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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
you two have taken over this thread in the past 2 hours..... :p
Jill (HeavyMetal, not to be confused with Obese Iron Worker) and I are trying to take over the message boards, so we can call somewhere home.
he's right I cant move and he cant move :( Shit sucks,Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Wait, why can't you move, Jill? And, why would I want to? You gotta e-mail me a picture before I hop a flight to Nahlins.
Ok... here's an idea : Rob a bank. If that doesn't work, though I suspect it will, here's what you do. Go find Tokosan. Kidnap Him. Bring him to the Police and get your $1 million dollar reward they're offering for his arrest. The reward is good whether he's dead or alive... so better play it safe and just axe him so he doesn't try to escape when you bring him in. Also: I want a 1/4 of the money since I mentioned it :)
Well, researchers for pesticides are offering more money, so I think I'm gonna turn him in to them.
Sounds like a plan... But I'm still gonna need a 1/4 of the money.
I also suggest we still Axe him so he doesn't try to escape.
Right now i dont have a way to get ya a pic, and I've got to help my sis with this lil' kidQuote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
axe him?? damn yall are get a lilttle crazy with the shit lol, I could axe someone upo I guess :D But Bman you'de have to do most of the chopping!
Okay, just find a flight and I'll pick you up at the airport, you can instruct your sister via the internet.
Bman, I'm not giving you a quarter of four million they're offering (for his head, alone!).
I'll give you 1/5 if you carry his corpse to the car for me...?
Deal. Also, on the way to the place where we drop him off... I demand we stop so I can pick up a frappucino along the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Deal, as long as I get back in time to pick up HeavyMetal from the airport.
Sounds like a plan to me!!! :D:D but how the hell are we going to get weed!!?? I wont bring any on a plane
Jill, are you gonna worry about weed or me?
I'm gonna let you have my connection, also.
I will bring the marijuana. But in return, I demand your souls.
damn thats fuckin great but as long as Bman can remember, we'll be ok for a while :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
How about we'll return your soul when you bring the marijuana?
Better Idea: You keep my soul, Jill brings a hot lady friend and I get laid :D. Also: I steal my soul later in the day. I think it would be best that we bring tokosan to the pesticide people in a suitcase. That way it won't look suspicious. It should only take 3 or so hours with a hacksaw to get him to fit in there... to bad he isn't a midget... it'd make the work a lot easier.
Great plan, but why do I need to bring a friend?? Did we forget Babyfaced!!?? I cant believe you, she's going to be pissed I bet you dont get laid nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Bman719
Okay, I was lying. Your soul hasn't gone through the final processing stage, yet. It's not ready. Come on, let's go home, Jill.
nah man, i didnt forget but it just sounded like she was... and i was just... and well.... ok, we don't need the friend babyfaced will be fine... I just... thought she was with you 2... nevermind the friend thing...
Bman's getting worried...
"I think I'm sticking with the original plan"
what's the original plan again? lol... this is all getting kind of confusing....
I don't know, I was quoting you. :stoned:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, she's not gonna like this at all!!! we don't need the friend babyfaced will be fine...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bman719
damn you fucked up now, lol sucks to be you!!! :D lol I'll talk to her for you,
But there's a fee................................
Ok ok, I'll let you keep your soul... happy now?
well guys, it's been fun, but I'm going to bed.. gotta work tomorrow. I shall speak with you all soon. peace out! Sure I'll see you 2 on in the near future lol.
well it looks like we're gonna have to continue tommorrow becuase I have to go to bed. I've got to ride like 2 hrs away from my house so I can go to a car junk yard and get some parts for my car. well, goodnight Love you ;)
Go to bed too ;)
damn you read my mind dude!! bman and me are on the same page lol
oh god I dont think thats good!!! :eek:
Hah, you wimps. I'm waiting for the sun.
You could be here to see the sunrise with me too, Jill, but nooooooooo, "I gotta stay home".
I know but I cant It's 4:00 already for me. goodnight ;)
ahh,,, oh well your loss ;) hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
It's 5:00, and no, don't say something horrible like that. I lost you, already? I suck.
aww, no well I may not be able to move right when I turn 18 but if we could just hold it off I can see if i can get things worked out. ;) and it's 4:00 :D :D :D :D we'll talk about it tomorrow k?? night :smokin: ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Oh, so there's a chance we can get hooked up, after all?
Good night, and it's 5:00.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...o/6d04f9fa.jpg
Some one want to have sex with this man?
Because quite honestly, I want in on the whole love making thing going on.