then Matt dives and tries to reach Jimi, as he gets close, he reaches his arm and grabs jimi by the balls...
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then Matt dives and tries to reach Jimi, as he gets close, he reaches his arm and grabs jimi by the balls...
Suddenly, Jimi transforms into a giant man-eating spider and says...
'get in mah belleh!!'
"Time to face ur Doom little Matt" and...
he eats matt...just before matt falls into the spiders stoach full of acid he grabs that thing that at the back of ur throat that looks like a punching bag and...
jumps out of his mouth, got for his balls, grab the bud and makes he way down, but suddenly...
more aliens....
"fuck i cant do it anymore, i cant, OMG OMG OMG". Matt wakes up, after 5 weeks, lying in a Maui beach, just got sober after the trip from Gods Turd, but then he realizes he has the bud with him, so...
he brakes a peice off to smoke while he climb back up the satan weed stalk to take it to god
he rolls a j, put it in his mouth and starst goin up, but after the 3rd hit...
hes hands and feet start to turn in to white MJ leaves..."Holy shit this bud is good' he yells
now that he has the leaves, flaps them and fly up, untill he meets up with God...
god takes the bud and lets matt into heaven, god smokes the bud and his hand and feet to turn into weed leaves...
"That cant be happening to me!!! I AM GOD!!!!!" God now was transforming in a white great weed plant with giant white smelly nuggs growin from everywhere...
all the angels and stuff grab their bongs and start smoking god!
But God is invincible, when they cut a bud (whitch is auto dried and cured 2 secs after harvest), 2 of them grow in that place, even bigger than the first one, so whole Heaven stinks like weed, so the neighbours call the cops an then...
god goes to jail, even though hes a plant and all the criminals and stuff start smoking the weed to
God is desperate, coz hes just a plant now, only thing he can do is grow. Angels r busted too, there is chaos in Heaven. Satan finds an opportunity to strike back so he...
smokes a j but then decides he dost want to attack so he just chill and watched tv and gets taco bell
when suddenly cops bust in the house and take Satan in. They find his Evil Ganja Fields and take him in for life. Now chaos is on Hell too...
the jail is segratgrated into gangs now, good vs evil...and the guards are giving all the inmates screw driver for shivs so...
...chaos is on prison too. Guards run for their lives as forces of light and darkness fight together. Matt watches the fight from Heaven and desides to do the one thing he swore never to do in his life...
let all the inmates savagely ravage his body
Then the cops get busted by the FBI for smoking Satan's weed in the evidence room and are thrown in jail too.
fbi is tryen to keep it together but FEMA is already preparing for martial law uppon the world, when Matt, almost fucked to death, does someting nobody expected...
HE TURNS INTO A WEREWOLF!!! AHHHHHHH
After Matt turns into a werewolf, he realizes he must be endowed with mystical powers, so then he...
goes crazy and tries to take over the world! but then george bush comes on TV and says..
that hes gay
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
Edit: beat me to it :( and mine wus better lol
HEY!!! don't bring fucking rasicum into my threads that i start.Quote:
Originally Posted by bobmarleyjr.
EXSPECIALLY WHEN U GOT BOB MARLY AS AN AVATAR!!!!!
yea man no joke get the fuck off this forum...bobmarleyjr my ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by bobmarleyjr.
You've Been done reported you stupid fuck
*ahem* on with the story...
So, after Bush announces his homosexuality, Matt is too distracted by the news to take over the world and instead...
And he wants to touch Michael Jacksons bum.... Over and over again....
so he goes to michaels ranch and....
finds its made of jello.....
...and also finds out Michael Jackson is really an evolved cannabis plant disguised as a transexual, raceless human being.
then the bud goes online to Cannabis.com and trys to make this thread the biggest thread in the world!!!!
SO ALL THE POST WHORES GATHERD TO SPAM THE THREAD