I helped myself to a shit load of tampons from work today! Oh god I feel sooo guilty. NOT!:dance: :dance: :stoned:
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I helped myself to a shit load of tampons from work today! Oh god I feel sooo guilty. NOT!:dance: :dance: :stoned:
take three to start then two later and put on some trance.sit in the middle of the couch and and just chill.best experience of my life.You will go places in body and mind that has never been reached before....bring a mouth a peace.Quote:
Originally Posted by bedake
this morning at around 2 AM I gave a bag of weed that was pressed up against my balls under my boxers to a cop..... and another bag of weed that was in a DXM bottle in my pocket. I got let off free... my brother didnt
i have a candida fungal infection on the corners of my mouth from taking antibiotics. i havent done my calc homework and i know by now that its not gonna get done.
lawl that sucks...Quote:
Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin
i havent done my english homework and i got so mad about losing my memory card that i broke my remote. then, a speaker from my surround sound fell on my head which held the key to my stash box and as i went to stash that key under an african head thing i found my memory card.
i let out a fart and it staaaank
i piss in the sink occasionally, just out of lazyness. i know .. im going straight to hell
well.........i thought my confessions would only be for my deathbed..........but you never know.....i might actualy just blow my brains out with this shotgun..........who knows........in short self pity aside..................i have fucked up my life and wish i wasn't such a coward cos i would do it...........bang
I always get horny when I smoke a bowl. So I always have a hand-shandy when I smoke.
When Im feeling really lazy, Ill go and pee outside instead of walking upstairs to the loo.Quote:
Originally Posted by hoodedclum
Oh shit, and Im supposed to go to the Job Centre tomorrow about claiming Jobseekers Allowance... and I havent got any proof that Ive been looking for work these past two weeks.
Mainly because Ive been getting stoned and playing The Sims 2 instead.
FOOOK i had to go to the job centre today...perhaps thats why i am suicidal lol
i used to be a woman
skipped class for the 4th day in a row today, feeling pretty guilty about it hehe. but then again, who doesn't love a 6-day weekend :stoned:
Today, I laughed to myself at a retarded person, and felt good about it.
I piss outside more than I do inside.
Thats just down right sickQuote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Yup, that's me. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by drinksmokesleep
LOL whatever gets you off bud LOL
i took my math final for this quarter today.... i got around a 6 %
about a year ago some fool asked me to put a roll of carpet in my garage.
i kept that shit outside in the rain.he came last night to pick it up and i told
him my garage roof was leaking.
i ate two chicken quesadilla hotpockets, i ate meat for the first time in three years. i also skipped calculus and didnt wear underwear
- I never do my homwork, I do it at the beggining of the class that it is due at.
- I have never done any drugs, but I visit this forum anyway.. >_>
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Originally Posted by newbie1232
strange....
I dont masturbate but i occasionally check out porn sites.... SUUUUURREEEE haha j/k dude
My penis is curved.
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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
hey mine too!! :dance:
I have never watched a porno movie, from begginning to finish in one sitting.
I wonder if anyone here has, haha..Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
~I tell my parents I try in school and I usually sleep for at least 20 minutes in every period, lol
I broke up with my bf on x-mas, but it really wasn't my idea or what I wanted, just happened to be the day I got fed up with it all.
I miss him terribly, but I see him every day.
He wanted to rent a room from me after yet he couldn't move in with me when we were together-I secretly wanted the move but said no.
I paste a smile on my face every day and force myself to not let the whole thing get to me, when sometimes all I really want is to grovel at his feet.
And yet, I totally believe that I'm better off and that I don't need him at all.
Contradicting, isn't it, to want something and at the same time not want it either.
Other:
I love my parents, but can't stand living with them. Yay new house!
I'm a total MTG freak....loving Guildpact right now. If you don't know what that is...uh, let's just say I admit I'm a total dork and leave it at that, lol. :p
If you took me out to a movie or to the bookstore for a date, you've pretty much got me hooked. If you bring me flowers too you're booked for the next couple of months guaranteed. If you bring me weed, that's just awesome...
Sometimes i just want to say "fuck it" re: life. Then I go have a ciggie or a j and mellow, lol. :dance:
I need a fuck buddy, but the well seems dry. What happened to friends with benefits????
So there's my confession (or confessions). :thumbsup:
damn, did I just take up a whole page????? LOL
MTG rocks, I played that until like 6th grade, I was the master of that game, we would have tournaments and stuff, it was awesome.
i sold some of my video games today to buy bud
I miss tokosan.
Today I sat at my computer for probably 6 hours straight and I wasn't even high.
I wasn't planning on smoking today because I am trying to quit but I smoked anyway.
I ate a Tony's Four Cheese Pizza for dinner.
:rasta:
I popped a 30mg 12 hour extended release Adderall this morning at about 10:30 am.
I've only bought 1 book this semester and I have 4 classes that require books. I had a test in a class today and didn't study a bit, didn't read the book, just went to class. I've made A's on the previous 3 tests, I think I made an 'A' on this one.
I just smoked a bowl and a Capri 120 girly cigarette.
I'm stoned as shit and going to eat a yellow bear now.
I just spent the whole day with my best friend and I think she is as boring as a pile of rocks.
I again swore today I wasn't going to smoke but for some reason I got high again. Weed just keeps coming to me!
I've been realizing over this past week that weed is really the only thing that relaxes me and cures my stress.
I am in LOVE with weed.
I had a vegetarian pizza today... it had too many onions on it, i dont mind onions but there was just way too many...
I was late for class today coz i was smoking a joint. Oh wait, that's everyday...
I don't think I'm going to shower today.