Chuck Norris is a Punk-ass trick
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Chuck Norris is a Punk-ass trick
Heres a complilation of famous last words:
"Why won't you die!"
"Hey thats new"
"Of cosure i know what i'm doing"
"Shit" (personal fav)
"Raise the army!"
"Hey look at that Badger/Pigion" (either can be used)
"The leprecons are making me do this" (if this is heard run)
"I'm ok" (after this is spoken, the speaker usally collapsis)
"Oh look that Badger has a gun, do you see?"
"Morgan your a star" -"Yeah i know....oh god i;m going supernova!"
(On a plane) "Are there any poilets no board?!"
"What do you mean you've lost it!"
"Hey I haven't lost it, i just can't find it" (response to above)
" Oh fuck, off its my soul!" (that is usally said to me)
"FREEDOM!" (is almost always followed by recapture)
"Release the hounds/flying monkeys etc.." (thats famous last words for someone)
"You know the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano"
"have you got a clock in that rucksack?"
hahaha i liked them
love n stuff:hippy:
LOL.. Thats very true, I cant stand the guy...Quote:
Originally Posted by FlyGuyOU
LIFES A BITCH
YO TELL EVERY BODY I SHOT HIM
YO DO U LOVE ME
I STILL GOT LOVE FOR YOU
YO DID I DO IT
TELL MY WIFE I FOVE HER
Dude, I wonder if it tastes bad...
I had actually used this one the other day when I was smokin my home-made bong and we left it out there was some dry and old smoke left in the chamber so I figured that it would do a lil' something for me.....but it didn't and I wound up in my sink COFFING (thats how it shud b spelt) my lungs up.....LMAO the whole time tho because i was high as fuck man....good times:stoned::stoned:
"would you jump off a bridge if your friend does?"
Lifes a bitch and then you marry one..:D
That's the most awesome thing I've ever heard!Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyfingahZ
"Honey, get the camera."
"that feels good!"
"Hey tyrel! Toss my salad!"
hehe... that last one was a bit blunt. blunt... hehe
I didnt even see that post damn thats frekin halarious. He hit the floor and said ....WTF hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by maxsuperdanks
did you say set it to 1.22 jiggawatts?
"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up"
- General George Patton, about reconnaissance troops
jiggle 'er whats????:wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by palerider7777
"IT"S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HERPES":jointsmile:
huh? u never seen back to the future????:wtf: back at ya...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mississippi Steve
"Perhaps today is a good day to die"
"well thats not true, look"
"I am sure some one would have said something"
"What do you wana live for ever"
Famous last words (stolen from Frankie Boyle stand up)
"I bet you I can jump that ticket barrier"
[gazing upwards] "The funny thing is the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano"
"Of course it's not a poisonous snake, what would a poisonous snake be doing on a plane?"
"i wonder what that sign we passed said"
"no officer, of course I wasn't looking at your pistol"
"look, he's just scared thats all. hey little guy!"
"quick take the wheel for me!"
"sir, do you know how fast you were... hey whats that white stuff?"
"come on man we got a black president now, people don't even care if you say ni-"
"he's completely unconscious, watch this..."
"We will win!, Ya know why? these GOOKS cant aim worth a shit!" Pt sgt. just before the V.C. shot his head off!?! Hobo woods feb 14th 1972about 830 am, ya never forget your first one. a-19 team leader, c team 5/83,5th S.F. group 1st S.F. group.
Here, hold this wire.......
FAMOUS REDNECK LAST WORDS ....
"HEY YA'LL .. WATCH THIS!!! "
No dude, zombies cant do that. (Run/Climb/Shoot a gun/etc.)
Hey, follow me with the flashlight.
Well, it kinda LOOKS like weed...
Who the fuck is Cuck Norris?
I found instructions to make a time machine online.
No, its just one of those gun pipes.
"don't worry, this one just has blanks in it!"
"cutting the green wire..."
"damn, this shits so dank it looks like its covered with glass" :mad:
"Go ahead, pull the trigger and see what it feels like, it's unloaded"
had I not cycled the weapon...someone could be dead..
Hey mom! Look what I can do!
redneck four wheelin . . . "here, hold my beer and watch this!" :jointsmile:
Oh my god, I just laughed for like five minutes straight at this. I know it's a little messed up, but that's like the funniest thing I've ever read.Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyfingahZ
"Fiction has to make sense, life doesn't" -The International