How to make plain ol' perfect working firecrackers

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Not An Addict

....:(


FAIL

---

dude no way that failed i have like 4 people that can vouch for this. All of these people didnt eat it in pb&j like i did but they still ate it and it worked very well. My best friend wrapped a gram in ham and ate it but i could tell it was absolutely horrid because he gagged and i tried it too. He was stoned like crazy after about 30 mins. My cousin and I both decided to use peanut butter to kill the taste and we still tasted the bud but it went down better that his but neither of us was as high as he was. People believe what you must but if you eat your pot straight up without the cooking you'll be very fucked up. I'd put my life on this!!!!

Just one problem I had with that. The microwave isn't really needed. You see, THC absorbs into the fat whether it's in its acidic form or not. Once heated up it becomes active and stays active even after cooling down. So you could prepare your crackers and leave them alone for 30 minutes and then throw them in the oven for the 22 which is about an hour worth of THC fat absorbation and that means more THC absorbs into the fat. And the oven will take care of all the heating needed.

so wut does the high feel like? and if i make these today and leave them in airtight tupperware, will they be good by next friday?

wow i ate mine last nite. and all i can say is wow. lol

I just made my first firecrackers.

I used chocolate chip cookies, and nutella. I put in just over 1g of weed, chopped up with scissors. Then, I mixed the nutella with the weed in a bowl. I used a toaster oven, I think the temperature meter was off however because I put it on for 320 F, and for 22 min, but they got REALLY burnt.

I managed to force 2 of them down, I stopped when I started to gag. Everything is burnt, but towards the center I could still see the nutella core intact. Anyways, it's been about 40 minutes now and they're REALLY kicking in. I have a low tolerance since I haven't smoked in a while.

Anyways, it was a success. I recommend however that you test your oven first, to get your timing correctly so they don't get burnt. I still have 3 more to go. I'll spread them out over the course of the night.

makin sum right now got 7 mins left hope they work used like 5 nuggets for 3 crackers ::jointsmile:

just ate 3 crackers with a total of 5 nuggets still waitin for the effects but im hopin they work

ok so i did this recipie exactly...was my first time eating weed....i used about a half track in about 8 crackers....i used organic smuckers pb and i put it on saltines....i ate 4 and then i ate another 4 two hours later...i had a revelation....i smoke way tooo mucccchhhhhh weeeeeedddd......i wasnt that fucked up and had to have a couple bowls after

so i made these bad boys last night with about 1.2 in 6 crackers. i had two, and it didn't really hit me until 3 hours later, and by then i had already hit a gravity bong, so i only noticed a numbness and warmth in the center of my chest. however, today, i could smoke only a little weed and get a lot more high off of it. what should i do tonight? i have 1 g and all the time in the world.

Here's my problem... you say to microwave for 15 secs before and after. Well, microwaves are very very different and you have virtually no control over the temperature unless you actually stick a probe in some without weed and test what temp it gets too.
Some people following your directions are KILLING their thc right then in the first step. Second, you say to put the oven at 320 and THC evaporates at 340. Well, it is NOT AT ALL UNCOMMON for an oven to sway 30 degrees either way. That's why all recipes give a range of time, as in 15-20 minutes... Believe me, some people will have their pizza done in 15, some people will need to go 22 possibly. So many people are killing it in the second step. The third step is the microwave again, so if you killed it the first time you've just gone and killed it twice.. (ie you didn't lose EVERYTHING the first time). All in all, if everyone follows these directions to a tee as you often state in your post, some people will damage their weed a couple of times, some will damage it once, some will damage it three times in a row, and others will not have cooked it enough. RESULTS MAY VARY! SKIP THE MICROWAVE, LOWER TEMP TO 300, make a big batch so if you need to cook them longer YOU CAN, and that way you can determine the right time and temp for YOUR oven. You may waste a bunch of weed before you get it perfect for YOUR OVEN, so maybe start with schwag and get that as potent as you can possibly get with the schwag, then use your dank next time and HAVE FUN!

I just tried making some with chocolate graham crackers and natural peanut butter. I used about two bowls worth of weed and cooked them for 22 minutes at 320 F.

They tasted great, it's been about 25mins since I ate them. Right now I'm feeling tingly, I'll post updates.

Hmmm, at 16:39 the tingles started, now at 2:00 am the next we haven't heard anything..... they must have worked!! :)

chek it bitchz

I made some of these with the same directions and it didn't work at all. I was disapointed and they tasted horrible. Tasted like ash so maybe it was cooked to long?

There you go, Boo360 converted his firecracker into charcoal. YUM YUM! Boo, set your oven for 300 and cook for 20 min. Also, are you in the US or the rest of the world? If your oven is metric don't use 300oC, it's oF.

Dude mine are going to be done in 10 mins. I'll tell you how it went. So far I do admit, no weed smell which is good.

k I'm just waiting for them to cool off now, will post results later.

Alright. They may have been slightly overcooked, the crackers became a golden brown, but they did become like the thread started mentioned, the chocolate got hard, weed was turned half green half black inside. is this good?

Okay. So I've got to say, it worked quite well. I made 6 crackers each with a .3-.4 of bud in each ground up. Cooked it exactly how he said except less time in the microwave once it was done, im gunna try doing it without that method as it scares me a bit. Either way tho, my gf and I took 3 each, which wud be about a G total of at best average bud. Then i got a new batch of complete schwag unfortunately, so I only had schwag left, I got mad fuct when I smoked the schwag last nite about 2.5hrs after I took the firecrackers. Today at 4pm I finished my first J of the day, didn't get high off of that schwag at ALL.

Must've been done properly. This recipe is good, I would be careful when microwaving tho.

PS: the bud inside my crackers was half black half green, so either I burned it a bit or it was the way it shud be. Either way next time im going to set it to 310 instead of 320. Also going to do it maybe 1 min less. Fine tune the recipe for your equipment and enjoy. Microwaving doesn't seem to logically serve any purpose however, unless your trying to loosen up the cracks for the oven.

yeah i was wondering too how is your bud supposed to look inside the cracker? my cracker went from a white color to a dark brown, it was very burnt, but the bud was still about the same color as it was before i put in. does that mean it wasnt cooked enough? or does it mean it was cooked right?

I have always used Keebler Club crackers at 320F for 20 minutes (with no tinfoil), and they always came out perfectly. Never burnt or undercooked. Different high. Not as strong, but lasts longer, unless you eat a lot. (For me, it's 2 or more to get really high, and one to just chill.) The crackers don't turn brown, and they taste like peanut butter sandwiches which is exactly what they are.:pimp:

Cookinng some up now, what is the best way to know when they are done cooking?

You gotta go by the time. Since they are wrapped in tinfoil, you won't be able to see them until you pull them out.

But once out, the crackers should be a nice golden brown and the peanut butter should be somewhat hard.

okay, im using nutella just to be safe, does that harden also? I also used a few differant kinds of crackers, I guess it shouldent effect it, i cant wait :)

ok, havent smoked in 5 days, just ate 3, i only used mids, this is my first time eating cannabis, and i have been smoking since i was 19 (25 now) how long will this take ?

Thanks!!!

- Rob

I wanted to thank the creator of this post for this awesome recipe. This was my first time eating cannabis, and the high is INTENSE. I have had no option to smoke the last week because of a work accident causing me to get an allergic lung reaction so i havent been able to smoke to help my carpels tunnel in my wristes from working on computers all the time. These things are great and are working like a charm, wow im wasted, and just getting higher and higher.

They key to these and other edibles is EMPTY STOMACH MEANS EMPTY STOMACH. It's a world of difference in effect. I love to munch on an edible for breakfast (so I know I've at least not ate for however hours slept + time before going to sleep). About an hour or so in it hits you and it stays for most of the day. Couple firecrackers or a piece of brownie. It's all good!

I've got peanut butter with 47.6 grams of fat per 100 grams. Is that enough? Cheers

Mods, please sticky this or one of the other dozens of firecracker threads. Thanks!

I want to make some firecrackers but i got no nutella...i got Peter Pan honey roast creamy...

nutella has 11 total fat. but my peter pan has 14...mine is 22% and nutella is 15%...so i if i use this peanut butter with this recipe will it absorb better?

As long as it doesn't say partially hydrogenated oils anywhere on your peanut butter, than your 22% fat peanut butter will work like a charm. Eat these on an a fairly empty stomach.

Well i read somethinga bout that and it has hydrogenated oils in it.

grrr.

well i got the weed...the organic peanut butter, and crackers. and tin foil.



So preheat...put the crackers in the stove for 22 minutes...on bake...on 320 degrees?

well no bake option but there is broil. but i dont think its the same.


anyyyyyyways...i preheated oven...then i put it in. no pan >.< ...now im waiting 12 more minutes.


update on what happens soon.

KK, well im eating the last one....ate 7 so far...so i ate 8 firecrackers.

I put about ...2 joints in the peanut butter...( i took advice and mixed the weed and peanut butter together before even touching the crackers :)


Hopefully i will get high....

should hit me in like 2 hours?

I made about 15 or so out of what looked like 4 or 5 grams. About 50/50 regular/good mids. Their cooling off right now :) I poured some of the oil out and made some pb soup, threw in the coffee grinds and it was still too liquidy, had to richen it up with some pb from the bottom of the jar. I could smell more weed than baked pb by the end of the 22mins. Will let you guys know the results here shortly :D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by TheGreenBuddy

KK, well im eating the last one....ate 7 so far...so i ate 8 firecrackers.

I put about ...2 joints in the peanut butter...( i took advice and mixed the weed and peanut butter together before even touching the crackers :)


Hopefully i will get high....

should hit me in like 2 hours?

---

So how was the Ride? Or should I say the Flight?!

I wouldn't recommend using triscuits, they taste like crap. I ended up eating three of the fat ones and had to wash it down with milk. I'm not feeling a thing yet, think i'll try to put down a couple more of these turds.

it's 1:00 pm eastern time, this is my fifth attempt to perfect the heat/time ratio for my specific oven. So far 335 for 27 minutes will be this attempt. Each batch has gotten stronger so I'm seeing how high i can get. Will report back when possible,hopefullly regular intervals. has worked extremely well in the past.

ok just consumed 6 large and well mixed crackers... here goes!