This is what happens Larry, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!!! The Big Lebowski
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This is what happens Larry, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!!! The Big Lebowski
Shit...seven years of college down the drain Bluto-Animal House
Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
Bob MacKenzie: My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!
Doug McKenzie: Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.
Elwood: We're on a mission from God.
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
"Forgiveness is between them and God I am just here to make the meeting"
From MAN ON FIRE
That line blew away my Mind Away I think Denzel Washington is a great Actor :thumbsup:
There are two kinds of people in this world...those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. What About Bob?
very good line , very good movie, but danzel acts the same in every movie. Man On Fire, Training day, same actor same acting its as if they just let him be him self a bit. That new movie American Gangster yeah that should be goodQuote:
Originally Posted by shaan04
heres a good one
Training day......."you ever had your shit pushed in"?................."I always get love from the homies".....................thats some scary shit
"Two Pair! , Two Pair!!.......two pair"
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
-Samuel L Jackson, in err.... some movie. Pulpfiction?
How about...
A clockwork orange
Who's up for a bit of the old Ultra Violence
why do you fight?
because i cant sing or dance
-rocky
peace
Accepted.
Sherman Schrader: Oh great, an abandoned psychiatric hospital! Now I can get Hepatitis!
Sherman Schrader: I hope you have hobo stab insurance.
Hands: Scharder, your scared of the toothfairy.
Sherman Schrader : That's actually a legitimate fear. She was rifiling through my shit.
Knocked Up.
Female Doctor: Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.
Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.
Jonah: Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck. It's dangerous.
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuckk off!
Alison Scott: What!?!?
Ben Stone: What?...
Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
Ben Stone: Vrrooooom!
Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!
Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
Grandma's Boy.
Jeff: Hey, Alex. Can we go back to your grandma's house? I gotta pee.
Alex: Why don't you just go to the alley and pee?
Jeff: I gotta pee out of my ass.
Alex: Well I guess we could go by.
Jeff: Emergency!
Dante: Does anyone want to try this weed? It's called Brown bomber.
Alex: Why is it called that?
Dante: Because when you smoke it You get so stoned that you shit your pants! Hahahaha!
Jeff: Uh, I don't wanna do that.
Barry: Yeah, I already shit my pants this month.
Jeff: Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.
Dante: [looking around nervously while phone is ringing] What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?
Dante: I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.
Dante: [Answering the phone stoned] Hello?
Jeff: Dante is Alex there?
Dante: Who is this? Is this the devil?
Alex: [hangs up the phone] Dude... you have to give me a ride.
Dante: [after smoking] I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.
I'm gonna take your mexican friend, and I'm kill him!
I'm Cuban B!
Yes...Cuban B!
Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!