I couldn't imagine why you would...
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I couldn't imagine why you would...
:smokin:
What's your name?
Need a towel?
Squeeze the tip!
Don't tell anyone...
Oops, my bad!
Why's it bloody?
Whoa..what's that?
Oh no...FLUFFY!
Shit, not again!
Please lemme die!
What's "pull out"?
INSTANT BABY MAKER!
get the towel
dont pull out
Well its not *after* sex its right at teh end though... and its not 3 words.. its one.. and here it is..
Oops..
why you cryin?
see you later
There's my bus
where's my wallet
I'm your father
What's for breakfast?
Drive me home?
hahahahhaha........ it DID break!!!
change your diaper
your on camera
wheres that spliff
Smell my lip \ what's that smell?
You're over 10!?:mad:
Oh my daaaammn
got a smoke?
Fuck, rubber broke....
I smell salami :sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying
weres that tuna?
mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm gooooooooooooood....
beer me now...
time for bed...
wanna try agin?
another round please???
you got claps
(followed by laughing and sneering)
A personal favourite...
'Sort it out'.
did you come?
Good night Biatch
i killed her
bless you father
now pay me
damn you ugly
wanna watch barney?
nice adams apple
you're my sister?
sign here please
sorry about that
load the bong
Need a taxi?
Need a towel?
"How's that headache?"
let's smokea blunt
three more times
Get me coffee.
Now go home.
Now your sis/mom/granny.
Do I care ?
your husband's home!!!!!!!!!
your sister's better!
gimme the weed
o.0 here's one for the ladies...
MY WATER BROKE!
Start the car.
Damn gear shift!
Your how old???
Got any $1s
Your MY mom?
Lemme sniff that!
I'm a crossdresser
Where's the condom?
What's a condom?
Who is next?
Smoke that shit!
Gimme my needle!
Wanna share needles?
Where's your legs?
Damn your hairy!
Pee on me!
Sorry if there are any repeats in my post, I tried to look through all the others, but one or two might have slipped in.
Was it salty?
NCM
Cash or credit?
Just like Daddy
i need more then 3.
They are-
Wa'am, Ba'am, Thank You Ma'am!