You know you're high when...

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Originally Posted by redhotstoner

you know your high when you suddenly realize that you have been doing naked Yoga while listening to pink floyd for the last hour and a half...but you are totally cool with it.

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HAHA! whats even better is when someone walks in when your doing something like that and try to act like what your doing is sociably (acceptable). Because they know your baked and dont want to let you down or think that think your weird or something...

But you definitely know your high as fuck when you keep stealing the lighter and dont know why people are yelling at you about passing it. And you are definitely high when you feel like your going to die is you dont eat a certain food or hear that certain song you "need" to hear... hehe great thread...

... you forgot to intruduce yourself on the " Intruduce Yourself " section.:stoned:

You know your stoned when you are trying to find your friends cell phone and you search for it for over 10 minutes then you realize.. that you are carrying a cell phone.. and it happens to be the one you and your buddy have been searching for ten minutes ago:rastasmoke:

You know your high when your friends stick shift stalls in a neighborhood during a blizzard and you think its fun to get outside and start pushing it.

[align=center] You know your high when you send your friend this exact text message...and I quote...
"MAN! JUSTIN timberlake is ROCKING my world with some tripsy videos. badass beets. Hot hoes. JOE. Facial hard! ROFFLE!"
That is EXACTLY what I send letter for letter...I was fucked up...[/align]

you know youre high when you find it to be a "cool mission" for you and your friend to drive to the state line, from alabama to tennesee, to buy cigarettes and blunt wraps cause the age there is 18 instead of alabama's 19... at 2am lol

Alabama smoking age is 19? Wow...

[align=center] I JUST THOUGHT OF ANOTHER...You know your high when you do this to a girl...

This girl was coming over...she called me and told me she wanted to come stay with me as my dad had left for work and I had the house all to myself. So I get the call and quickly usher my friends out of my house so that I can clean up and prepare...get my condoms and other assorted stuff out and ready...which none of that happened as we had killed the biggest blunt and smoked several several bowls. So this chick arrives and we go about our business...about 5 minutes into our sexual endeavors...I say change positions. We go from missionary to doggy style to reverse cowgirl to normal cowgirl to her sitting on my lap in a chair to back to the bed to reverse cowgirl again. I think that's the order...she began to get fed up. She asked "Dear god why are we changing so much?! at this rate I will never get off!" She got up and flicked on the lights and seen how blazed I was and had no idea what world I was in or even WHO I was fucking. See, she disapproves of my smoking and said she wouldn't do anything with me otherwise, but I figured the lights would cover my highness. Ohh well...she got dressed and left me there, blazed as hell laying on my back naked with a raging boner and nothing to do with it.
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damn raging boners and nothing to do about it sucks mane

you kno ur high wen u smoke leaves from a tree n pretend they r maple leaves so they taste good

u kno ur friends high wen he runs full speed into a glass door(happened a couple days ago HAHA)

yo know your high when you stand in the shower for 20 mins and then realize that u forgot to turn the water on:stoned:

you know your high when you black out smoking a blunt and when you wake up you hit the blunt right away

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Originally Posted by 13thirteen

You know you are high when you can't remember that you just smoked:S5:

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ive done a lot of these but THIS one gets me... i was at my friends like two weeks ago and it was mad late and i was tired so i said ehhh ima head home and my two friends looked at me like 'dude you wont even get the keys in' and i suddenly remembered WOW im high as the virgin fckin mary i can barely see even so i thrust my keys onto the table in raw fear of them like they were on fire.

you know youre done when looking anywhere close to your garages florescent lighting feels like staring directly into the suns molten visage.

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Originally Posted by snicklefritz1825

You know you are high when you are having a converstaion with yourself in your mind and in mid conversation you start talking to the person next to you and they are like. "WTF are you talking about?"

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I rofled. xD

You KNOW you're high when you can only foucs on one area at a time. Makes you suprisingly good at computer games that require awareness funny enough.

Works for me atleast...:p

You know your high when you keep looking at the mirror inside the car to see how red your eyes are before going home even though they're probably white as.

You know your high when you keep asking your buddie(s) "Do i look high man? Do i look high?" :D

You know you are high, when you are high

you know you're high when all your friends unintentionally run full force into a swamp, begin yelling at the top of their lungs about said swamp, and you KEEP RUNNING towards them.

You know you're high when That 70's Show is too complex for you to comprehend.

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Originally Posted by Rhymenocerus

You know you're high when That 70's Show is too complex for you to comprehend.

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hahahaha thats amazing

You know you're high when Grandma's Boy is the funniest movie ever and decide to play a game where you hit your bong everytime weed is mentioned in said movie. Fuck I was blazed last night.

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Originally Posted by Paulkishi

You know you're high when Grandma's Boy is the funniest movie ever and decide to play a game where you hit your bong everytime weed is mentioned in said movie. Fuck I was blazed last night.

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o0o0 wow

i bet u were

that sounds liek a fun game i mite have to do that sometime

oh and my freinds got that bong from grandmas boy

the white one with the frogs on it

yeah deffinatley doing that

wen ur smokin a blunt with an extra person who ur not used to being there

and u skip them in rotation

and u kno there high wen they dont say nething till the blunt gets back to u

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Originally Posted by Paulkishi

You know you're high when Grandma's Boy is the funniest movie ever and decide to play a game where you hit your bong everytime weed is mentioned in said movie. Fuck I was blazed last night.

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Haha I've done the same thing. That movie is a fucking masterpiece blazed.


You know you're high when you realize the pizza is burning your mouth, but don't care because it tastes so good.

you know your high when a cop comes up to you and you pass him the bowl..

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Originally Posted by Chronisseur

You know you're high when it takes 40 minutes to post 11 words:smokin:

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You know you're high when you checked the count and realize that there are 13 but realize you counted the numbers lol

You know your high when your like WTF am I doin here?

You know you're high when someone leaves the room for 5 minutes, and when they come back you had forgotten they were here in the first place.

you know your high when you have long hair and your 16

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Originally Posted by Chronisseur

You know your high when you start looking for the lighter that's in your hand!:stoned:

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and you realize, you have been holding it for hours.:hippy:

you know your high when your friend starts talking like an old person and for a minute your actually convinced your grandma is visiting :lol5:

you know your high when its 4 am and your standing in the 24hr asda with 2 bags of doritos dips, coke, chocolate and gum and you left your wallet in your room

you know your high when you just played the most kickass guiatr solo and your guitar wsnt plugged in

You know your high when you try to grab the axe to spray yourself when ya parents come home and you find shaving cream all over your shirt.

/\/\/\/\/\/\ lol i have done that many times, when not high or halfway through a shave sprayed myself with deoderant. that hurts. i juse a gel in a tube now to shave

when you see a plastic bag fly across the street you laugh about it for 10 minutes.

you know your high when...

i know i'm high when i move my head swiftly to one side repeatedly. i don't intend to it again and again but i just do... you feel like delay thing in your reflexes. hahahaa so trippy.

you kno your high when you end every sentence with the word "man"

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Originally Posted by Baker420

when you drive 15 minutes into town to get dr. pepper because your really thirsty, then go into the gas station only to find out that they dont sell it there after you spent 20 minutes walking around looking at all the cool little things for sale. Then you go to the walmart and start wondering around and find the chip and snack Aisle think about how good everything looks. then you walk to the video part and start watching happy feet and have no fucking idea why a monkey would be living at the south pole. Then you drive back home an hour later only to realize as you walk in the door that you forgot the fucking dr. pepper! === that is a very true story haha

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love it. makes me want dr. pepper. BADLY. FUCK.

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