SORRY FUCKED UP!!!!
So i smoked it and...........
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SORRY FUCKED UP!!!!
So i smoked it and...........
it was lace with...
Crack! So I cooked that shit down! ~LMAO~ JOKE! :D
and got a cold so had to go to the docters where they drilled holes in my head to find out what was rong and sent me to live with beetlejuice where he ...
molested me, so i stabbed him with a ....
carrot and hit him over the head with a flying tuna fish till i could see a flying suacer in the shape of an fryed egg come down to save me when i saw it i ....
....whipped my dick out slapped the clown in face with it , then he fell down and got a hemorage in his head , but i was triping so hard off the shrooms i didnt care , not it was time to do sum coke with my land lord and eat her snatch cause i couldnt make this months rent againt everything was goin as usual with no hang us,, when all of a suddenly slidin outta her pussy came a giant slimey smelly...............................
MINI VERSION OF PEE WEE HERMAN AND HE LOOKED AT ME EYED ME UP AND SAID IN A GAY WAY.........
id hate for you to be misunderstood in any informative way, but the size of your penis dosent relate to me on any other day...
......but yet today it does ... and i said to it your a fuckin masterbater man and he was like I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WAHT AM I so in that instant i cut his pecker off then hid the remains in my lanlords bung hole but after i did she ripped such a toxic waste smeelin rotten fart that..........
I found myself incapable of using spoons, and all the things in my pockets that were once straighht had now gone curly. Seeing a angry mob of boild eggs on the horizon, I thought it about time that I.......
lifted my left leg up doped my pants and dropped a load it stank so i scooped it up put it close to my nose opened my mouth and............................
blew on it but to my amazment it started to gloww and turn into loads of reely big....
...cum wads which i have to my landlord in case i was on vacation next month when the rent was due, now as it gets dark i smoke 50 joints and try to think about a life that so dosent closely resemble hell so i now i sleep and wait for tommrow to cum, dsdamn its morningand i dont know ehere i am , i look around me and i find taht i .....
have grown 2 heads in the night i look at the other head and my blood chills i scream and close my eyes hoping its a dream because the head next to me is the head of.....
...inventor and jet-age pioneer, Sir Frank Whittle. And not only is it his head, its his body, and the first in his line of experiments that evetually went on to help the allies win the war. But it was a simple experiment, and it easily allowed for....
bryan boytano, so i reach in between my matresses and pull out my .38, and without hesistation i point it to his stupid fucking head and then he blurts out.....
FUCKED UP-----i will try again later as it gets longer im pissed.
me 2 find out the difference between mouve and purple ....
and wonder the streets of pee wee herman town but then i heard on the news that Bin Laden was found dead!! yes dead he was found at micheal barrymoores house they said he was a suicide BUMMER! So i ran and ran to see...................................
.....the 'come back gig' for The New Kids on the Block concert, then i was off to..........
robert42 house cos every1 knos he throws the bets party he had 1 pound of bud :D and over 2 grands worth of booze and 10..........
hoes....
who are later revealed to be shemales, so he freaks out and...
does a shit all over my jimmy choo's so i........
end up smoking the bud and drinking the alcohol and fucking the shemales and then yoiu decide you need sum food, as you run to the shop, you are pulled down a dark alley, you turn to see who it is, it is non other than the infamous whoopie goldberg.
"whats up ma..........
mam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg i knew it was you i cant wait to .........
she you star in the new film called...
my ass is on fire which stars terry wogan of bbc radio 3 so ...
they all can do the hacky packy dance :D:D:D and lick loads and loads of big old.........
chimichangas and chug loads of bong water just before they go roll in the street until...
they fart and piss there selves then have to go to the ........
laundromat, to find a slut for the evening. after sitting around there for hours with no sluttage, they get the fuck outta there and go grab some...
chilli pepper to sprinkle on our weed becuase im so crazy i just wanna do thehooka pampa dance with all my..........
balls out....
but after a while that got boring so.....
we all decided to go to the cinema with a kilo of coke to snorth between the 140 of us and when we got there we saw......................
...that we accidentily walked into the wrong thearter that was showing pornographic movies that involved....
so we went and got 2 more kilos of coke bc we decided we would get yayed out instead. so we got fucked up as hell and then..
wanted more so...