once i was convinced that the matrix was real...like i thought i was the only person in the world that knew and it was going to be my job to inform everyone. haha
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once i was convinced that the matrix was real...like i thought i was the only person in the world that knew and it was going to be my job to inform everyone. haha
I made up this custom game when I was stoned called Joke Jugga on Halo 2. The best comedian wins. If no one laughs, you die. All mics must be turned on.
is this freaking true?! im wikipedia'ing it nowQuote:
Originally Posted by SyndicateJuggalos17
this isn't really a 'stoned idea' but my friends and i have gotten on this baked chess tournament kick where we wildly blaze outside and sit on the deck and play INTENSE games of chess. im in first, and sober i fcking suck ass at chess...
ya i tried it the same day i though of it (the stale chip thing) and its true
i dont think its on wikipedia
I thought what if im really dead? Dead for years and just don't realize, so I live life like I was still alive making people up in an ongoing dream for ever.
America is one of the newest counrties in the world, only 231 years old, if im correct, yet its the most powerful, most influential, most ignorant nation in history.
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Me and my friend once where hella high and he always comes up with crazy ideas so he had the idea to make a light saber kinda how a little jet fuel light works only to have a big tank of the gas that they use to make it burn that green color and then allow it to release more of the gas so the flame is bigger and make it like 3 feet long. he was convinced we could get into college
what if my life is just someone elses dream and their life is so shitty that their dream looks good. When they are awake I sleep and when they sleep Im awake
To everyone talking about the time travel paradox. It can't happen like that, because if you had a time machine, and you mess up the past, there is ABSOLUTELY no way to throw it very far off course. It still has to be close enough that you end up in the time machine somehow, with the same plan that allows you to wind up still in possession of a time machine. In other words, the difference has to be so small that no one will ever notice, or you don't get a time machine to go back and mess around with. There is no paradox. You simply cannot change the past.
thinking there some wierd shit @ the bottom of the pool. wondering what dinosaur bud looked like.
ive thought about the dinosaur bud... props to Blitzed for this one in another thread
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Originally Posted by Blitzed
i sometimes wonder if we have free will, or is the entire universe a predictable system of sub-atomic particles perpetually playing out a "cause-effect" like reality that was initially set up at the very first moments of the birth of our universe. We could be just a product of our environment, completely just reacting to stimuli like meat robots. hahaa
Like if one tiny particle flew in a slightly different direction at the moment of the big bang.. we may not even have been here.
Speaking of wich, what was there before the big bang goddamit.. there had to be something.. . What does "nothing" feel like?
I dont know what "nothing" feels like. But the idea of nothingness always makes me think isnt nothing, something?Quote:
Originally Posted by greenhorngrower
So really there is no such thing as nothing if you ask me because even that in it self is something.
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Originally Posted by WEsmokeED
exactly.. nothing is something for sure... i dont really think we humans have a solid concept of "nothing." Im not sure if it even exists.. existence in itself is something so nothing would be non-existence, wich is something we lack understanding in.
i think existence is perpetual in nature meaning it really never starts or ends it just kind of sustains its own existence like a cycle or something. But the question is.. what started that cycle.. you need an initial action to get a reaction. even perpetual motion needs something to kick it into motion.
I think nature has placed its truths beyond any conscious efforts to understand it.
My bandmate, some friends, and I were all really baked one night, and we came up with this theory on deja vu.
They say that when you die, your life flashes before your eyes. What if it doesn't really "flash", but plays in real time. So as you die, all of your memories are erased, and you observe your life again, while everybody else moves on. Your life is essentially predetermined now (unless you're REALLY in your life), and you're viewing it for the 1st, 2nd, maybe 100th time but don't know it.
Every once and a while something happens and you have a strange feeling of familiarity. Not necessarily that you know what's about to happen, but that as it's happening it seems familiar. Well, ever watched a movie once, and then watched it again like 10 years later after you forgot everything about it, but you still recognize certain scenes? That's how deja vu works. Your brain is erased at the end of each "viewing", but there glitches sometimes that result in retaining memory of certain things.
It would certainly raise a lot of further questions, especially about religion and free will.
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lol deja vu!
Maybe this one happesn more often than you would think --- I had the same idea around 6th grade.Quote:
Originally Posted by HaZMaT4LiFe
About the same age, I also sometimes used to come out of a kind of daydream and I would wonder if my whole life was real, or if maybe I had just been created, and all my momories were "implanted." I though maybe nothing was real. And this was before there were any kind of movies with implanted memories or virtual realities.
Sometimes I was sort of a wierd kid.
I read the whole thing, man, and you know what I think? I think you do have special powers. But your power is not to tell the future. Your power is to make things happen! So why would you make three girls run over their brother and another girl fall off a scooter splat on her face? You have to choose to use your powers for good, not evil.Quote:
Originally Posted by JointNo1
A winner is you!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dragonrider
That your stuffed animals come alive and dance around and play like when you leave the room like in TOY STORY!
due i am fuckin blazed right know:rastasmoke:
but yeah i believe that goverment and society fuck with people heads all i want it life to move to aplace with fields of marijuana and hut and 2 kids and a wife and go hunting and fishing and gardening and smokin weed and sleepin know thats what a true good life is!!!! i hate society! :thumbsup:
I'd like to know exactly how things came into existence.
AKA, how did *space* come into existence? What was there before? How does nothing turn into something?
Also, does space have an end? Is it infinite? Is it growing all the time and so fast that would could never catch up to the end??? Maybe there's a huge wall trillions of lightyears away from here? If there is, i want to know what that wall is made up or how it's even a wall!
OK I dont know how this is going to sound because me and my mates were baked everytime we spoke about it....but when were were straight we had NO IDEA what we were trying to talk about... So if you blazed right now... read on. OK back when I was 16 (a good 5 years ago) when I was in Australia we worked at maccas (golden arches)..... So there we all were BAKED and we started talking about how the goverment has no power over the people at all.... One of the dudes there was studying law or some shit at the time. And there are loop holes in government laws EVERYWHERE so they can get themselves out of shit. we thought If we studied the loop holes and found out what/where they were that we could over throw the government. This turned into a whole fucking saga. I mean it seriously consumed our lives for like 2 months straight. I was at the school library every lunch time and i'm usually allergic to libraries/book/schoolwork/. This shit had us hooked
So anyways. EVERY time we tried to speak about our plan when we were straight it never made sense. If we were high it was a different story. Everything seemed to work out really well. So for 2 months straight we had these massive plans to over throw the government of Australia. Thn one day it all stopped..... for no reason in particular. But talking about it was just awesome. I mean it was like the world seemed like it was going to be better...... I dunno though lol... anyways thinking about it just now, we should start looking into it. haha. I mean when I was 16 it was just mind boggling. Btw I thought about that color thing too. like what is blue to me was green to someone else.... sorry for wasting your time.. lol
Okay, I only have two that I think are worth mentioning, both questions I asked my boyfriend, usually after bong hits:
Do you think somewhere in the universe there's such a thing as edible metal?
and
Is there some kind of sub-terranian world that is underneath grass that pushes it up and makes it grow upwards?
LoL
My fave thanks to the Simpsons: "Could God microwave something so hot even He couldn't eat it Himself?"
To answer your question, yes, space is infinite. It is constantly expanding at a rate where it would be impossible to catch up to it's borders.Quote:
Also, does space have an end? Is it infinite? Is it growing all the time and so fast that would could never catch up to the end??? Maybe there's a huge wall trillions of lightyears away from here? If there is, i want to know what that wall is made up or how it's even a wall!
Think of it like a balloon. When you blow into a balloon it expands bigger and bigger until it gets to full and it pops. Well thats how space is except it doesn't pop, just is constantly expanding in all directions.
So Yes space is limitless and infinite...
Space is not infinite, but it is unbounded, meaning it does not have an edge or wall. Space curves around on itself through another dimension, so that it comes back on itself, without ever coming to an edge.
Like the balloon analogy. If you were a 2-dimensional critter living on the surface of the balloon, you could move around on the balloon and never come to an edge, but the balloon is still not infinite. As a 2-D beast, you would have trouble concieving of the 3rd dimension. So the balloon might seem infinite, because of no edge, but it's not. Same for our universe --- no edge, but not infinite.
Also, the balloon is expanding. In the case of our universe it expands so fast that you could never start out in one direction and come back around to the same spot. Far points on the balloon expand away faster than the speed of light, so you could never catch up with them. Also, because of dark energy, the balloon expands faster and faster all the time.
It's really hard to say whether it's infinite or finite. Many theorize that the Universe will reach a certain point and begin to contract back onto itself until it's back to a single point of infinte matter. Tough call.
dont figure me as a weird person. But imagine u woke up as a female/male (depending) the next morning. same family (except they have not scene you) same friends same household. imagine say going to school after being a guy as a female in one day you would have to change the whole way you act. from my perspective a guy trying to act like a girl is nearly impossible because we have had the genes of a male for our whole life.
i once had a dream about i woke up as a girl i knew and my god was the scariest dream i had ever had.
lol it sounds more funny than scary at first but then u think about it and ya thatd be scary
I just made an interesting observation.
If you rearrange the letters in my username, you get potT (potty), or PooT (pronounced "pootie" or "poot"), or even PToo.
Edit: In Ptoo the "p" is silent.
I'll give you potT, but you don't have enough "o"s for PooT, which is too bad because Poot is kind of a cool name. I bought a cactus from a place called Poot's House of Cactus. I assume the little old man who sold it to me was Poot, but I never asked.Quote:
Originally Posted by TPot
You can't really do Ptoo either, but if you could, why the silent "p"? I would probably pronounce it like someone spitting, "Puh-toooooo."
You could do Ttpo (Titty-po, good name for a small-breasted woman), Topt (Topped or Toptie), optT (Optie, good name for an opthamologist), oTpt (the entire name is silent), Tpto (Tiptoe! That's a good one!)
Now make a sentence, "Optie topped Titty-po in the potty on tiptoe."
Ive wondered that for years, I thought i was the only oneQuote:
Originally Posted by one question
I was trying to explain the same thing to my friend. An question I asked was "What if you could freeze every particle in the universe, copy & paste them somewhere else, and "resume" both universes?" They would both play out identically. Every person would do the exact same thing in both universes.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenhorngrower
Honestly humans are just some extremely evolved version of bacteria. We colonize and reproduce like crazy. Except in the scale of years instead of minutes.
oh shit! ... thats like exactly what i think!!Quote:
Honestly humans are just some extremely evolved version of bacteria. We colonize and reproduce like crazy. Except in the scale of years instead of minutes.
once u realize this then u think about the years aspect maybe all humans move in super slow-mo compared to otherspeices like becuase there brains can process and think way faster. becuase i think it would be a one in a million chance that two species would have the same concept of time. or maybe another species wouldn't have time but every thing just happen liek amazingly fast liek at speed of light. if u were to back away, what if all those ractions that happen at speed of light make up the reactions in our body like cells and such and were all just a whole bunch living particles that make up some bigger being. so we all have to exsist to make the life for the next bigger being
wow yo, i cant believe i just typed all that shit, i hope u guys kept up with that
Today my friend asked me if I ever wondered if I've drunken the same water as like the dinosaurs or Jesus because water cycles
Yes, it is true, you have drunk the same water as dinosaurs and people from history. And becsuse air ciculates the whole world, every breath of air you take has millions of atoms of air that have been breathed by all the people and creatures of all of history.Quote:
Originally Posted by SyndicateJuggalos17
ya but the specific molecules or atoms or whatever that were consumed by said things
Yeah, I think we are talking about the same thing. 2000 years ago Jesus drank some water then peed it out (probably as holy water). Those molecules of water went into the ground water or into some other body of water or evaporated into the air and came down somewhere as rain. They were mixed with all the other water on the planet, and every time you drink some water, you drink a few molucules of water that Jesus drank.
I actually read something once about the estimated number of molecules of air that you breathe in each breath that were once breathed by Michelangelo. They were in the millions I think. They used Michelangelo as an example, but it could have been anyone. Or it could have been a T. Rex.
Have you ever thought that your whole 'life' was just a dream from your true life?
Like one day we will just wake up suddenly and continue and remember our other life.
Also I think the planets being nucleus's of atoms is really interesting... like if our planet is just a small molecule of a completely different world, and our weather is caused by simple things. Such as when we have a hurricane, it is something from the "larger world" just breathing on the nucleus.
really trippy if you think about it