Never get caught after buying a bag the easy way!!!

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

You sure you've seen how searches work? When they search, they search everything, including fast food bags. Cops know that hiding place and have seen it plenty of times. The only reason a cop might miss that would be if he himself were dumb or inattentive to standard search procedure.

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I was thinking the same thing... The fast food trick is just old. I've seen cops around here pour out the soda can, cut open the soda can, and then throw it down, thinking they are clever. Little do they know, if I'm high and driving, I've brought just enough to swallow, not too much. As I scratch my nose, and my car is coming to a stop on the shoulder, It's going down my throat.

Carrying large amounts? Always strap it under the car, if possible keep it out of the cab AT ALL COSTS.

If you have a truck, even better, under the bed lining. If the shit is properly stored, OUSTIDE OF THE CAB, smile and say, "Sure Officer, you can search, but I'm in a hurry to get home. Your not going to find anything." :S5:

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

You sure you've seen how searches work? When they search, they search everything, including fast food bags. Cops know that hiding place and have seen it plenty of times. The only reason a cop might miss that would be if he himself were dumb or inattentive to standard search procedure.

That's why it's good advice to minimize car transport of weed as much as possible, like Skink said, and to make sure your car's up to code and you're obeying every traffic law perfectly so you don't get stopped in the first place. If a cop stops you and decides you look like the hundreds of weed-carrying stoner kids he's seen and arrested before, he'll use all his wily ways to do a search. You have to be very up on your game, both to avoid getting stopped and to avoid unwittingly consenting to a search.

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you can buy a hamburger and stick the bag inside the burger BAM why would they look inside your hamburger? EXACTLY they wont d your safe =]
-Heavy Toker

Y'all are out in left field, and quite obviously very young.

Keep the car clean, cleaned out, and in good repair with current stickers and tags.

Get rid of the fancy rims on the car, go back to stock, as well as remove *ALL* of the bumper stickers.

Get a haircut, and dress presentable.

Keep the music down.

Keep the weed and parifinalia at your *OWN* home.

Obey the traffic laws.

Stay off the roads between the hours of 10PM and 6AM(unless your job requires it) otherwise the only other cars that will be on the road are Leos looking for folks that don't belong there.

*NEVER* drive under the influence!!!

This is the only sure way to keep from getting busted....period

And dont consent to a search. Bingo.

sounds like a lucky night, just crotch the weed most cops are homophobic and wont touch around your dick

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Originally Posted by Candnloveweed420

And dont consent to a search. Bingo.

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yeah right... and get refused admittance *AFTER* you have paid for your tickets.

Mississippi Steve, great advice! I tried to give you rep points just now and the server crashed. oooops. I think your rep total must have exceeded the allowed range defined in that variable. :cool:

i gotta share my weed in the hamburger bag story now. :jointsmile: in my younger daze when i lived in southern cal, i always had bud and was usually smoking it, but, to be honest, you would have to be doing about 160 and firing rounds out of your vehicle to ever get pulled over out there and even if you did you were looking at a $100 ticket for an ounce or less if you pissed off the cop or something. Most of the time they would just send you on your way with a really stern "you f'in stoner" look on their face. That was punishment eneough.

But then I moved to southern Oklahoma, and its a bit different around hyere. They have this thing here called "Speed Limits" where they can actually pull you over for going over the suggested speed limits here. its crazy, i know. :D but seriously, i never drive under the influence here and never drive with weed or any thing weed related here. They don't ask your permission to search your car here, they ask you politely to get out of the vehicle, cuff you and put you in the squad car, as they search your vehicle if they find any thing suspicious for probable cause, you know like being Californian or something. :jointsmile:

But that said when I had first moved here, before I wised up, I was driving with a small stash and must have went a mile or two over the limit when I see the blue and red lights coming up quick on me. So I look around and see this hamburger bag in floor, I throw my stash in and throw in back on the floor. I'm thinking everything is cool when all of a sudden the bag turns itself upright almost inviting someone to look at it. :stoned: I reach down and knock it over and it just pops right back up like one of the bozo clowns. :stoned: :stoned: I think I finally get to lay down but I'm thinking the gods have it in for me tonight.

To make a long story short, one of the first things the officer asked me was "what's in the bag?". I said ohh, that? its just trash, I really hate to litter. He just goes uhh huuu. About that time this good old country song came on the radio that I had only turned down but not off about some old girl with ruby red lips or something :rasta: and we both kinda smiled and then I received the greatest blessing one can get. a cool cop! He just said okay, drive safely. He knew but he let me go. I count that night as my one get out of jail free card that i will ever get. but now i take the very xlent advice of Mississippi Steve. Never drive under the influence!! get a haircut, obey all traffic regulations and never travel with weed!!!!!

but i did have a friend who told me one time, if he absolutely had to travel with weed, he would tape it up with electrical tape into a ball and toss it as far he could into the weeds, as stealthly as possible, at the first sight of leo. its not worth getting caught with it, but stilll the best advice if you live somewhere like here is never drive with it in the first place.

Boaz, thanx my friend.... it wouldn't let me rep you either. be safe.

Here's a tip that might work, depending on how good you know the area, and how good you are at acting...

I work at a hospital, and many of the cops around town are very familiar with this particular hospital; many of them actually work security detail for it. Needless to say, if/when I am pulled over going to work (I work 11p-7a weekend nights... Sobriety checkpoints like mad!) the officer walks up to my window, sees my scrubs, and then just lets me go. Nothing else. My car is also COVERED in bumper stickers... I know...

If I am transporting anything, I am wearing my scrubs. If I am pulled over and not in the area of the hospital I work for, I tell LEO that I am currently driving for an orientation shift at _________ hospital, with a smile on my face. Usually they engage in some chit chat about health care, or someone they know works there, and then let me go. Cops take care of nurses, teachers, and government employees... Don't attempt this if you're unfamiliar with health care fields, otherwise it could end poorly. Kind of a less-practiced method, but if you can pull it off, go for it!

And please drive smart...

Bags of groceries work wonders...esp. the big cannister of coffee you have a receipt for that day in a bag with canned goods..."have absolutely no idea how that got in there officer, I just bought it at the store" ..."must have been that bag boy" ;)

Deny, Deny, Deny.