jacking off in random places

I enjoy a good PUN,,, I even enjoy BAD ones,,,,,

Stinky your my hero...

kd

sitting in after school detention i got so bored i went to the bathroom and rubbed on out all over the toilet seat and left it! hahah

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Originally Posted by mattks1

jackin off in random places,
jackin off to random faces,......you get the idea. feel free to take that and run:jointsmile:

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Jacking off in seperate spaces
Jacking off in someones braces
Jacking off with his graces
Jacking off in suit cases
Jacking off on metal maces
Jacking off in running races
Jacking off on your shoe laces

Lol, i can't believe i missed this thread somehow. I think it's funny you busted on the building.

Umm, i jacked off in a chinese restaurant bathroom in new york once :p

I jacked off in a XXX theater in NYC,,,Waay before Al Gore invented the internet...

what a strange thread...

Hahahaha, like the thread, but i must say it must be a very interessting thing for psycho docs to read.


Nevertheless:

Airplane (at the WC and under my blanket in an empty row)
Bus (last row with bout 6 people sitting in the front)
Curch (PS. u dont get struck by lightning if u rub one out, regardless what the bible says)

i like the comfort of my own place.........

even if i didnt and even although it was 11PM dude how could you jack off next to a school? what would you say to the cops when they arrested you for indecent exposure.........

Up a tree in broad daylight.

I used to jack off in my garden when my neighbour came to put the washing out. She was fit as f**k. But i was so stoned that i don't think i would of cared if she saw me lol.

It was like almost 7 in the mornin. I wake n' baked and my friend was comin to pick me up for school. He called and said he was late. I couldnt go back in side due to my state and it was really nice a warm outside with some fog.

I got super horny thinkin of the hot chicks in my first hour I was about to meet and I fuckin beat off like almost right in front of my house. With houses all around.

I per se' beat off in the bushes LOL. Well more like creamed ON the bushes.

*edit* allright my 800th post regards me beatin me meat.

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Originally Posted by acrca

in jr high i went to class really baked then in class i itched my dick then realized how magical it felt so i kept on rubbin it more and more

then later on that day ppol where talkin about how i was jackin off in first period i was embarassed. at the time i just couldnt help it

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thats gotta suck bro

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

Ive done that, 12 hour car ride.



Ive been caught by my parents a few times, its not that bad

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never been caught by my parents , but ive been caught by my sister, that was weird

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Originally Posted by Silent Wolf

I used to jack off in my garden when my neighbour came to put the washing out. She was fit as f**k. But i was so stoned that i don't think i would of cared if she saw me lol.

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LMFAO, hardcore

i guess mine is in a forest when i was pretending to take a piss, wanted to jack in school once but i didnt think i would be able to come back to class with a straight face

After reading this thread i feel so dirty, now knowing that ppl who are serving you food and sht like that are masterbating in the washroom when you cant see them, or a dentist jacking off inbetween patients fucking weird

This thread again?!

i got jerked off on a bus back from a field trip, we were in the back row idk if anybody noticed... i busted into a cup and threw it on the empty seat next to us

jacked off at night club well got a hand job
in woods dats it
oh n when dis hot chick was watchin me lol

hahaha was funny

The only way i would ever condsider busting in a public place is if i saw a exrtremely hot pornstar walking naked infront of me and even then i would just consider it lol. Lol canabis=freedom liked your story

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Originally Posted by EternalOverdose

After reading this thread i feel so dirty, now knowing that ppl who are serving you food and sht like that are masterbating in the washroom when you cant see them, or a dentist jacking off inbetween patients fucking weird

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:S2::S2::S2: Indeed!

I can't believe this thread is still alive.

I got off in the woods the other day I was pissing then when I finished up I started rubbing my dick, since I was high as balls I couldn't stop. I had just smoked in the woods.

wow, this thread has been an inspiration, and ive decided that everywhere i go now im gunna bust a nut on SOMETHING.

i have jerked off in an elementary school before and in like all my friends houses lol

Man do it in a stall, not on the wall.

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Originally Posted by Jimbob1310

wow, this thread has been an inspiration, and ive decided that everywhere i go now im gunna bust a nut on SOMETHING.

i have jerked off in an elementary school before and in like all my friends houses lol

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this is so funny, This thread has insperd me to find a beutiful women where ever I can and have sex with here right there, just like the CRANKED movie. I want this every hour on the hour or on my di@k actualy. Cumm on girlys where are you:pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

Hey I did it when I worked at an animal hospital once but I felt nasty as hell. I knew the owner and kinda felt like I fucked him over. Anyway do what makes you happy except if its to little kids. happy mothers day

i jacked off in a van and got away with it

Anyone said aeroplane toilet yet?

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Originally Posted by BUZz UK

Anyone said aeroplane toilet yet?

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haha. i did that once

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Originally Posted by kmedian26

okay i already posted but i got a new one now. I was in a taxi van and i sat in the very back seat. It was a nice looking driver and she had the radio on and i was baked so i was like wth, and busted it right there lol.

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ROFL fucking weird man.

ok,,, I corn holed a tree...

a few times
i was a horny ass lil kid
once at work in the bathroom... soooo many sexy waitresses and 13 hour shifts... in tight little black pants
once in a library... girl i was chillin with was toooooo fucking hot, and as i said i was a horny little bastard
more times cant rmember now fucked uppeace

When i was a kid i used to touch myself in random places haha. I dunno why I was just a hornball.

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

When i was a kid i used to touch myself in random places haha. I dunno why I was just a hornball.

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And this is what I will think about tonight before I go to sleep...

hahah yeah well i would do it now too but fuck....that might get me into trouble. Thats all I need, someone to hear me moaning! haha

Your a pistol Reb...

You dont EVEN know hahaha

im guessin john doesnt know about this website? :cool:

Yeah he does, sometimes he signs on to see what im doin'

omg... u have the biggest oppurtunity to fuck with him and u havent taken it yet? maybe ur just mature lol