If you could ask one question to God what would it be?

I'd ask for a blojob.....I don't want the psychoanalyticalbabble bollox!!! Words are pointless, actions priceless. Then when we're all done I could hold my head high in any walk of life, safe in the knowledge I had my balls on the chin of our saviour.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

no one try to twist my post around, these are my beliefs, you don't see me going on every single christian thread spewing my thoughts.. (just had to say it, it wouldn't be the first time i've had some religious person try to 'explain' to me or fight this particular response [no this is not the first time i've been asked this question])

i did nothing wrong in life, well no more then anyone else, i try hard to live a good life.. i don't steal, i don't kill, so why the fuck did you see it fit to hand me shitty situation after shitty situation, when people who try less than i do, to be a good person, get a life that's more than 4x as easy as mine...

what the fuck did i ever do to deserve the shit i have shoveled at me constantly, why didn't you give it to those who truely deserve it..? i'm a good person, i try hard to remain good... and what did you give me? parents who resent me, a family who disowned me for nothing i did, living in poverty and going hungry nights at a time growing up becuase my grandparents can't manage money, heartache after heartache, tortured through life by every bully, just because i don't get back in their face and give them what they give me, a dead brother, murdered for no reason, one of the last remaining family members who even gave two shits about me, and leaving me and my wife to constantly struggle, harder then anyone else i've ever known, just to take care of their child... oh and the whole dickheaded thing you did with her getting hit by that car is fucked up beyond belief...

you smash a car, disabling the only worker of our family for more than 2 months, for nothing, then let the insurance company not even get close to paying off medical bills.... and don't give me that shit your folllowers always spew at me.. "everything happens for a reason according to gods devine plan" never did shit to deserve all that... so fuck you and your devine plan

something along those lines... i wouldn't just ask some single line quetions IF he was real, i'd have ALOT of shit to tell him along wiht my question...

as i stated at the top, don't even bother trying to explain it away.... don't bother saying it wasn't in his power... the most hypocritical thing in the bible? god controls everything (and yes it says that, and so has nearly every christian) and everything that happens is his plan... but supposedly he gave us free will.... that's contradicting.. either he gave people free will, or he's in control of everything, can't be both... if he gave human's free will, he's not in control of everything, if he's in control of everything, he didn't give people free will...

anyways, don't bother trying to debate what i have to say... i won't even bother to read yoru response, and not cuz i'm some close minded asshole... i even gave god a good chance, i never felt nothing... i tried to be christian, but yeah why not bothering is you aren't going to tell me anything that i haven't heard from other christians, probably multiple times over and over... i've heard it all... and read the bible, a few times actually... i made up my own mind... and it's set in stone now...

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Dude chill out, it was just a simple question, no need to curse man.

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Originally Posted by jahjahjahjah

Dude chill out, it was just a simple question, no need to curse man.

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erm... refer to my avatar... i have that as my avatar for a reason.

I haven't had an easy life myself, psycho, but let's not get into a pissing contest over who's had it worse.

Look, my basic point is this: You only have so much time, and you're stuck living here on Earth, in your body, in your situation until you die - however that happens (be it suicide, homicide, old age, whatever) - so why not try and make the best of what you've got? We don't decide what happens to us, only how we react. I just think it's sad that people waste their entire lives, or even a few years (which I hope is true in your case), crying or being angry at the world - it isn't logical, it isn't rational, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever, unless you're a masochist- then by all means, enjoy feeling like hell!

Anyway, I'm done. You're right - I'm wasting my time responding to you, so I'm going to go enjoy my life instead of trying to get someone else to enjoy theirs.

see you know nothing about me...

i do enjoy my life... pain makes life mean more... shapes you into the person you are... and for me that's someone that can't logically beleive there is a god... you can tell me everything happens for a reason all you want, but there was absolutely no need for 3/4 of the shit in my life...

stop assuming you know me.. seriously....

"I'm wasting my time responding to you, so I'm going to go enjoy my life instead of trying to get someone else to enjoy theirs."

that's proof you're judging me and my thought process when you obviously know nothing...

i was asked a question, and i gave my answer to that question... i don't know why you saw it needed to disect my post...

I'd ask Him if I could have His brain

I'd ask him: Could you cook a burritto so hot, that you couldn't even eat it? :D

No, seriously, I don't believe in god at all, so I would probably ask him why his followers feel that he is watching over them, yet he lets third world countries, live in poverty, while 4000 children die per day from starvation. I'd ask him why he is so selfish to help those who live in a stable country, and why he doesn't help those who really need the help.

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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf

of course god would laugh and say very politely, no thanks bro, i got some TRULY killer shit right here.

as he would procede to take a dump, and it would kill you... ok terrible pun but seriously, god's shit would make you see GOD's god!

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uh... ok. weird place to take that.

Just because this dude's god doesn't mean I'll tolerate any fucking disrespect from him.

I would ask them (him) why is our conciousness just a byproduct of Evolution and nothing more valuable? Why is Life, in all it's deceptive consistencies, a superficial catalyst that potentiates the Force of Evolution and nothing more?

Why did you keep the early humans alive when they started to develope unhealthy emotions and obsessively mourn their dead to the point where they started to manufest these ideas of religion and use them as a tool of rationalization, to validify the passing of their loved ones?

Can life exist outside of the Force of Evolution?

me: will the Bills ever win the superbowl ?
God: no.