuts / grafts, though...the bold section. (This is from the old Marijuana Botany by Clarke.) Can you figure out what he's trying to describe? I can't picture it. Maybe this has been de-bunked, because I'm not too thrilled at the prospects for a second scion's survival higher up the same stem without a recovery period. Until I understand the technique he's describing, at least...thanks...:thumbsup:
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Grafting of Cannabis is very simple. Several seedlings can be grafted together into one to produce very interesting specimen plants. One procedure starts by planting one seed ling each of several separate strains close together in the same container, placing the stock (root plant) for the cross in the center of the rest. When the seedlings are four weeks old they are ready to be grafted. A diagonal cut is made approximately half-way through the stock stem and one of the scion (shoot) seedlings at the same level. The cut portions are slipped together such that the inner cut surfaces are touching. The joints are held with a fold of cellophane tape. A second scion from an adjacent seedling may be grafted to the stock higher up the stem. After two weeks, the unwanted portions of the grafts are cut away. Eight to twelve weeks are needed to complete the graft, and the plants are maintained in a mild environment at all times. As the graft takes, and the plant begins to grow, the tape falls off.
P X P!
Varum?
If, B X P then,
R X P!
Wins a Rook, or at least a Bishop.
:)
House of cards...
That grafting info looks very familier.
I read that and the hops grafting t'ing around the same time, or not.
I'm un-stuck in time alla time, so...
No can say.
Only works in veg. though.
Dang!
Still bubblin', typing is hard.:stoned:
So.
Lest I furthur digress.
My final answer is,
P X P!
Muahahaha!
The cruel and powerful Weeze
(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain);)
P - KN4
:stoned:
B - KB5
:stoned:er.
GD BH!:thumbsup:
Queen who?
Wee
Re-did the roof and moved it to da lanai.
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The gals in da sink are in a bubba bucket DWCoco.
Started dem unner LEDs
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Started a patch inna ground at the same time with drip irrigation.
Wanna see if my bucket can outgrow Volcanic soil.
So far, too close to call.
Weeze
K - K2
The stems on the left plant look bright red on my monitor. How'd ya do dat?
R - K6 Check!Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
Good idea!
Gettin' off rank 1
Red?
That's the strain.
Got Blueberry in her.
She's the one with the pink pistils too.
Really nice "autumn colors" on 'er.
That, or I hosed the PH and locked out Phosphorus. :D
Eider.:)
Ainokea.:rastasmoke:
She be a tasty beast.:jointsmile:
Aloha,
Weeze
dude u no u got cold tempacher & no nitergun. :rasta:Quote:
That, or I hosed the PH and locked out Phosphorus.
K - KB2