Okay, I like the forwardness... :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by heavymetal101
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Okay, I like the forwardness... :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by heavymetal101
cant we settle this and i jsut be the salami in your sandwich?
lmao, Ask Chris......... hahaha :D ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by 420 FMX
Wow... I missed a lot in the span of an hour and forty minutes lol.... For the record, I am no ones bitch..... unless she's hot :p , then I don't really mind as much. And for uh.... this pimpetting shit just aing gonna work, because, and I hate to say it... but I think we all know that Kornstar and Myself are the masta pimps, so bow down bitches! :pimp: :pimp:
salami in my sandwich!!!! that funny as fuckin hell dude!! :D:D:D:D
Wait a second. If I'm with HeavyMetal and she's partnered with BabyFaced, then we already have our salami. Hopefully it's me. :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by 420 FMX
If it is, I'm hiring a hitman... having you taken out, and taking your place :D :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
You can't touch me once I slap on some Mustard.
you kill Chris and I'll poke needles holes all over your body and the pull off all you fingernails and toenails, then i';; drag you around in some rocks, pour alcohal all over yyou so you'll burn like hell, then throw you in a river!!!!
( not really, thats just something that me and ,y friend made up when we were playing this wierd ass game we play. we try to think of the most crucial way we could kill each other. LOL Crazy shit man. it was only Once . haha, we got crucial with the shit!!! :D
I love you and could never do that to anyone!!!
hmmm,...... well................... maybe....... ;) :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
The way babyfaced made it sound, it seems like you're the salami, Jill. And I'm glad you're becoming possessive of me. It's a quality that drives me wild.
Oh but I could lol. At the very least, at least you got the warning in advance ;) . :: Kidnaps Beachguy, throws him in the closet, locks the closet so he can't get out :: alright ladies, now that that's taken care of :D .Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Bman, you forgot that we're at the orgy with the closets with no locks!!!
Baby thats not the only way I can make you go wild ;) ha, if you only knew.......Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
the thing is that my trouser snake is really an elephant trunk and chick prefer that i hope :cool:
New Plan: Put locks on the closets. After the locks are on, ductape Beachguy to a chair, throw him in the closet, let Tokosan go in, and let him have his way with Beachguy. Meanwhile... I'll be pimpin out the ladies ;).
So ur saying i have to make love to his dog yet again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bman719
who are you calling a dog and who are you makin love too!!?? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by 420 FMX
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Originally Posted by heavymetal101
well atm i'm making love to my hand :thumbsup: but soon i might have some virtual sex..... GO ME!!!
Ouch.... she just told you man!Quote:
Originally Posted by heavymetal101
(But for the record, yes, you have to do it once again....)
Thanks for the image.Quote:
Originally Posted by 420 FMX
yes go you maybe it will be with this girl...... http://www.removed.us/pics/etc/tubgirl.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by 420 FMX
... I hate that picture... I saw it six months ago... and just... WHY WOULD YOU POST SUCH A THING?!?! Look, I understand you were drunk last night, but it's no excuse posting a picture of your mom shitting all over her face... not cool... not cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by heavymetal101
The sad thing about it is that her face is 1/6 the size of her ass-cheek.
hahaha, I couldnt help it!! :D ;) just remeber this one,..................Quote:
Originally Posted by Bman719
I thought the sad part of it was being jill's mother... but hey... people will do anything for money, right?
that is a bit better... it would have been great if it was ALL girls though lol... this is the image i have stuck in my head right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by heavymetal101
yea,Quote:
Originally Posted by Bman719
thats some pertty bud. Bring that shit!!!
well... the charge for smoking bud like that is 3 souls.... and you and jill only account for two.....
OK, so me and myself only count for two people?? Gotcha!! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bman719
Yeah, you two have me smoking more. Or three.
Welllll you can count as you and yourself.. but only if you have scizophrenia and have more then one personality... otherwise it counts as one. Maybe, just maybe, we should save Tokosan's soul, and i'll use that as the third one, since his body will be disposed of... and i'll just sell it for like..... five bucks or something?
i havent put down a joint yet,...... that could be another reason why I'm so tired.........
What color hair do you have?
I've got light brown hair but about 5 inches or so of my roots are way darker because I got my hair colored a long time ago. it actually looks really close to this chick!! but my hair is WAY lighter at the ends and is like 2 inches longer. I've got green eyes, I'm 5' 2 and weigh now like 105 But I'm very well proportioned ;) If I only had a picture of me,...............
my hair doesnt look so perfect neither, :mad: I wish my hair was that dark
I'm doin one more post so I can go to bed at 1065 post :D Spammy spam spam spam. we've been spamming for hours
What's that a Barbie? Green Eyes is cool and I remember 5'2", 100. You should email me, I gave it to you on the other thread, or this one.
lol I dont know I googled hair lengths and found this, dude I've got to find it tomorrow, you keep, keepin me up!! LOL ;) Goodnight again
nice wig