If your in a car and can't think about anything else but closing all the windows and hot boxin ....you might be a stoner.
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If your in a car and can't think about anything else but closing all the windows and hot boxin ....you might be a stoner.
I always do that, just yesterday i'm like "wait, did we eat pizza yet? Fuck it i'll get another 2 slices"Quote:
Originally Posted by somebody someone
If somebody ever owed you money, and u asked if they could pay u back with weed instead, you might be a stoner
u might be a stoner if you and your friend sang(and shit themselves laughing) Trogdor the burninator for 2 and a half hours. true story
If you're sitting in the woods and hear people walking then turn around to realize it's just chipmunks fighting.
If you order an enchilada at a mexican restaurant, decide to go sit in the car and wait for it then realize that's a bad idea, eat your enchilada, go sit in the car, and wonder if they brought your enchilada yet..... you might be a stoner.
or ..
If you can't distinguish friday from saturday or saturday from sunday .. etc., you might be a stoner.
if you're out of weed and spend an hour looking on your carpet in hopes that you can find any nuggets you may have dropped while stoned at one point.
If you see some one on a roof and think i wish i was high as they are
you might be a stoner
i do that shit weeklyQuote:
Originally Posted by rigirl825
If you've ever acted out scene's from Spiderman in slowmotion your a stoner...
If you ever mistake your bong for a drink you might be a stoner
if youve ever been stoned spent like 30 minutes looking fo a great place to hide you weed were no one will find it, passed out woke up the next day and havent seen it since
if you get cotton mouth so bad you are willing to take a dink from the bong to fix it
if youve ever thought youre screen fell out of the pipe and looked for it fo ten min. only to realize its still in your pipe
if you frequently find weed that you didnt know you had
if youve ever raided your frige for every condiment in there and made dip from it and realize you dont have any chips .......and then use cookies
if youve ever lit like 5 cigs in a row and not smoked any of them
you might be a stoner.........ps rigirl has the funniest avatar ive ever seen
happens to me all the time..Quote:
Originally Posted by Sgt. Pepper
You might... wait what? Oh. Wait hold on.. oh yeah.
You might be a stoner if you spend five minutes trying to remember what you were just thinking about.
You might be a stoner if you watch infomercials for an hour because you haven't gotten around to changing the channel.
You might be a stoner if your eating habits remind your mom of her pregnancy cravings.
You might be a stoner if you're always naming shit and you don't have any pets.
You might be a stoner if one of your biggest dilemmas is JOINT or BOWL?
You might be a stoner if you've taught fifteen people how to make a bong.
You might be a stoner if you relate to 90% of the damn "you might be a stoners" on this thead. :o :rolleyes:
LMFAOOOOOQuote:
Originally Posted by Jake0steve
Maynard manages to write about psychology, astrology, and spirituality with unmatched beauty. The man is a genius. And the music.. wow. The textures that every musician create is.. there isn't a word for it. Beautiful, complex, textured, calming yet powerful music. Inspirational band.<3Quote:
Originally Posted by CocaCola
if you post on this forum, and were stoned enough to read the six pages on this tghread, ur a stoner.
Hahahahahaaaa!!!! oooo....whew....*flicks tear from eye while holding side*Quote:
Originally Posted by lateralus
You Might Be A Stoner if Your Pants Are Crusted with Semen from constantly jacking off from lack of finding a new victim to penetrate - Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
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Originally Posted by STDzRus
you might be a stoner if you watch fear and loathing in las vegas only when youre high...and watch it 11 times a week.
If you have spent hundreds of dollars on plumbing supplies in your lifetime...And yet you never work on your house's plumbing, you might be a stoner.
If you have ever had to eat half of a joint because it wouldn't stay lit, you might be a stoner. (True Story)
If you had to show your Father what real Lungpower is when you were smoking with him, you might be a stoner.
If you have ever rolled a joint, put it next to your incense burner, then gone digging through your room 10 minutes to find incense, you might be a stoner.
If you have ever done that, then found incense then went tearing through your room another 10 minutes looking for your joint, you might be a stoner.
If you have ever done both of those, then put your incense in the burner and sparked up that joint, only to realize you put the joint in the incense burner and you just took a hit of incense, then you might just be a stoner. (True story from one of my friends)
If you have ever spent three days writing an essay on Marijuana...for fun...you might be a stoner. (Look in the Recreational forum. It's a true story)
If you have ever spent 4 hours listening to "Blueberry Yum Yum" by Ludacris because you forgot to sing along every time...You might be a stoner.
If you have ever spent three days writing a shitty essay on Marijuana...for fun...you might be a stoner. (Look in the Recreational forum. It's a true story)
Fuck-You-Void
Penguin.Do you know why I give you such a hard time? Its because i'm secretly obsessed with you.Everything you do I wanna do just like it...your my idol baby.
I hate you, Void.
Well all seriousness aside I may be a dick to you but I truly have nothing against you, except maybe a little jealousy.
Jealousy?
If in your first year of chemistry or biology your teacher shows you a graduated cylinder and asks you what you think it is and bong is your first response, you might be a stoner.
If you can recall almost precisley every corny/funny moment of Walker, Texas Ranger right off you're head.. You might be a stoner.
If your teacher tells you to turn to page 420 and you crack up, you might be a stoner.
All are true of me.
Or an old lady, damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
You might be a stoner if when you turn on the TV and it's on a fuzzy channel, you try to make out images because you believe aliens are trying to communicate with you--or, if you don't outright believe it, you want to check. Just to make sure.
Zing!Quote:
Originally Posted by lateralus
If you write a friend's paper for school and request that he gives you weed instead of the money he offered you...(happened multiple times to me)
You might be a stoner if you understand fractions better than any other kid in your class....
You might be a stoner if you go through the local church's "30 hour famine" without a sweat...
you might be a stoner if you walk into mcdonalds and say "I'll ge some cheese with a hamburger on it. It's called a cheeseburger........... what?"
true story, my cousin said that.
-You might be a stoner if at a friends house, when you ring the takeaway delivery place they recognise your voice(when it isn't even your house!),know what oder you want and the address.
-If said takeaway delivery driver tries to buy weed off you
-You go to buy rolling papers when high,try depserately to call them rizlas and then end up calling them skins, and then stand there giggling!(God I'm a dick)
you might be a stoner if you talk to a tree sometimes when your high and it responds it is really some funny shit expecially when you find out its a rock with moss on it
and for the dirty raider guy i do think that would be the way to die
You might be a stoner if you took all the fire alarms out of your house because they were going off more than twice a day...
You might be a stoner if you have an "emergengy kit" in your house and it wouldn't help at all in the cause of a natural disaster...
You might be a stoner.... if you cant remember the last time you smoked, couldve been a couple of hours, or last week.
If you go to order something in a Taco Bell and give the dude too much money and by the look on his face you know he knows you r high and cant hold back your laughing because u know u prolly look like a fool... then he asks your name and u cant even answer cuz ur afraid you might bust a laugh 'n spit in his face half way threw.....then another empoyee says "lets just call her jessica".......damn taco bell is good...does anyone know how late they are open?
oh yeah, u might be a stoner...
If you walk for like three hours and look behind you to find you have gone like three feet! then crack up laughing and buy the time u look infront of you again your home.
(true story)