The Chicken Killers!!!

and now for some interesting facts about these little cluckers hehe

â?¢ Chickens are as smart as mammals, including some primates, according to animal behaviorist Dr. Chris Evans, who runs the animal behavior lab at Macquarie University in Australia and lectures on his work with chickens.

â?¢ In 2002, the PBS documentary The Natural History of the Chicken revealed that â??[c]hickens love to watch television and have vision similar to humans. They also seem to enjoy all forms of music, especially classical.â?�

â?¢ Like us, chickens form strong family ties and mourn when they lose a loved one.

want more? http://www.peta.org/feat/hiddenlives/

SMOKE WEED NOT YOUR FRIENDS
:D :cool:

im not surprised by that.
i kept chooks until a dumb fuck builder dug under my fence and collapsed it and a fox got in.
couple of em were really clever. they could spot a bug in a jungle no worries.
cant wait to get some more.
if n when i move to the country i'll use em for meat from time to time as well.
sucked to find my biggest smartest hen decapitated. it had been sittin there too long to eat though and i didnt have time to clean her. sob.big, heavy, organic free range chook.
they had very good lives, huntin bugs and foraging on hundreds of plant species until they died a violent horrible death.

they are great animals. i like pigs too.
and goats.
fuck i hate dogs though. :)

i hate geese

they're planning something

geese u gotta watch.
lol gt

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sucked to find my biggest smartest hen decapitated. it had been sittin there too long to eat though and i didnt have time to clean her. sob.big, heavy, organic free range chook.

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what a waste... that probably would have been the best chicken you ate all year :mad:

oh well LoL

peace

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Originally Posted by Bro DZ

what a waste... that probably would have been the best chicken you ate all year :mad:

oh well LoL

peace

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yep she wouldve been real tasty.
stupid fuckin fox only ate one too.
they need education bastard animals.
eat more fox.

Seeing that picture of the chicken brought back the nightmares, dude......

..there were 6420 of those types of faces, blinking innocently at me, as I drew the curtains across my truck...they probably thought that I was taking them to a far away field of green and sunshine...poor fuckers...the only green they would've seen would have been the gloves of the murderous bastards that fed them into the 'chicken-killer-machine'!!!!:eek:

..I'm going to be sick....

Once when I was younger and livin in the sticks. We kept some chickens they were so cute and yes very clever, but the bloody rooster was insane. Sometimes you couldn't get near the coops to collect the eggs and then he went medi-evil and started just pecking any chicken he could find to death. (good way to teach children about pecking order) Well sorry to say but the rooster just had to go. Now before I go on about the rooster,s demise I will just add that we were originally city folk and really didn't have a bloody clue about raising chickens let alone killing them. So my mum grabbed the axe my brother grabbed the rooster and placed him very unceremoniously on the chopping block...down came the axe.. the head did not come off...down came the axe again...and you guessed it head and body did not seperate. (Maybe we should have sharpened the axe I hear you say). Now even I who had been attacked by this rooster on many occassions was in tears. Don't ask me how we killed him in the end but we did and we felt so bad that my mum stewed him for hours so that he would not be wasted. I will end with after my first bite I knew why that head was not coming off.

mrs. potatohead thats not a very nice story. serioussly...earth to potato :confused:
hehe..and sorry reinstate. i did not mean to help you relive that terrible moment.
i just thought i'd try to rally more concern by attaching a face to the issue. of course it didn't work it only gave one person some nightmares! oops :o
pretty birdies, tho :)

Sorry didn't realise we had to tell nice stories. I was of the thought the thread was about chicken killers. :confused:

I agree that we should respect animals more. My rooster got to be a rooster he lived a lot longer than many chickens and we did not mean to make his death so awful. :(

My mum had a pet chicken for many years. One of those beautiful red and green shiny kind and it slept on her bed and lived a very long happy life. She said it was a very friendly, clever chicken and loved listening to music.

Is that story nice enough Euphoric.lol

We all NEED to eat

I LOVE meat!

Now lets all dance to my BEAT!

Peace lol

lol mrs potato head.
i know of roosters that have ended up in the bottom of the compost heap.
population control.

conservation culling of species for the benefit of the general stressed population?
now theres a thorny one.
ferals displacing natives and animals eating themselves out of house and home until they all die of disease. cant relocate em all.

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lol mrs potato head.
i know of roosters that have ended up in the bottom of the compost heap.
population control.

conservation culling of species for the benefit of the general stressed population?
now theres a thorny one.
ferals displacing natives and animals eating themselves out of house and home until they all die of disease. cant relocate em all.

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wow you are simply overflowing with compassion :rolleyes: anyway, sounds like the human race to me. but we dont subject ourselves to that kind of cold culling..i dont..think..

and yesh mrs potatohead that was a nicer story.yay.. :)

sicksadworld aye.
we could do better, so generally i agree with you totally euphoric.
unfortunateley the reality is theres a lot of hard decisions to be made this far down the wrong path.

what do we do with all the rabbits and foxes that are destroying the habitat and preying on little native mammals?
let "nature" run its course?

we have logged and developed koalas out of nearly every one of their habitats here. the remaining ones are killing the leftover forest and thus themselves.
there were calls for them to be culled but it was shouted down.
relocations were expensive, difficult, stressful and generally bad for the area they were sent to.
forced sterilisation for population control seems to be the best option now.

a little like the elephants in africa. theyve been left with too little land and now they cant fit. famine and disease follows.

a little like the peoples of the world who have been forced off their already marginal lands by export cropping interests of multinationals to pay for world bank loans. world trade centre was a very symbolic target.

what were we talking about?
oh yeah chickens

The point is that Humans are a parasite

Chickens are the victims.

A Geese can just fuck right off.

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The point is that Humans are a parasite

Chickens are the victims.

A Geese can just fuck right off.

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you tell 'em Res!

wOOt!! :D

lol

Ever hit a chicken while your going down the road?
feathers go everywhere!

no respect for life?

no, im just sayin... my dad told me about that, i am nothing but respect.
i wouldnt hit an animal even if it has alredy been hit.
id run over myself before i run over an animal.
i love animals!!!

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i love animals!!!

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hmm did i tell you that im a umm.... a.... a cat!

*rolls over*

:p

silly people :)

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

hmm did i tell you that im a umm.... a.... a cat!

*rolls over*

:p

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hahaha, i love you more.
but you dont have to tell me that, ill love you neway

i TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH - (apart from I left the caps lock on, and can't bothered to back-space and delete it, but could've just as well, done it in the time I've been blabbing on about how I couldn't be arsed to delete it...what?)

Yeah, so if you hit a pigeon, it's like feathers AND dust, man! There was a spate of suicide pigeons, recently, they were dive bombing my car, and one hit the windscreen ;''--SHIT...there was loads of dust, like if you have just bashed a duster fullof dust...and it left like, a dusty outline of it's body on the windscreen too...hahaha..FAF, like a chalk outline, of 'mid-flight-pigeon'...lmfaoooo

Yeah, so there you go...the moral of the story is...don't bash a pigeon to death indoors, as the dust will be a nightmare!

thanks

dusty outline lol

Yeah, dusty outline, dude, lol...I was harrowing - I had to look at this pigeon shaped outline for ages...lol...well, until it rained again...hhehehehe

I hate ex-missusses who expect me to live my life around their schedule, and use the kids as a weapon...well, fuck you, bitch, I'm having a cup of tea, and you'll just have to fucking wait, won't you!

Don't wanna wait?...well, tough shit, you lard arse bitch fuck - deal with it.

Bwhahahahahaahahahahahaha
That shut her up, dinit :D

err..I think I posted that last bit in the wrong thread...doh! I'm such a stoner :rolleyes:

*shuffles off whilst mumbling incoherently to himself*

I would never ever harm an animal but I do know that if you throw a rock and hit a hen/rooster in the neck, it's neck will break and it's head will snap back like a twig. :eek: This info was relayed to be by my hubby who was once a sick and twisted youth (now he's just an old grumpy fart).

lol@grumpy old fart

there's alot of it going round, MJM
must be something in the water.......

lol thats what i call my dad a grumpy old fart :D

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lol thats what i call my dad a grumpy old fart :D

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lol Actually, my husband is old enough to be your dad, Ammie. :eek:

A plant gets 10% of the energy of the sun that nourshises it, A cow gets 10% of the 10% that the plant gets when it eats the plant, and of course you get 10% of the 10% that the cow gets who got 10% of what the plant got, you can't cut the plant out of it's 10%, but you can cut the cow out and basically be as close to the sun as possible....
As for proverbs::: Be Not the Judge of others, But Know your Deeds are Just, I think that was Mencius, teacher of Confucius
Another one I love, while in Philosophy class in the early 70's our prof. asked us to define the truth as a class homework assignment, next day he goes around the class and one by one we say what we think the meaning of the truth was;;;;; My answer::: The End, he gave me a 3.75 for the semester.... ;) ;) ;)

i would post somethin here concerning the subject mater if only it werent so long,
congratulations res for makin a thread that has 151 or 152 wit this one replies
yeah, i learnt the rule of ten in school, i guess u gotza have chlorophill if u wana take all the energy.....then we would be all green and wit bigg ass flat heads so we could absorb as much as possible, and we would never have to eat again except some soil from the ground once in a long while.....
hehehe

Go drink some green juice and smoke a fatty...hehe

How can philolsophy be taught?

Isn't it just an opinion of a view to life?

Much like religion, philosphy is an adherence to another person's set of ideals - you either subscribe, or you do not.
I find myself in a place of darkness; I'm lost and confused as to the point of life. If the point of life is to be happy, then without said happiness, there can be no point.
And yet, my being here has much bearance upon a great deal of things; my children's well being and education, for example.
So there is a point to my life, but it is beyond that which I so desperately crave.

The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the one.

Res...

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How can philolsophy be taught?

Isn't it just an opinion of a view to life?

Much like religion, philosphy is an adherence to another person's set of ideals - you either subscribe, or you do not.
I find myself in a place of darkness; I'm lost and confused as to the point of life. If the point of life is to be happy, then without said happiness, there can be no point.
And yet, my being here has much bearance upon a great deal of things; my children's well being and education, for example.
So there is a point to my life, but it is beyond that which I so desperately crave.

The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the one.

Res...

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WELLK SOME ONE MUSTA THOUGHT O THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE............

but yeah. philosophy is cool. speacially when u actually apply it to ur life , but it camt be tought, it can only be shown then ppl must make the choice

Fair comment, but....
You will be subconsciously aware of those ideals set out by the particular philosophical thinking, which could taint your own discovery of the path.

"There are many paths to the top of the mountain"

If you apply someone elses ideals, then you are only treading the path that has already been trodden upon - thus, your journey of discovery has already been channeled.
People seem to need to cling to this idea of sentinence, but it is a human trait.
To think that we are something other than what we appear to be, and that we can gain immortality by subscribing to the rules and dictates of someone else's ideals.
What about here?
What about now?

People spend too much time wondering about a future that is neither proven or documented, whilst the issues of 'here' and 'now' go unaddressed.
Their quest for appeasing an unseen entity borders on the horrific - and those that do not subscribe are seen as parasites and must be crushed.

What right has anyone to declare their way as the right way?
Is Christianity the right way?
Is Islam the right way?
Taoism?

Each of those 'philosophies', sees the other as the wrong way to live.
And each of those philosophies would gladly cleanse the world of those opposing mindsets.

Maybe, they are all wrong :eek:

Maybe, we should remember that we are just an animal, just like all the others on this planet. But the only thing that sets us apart from the other animals living here, is that we have been given the gift of intelligence on an unprecedented scale.

And every day, we abuse that gift towards our own greed and selfishness.

And every day, the planet, and those other animals, suffer our ignorance at the highest price.

by RESINATE:
People spend too much time wondering about a future that is neither proven or documented, whilst the issues of 'here' and 'now' go unaddressed

maby ppl think about the future BECOUSE it is neither proven nor documented, leads more space for hope, for there to be worse better, coz thats all god is hope.
when smthn is done it couldnt happen anyother way some ppl comment ABOUT it
but wit the future it hasnt happened so u cant comment about it , u have to speak OF it, if u get what im sayin.....
but yeah...we are all just a bunch of animals, and evrythin we do is a bunch of chamicall preocesses, but at least were a bunch of animals whpose chemical precesses can philosophise and luv and all that shit (even tho animals luv too , for protection and survival of the species, what called an altruism when teh animal gives up being able to reproduce (so sterelazation is also altruism, or simply death) for the good of the species, coz in reallity its just a fight for survival



oh and some aniumals, liek cats, also get high... its so funny to see stoned cat,

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by RESINATE:
People spend too much time wondering about a future that is neither proven or documented, whilst the issues of 'here' and 'now' go unaddressed


but wit the future it hasnt happened so u cant comment about it , u have to speak OF it, if u get what im sayin.....

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Err, no...sorry, I don't. :confused:

What is the point of worrying about something that hasn't yet happened?
The future does not affect your life now, does it?

I think you misunderstand my reference of 'future'...I'm talking about life-after-death.
People live their lives in accordance to a set of ideals and rules, to secure their place in the afterlife, whilst forgoing their enjoyment of actual life and treading upon those who do not subscribe to their percieved ideals.

Like in the recent US elections.
I heard that a cleric told his 'flock', that to not vote for Bush, would be an affront to their God - thus, the 'flock's' mindset was not about the issues of the day, but rather a security of acceptance in their 'heaven'.
Thus, they worried more about their 'future' in an unproven haven, than the present day issues that affect the living world.

The real future (ie, tomorrow) will only be affected by the actions of today - we can use educated probability to foresee an outcome, therefore, we can talk about the future (in some cases) as being set.

And there is no hope :(

ok ok, but yeah it still realtes
wht im sayin is that in the future there is hopw, bith in heaven and in earth future
whilst the past is just that, smthn thats hapened but u cant change
like ppl lov the fact they have a choice, what makes us human too (e.g if a tiger attackts u and ur wit a friend run in difirent directions, coz its hard for the tiger to make a choice sinse its liek inate behaviour just tells him to chace the one pray notlike selct well this human seems 2 k heavier and 3 inche s taller so ill pik him) any wauy yeah,sinve future has choice in it and past doesnt ppl prefere future.......