cataracts? blindness? darkness?
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cataracts? blindness? darkness?
darknessQuote:
Originally Posted by thcbongman
help from bush!
ahahahahahaha omg LMAO!Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
how far can a dog run into the woods?
LMAO.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Darkness is correct.
half-wayQuote:
Originally Posted by kindprincess
A simple one from me.
Some months have thirty days and some months have thirty-one days. How many months have twenty-eight days?
everyone has got 28 days ha,ha:)
what has an eye but can't see ?
cool dude:)
alive without breath,
as cold as death;
never thirsty, ever drinking,
all in mail never clinking.
what am i ?
if you know where this is from, SHHH!!
yeah, you guys got it right. :)
next one...
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
the maid, no mail on sunday
excellent! when my friend told me that one it took me ages to figure it out.
A fish!!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
a vampire?Quote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
a box without hinges, key, or lid
yet inside , golden treasure is hid.
a fish is the right answer to the first one by the way.
that's a hard one..Quote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
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Originally Posted by higher4hockey
not sure if i'm right or not...but an egg?
Bro really??? That sucks that you don't know this.Quote:
Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
That was a cover song that Rage did. . . I'm not even going to say who it really is. You need to look it up.
HAHAHAHA this is a great thread some of the guesses are better than the answers...
Ok you probably know this one...
A man and his son are in a car crash. The father is killed and the child is taken to hospital gravely injured. When he gets there, the surgeon says, 'I can't operate on this boy - for he is my son!!!' How can this be?
I suck at riddles. . . he is the adopted son of a gay couple? Why wouldn't you want to save your son? The Father in the crash was a Priest?Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueCat
The surgeon is the boy's mother.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueCat
I win! :D
SCORE!! you're right, an egg.Quote:
Originally Posted by BabySnookums
Damn, I'm stupid.:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by bobthenuker
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Originally Posted by bobthenuker
Good job!
voiceless it cries
wingless flutters
toothless bites
mouthless mutters.
what am i ?
No you're not you are just conditioned to think women aren't doctors :)Quote:
Originally Posted by FreeVenice
lol I guess, my Doc is a woman though, shes kinda hot too. I'm just lame. . .Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueCat
Somebody reads the Hobbit :)Quote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
A baby who has been exposed to way too much radiation?Quote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
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I'll edit this part when I remember a riddle :-P
i wondered how long it would take for someone to recognize these...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by BlueCat
i love riddles....and since my last one was found out, here goes
what travels the world but stays in a corner?
a stamp.
i dont know if this one has been answered corectly but... anolog and digital clocks/watches?Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
nah lol it's been answered, it was a sundial and an hour glass... >.< i still can't give BF his rep tho..
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
he was walking!
man im gettin owned....
slipknot, got anymore??