HAHAHA these made my day

What an absolute, hilarious site! :p

You can teel it's all made up, it's like, "I knew a guy who smoked pot, then a drove a car, then he hit someone, and it killed his friend in the passenger side seat. Cannabis does kill" :p What's really funny, is someone actually said that to me once. It's like, yeah, I believe you ;) ;)

I think what angers me the most about anit-cannabis websites, is you give them facts and reports on how cannabis is much harmless than people say, and they respond with, "you don't really believe that?" It's called a "FACT", and which hole did you pull your fatcs from? I got mine from the government of Canada and from Cannabis Health magazine, who actually do testing on cannabis. Not from www.marijuanaisthedevil.com

Fuckin bitches. :p

Hugz, not drugz! :p :p :rastasmoke:

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Originally Posted by yoda

i want what this grouch was smoking...

"Oscar (1/12/2007 5:58:32 PM)
I tried smoking marijuana a week ago with my older sister. She left the house immediately to go to work. I felt really weird and tried to paint myself green. I got paint all over the house and my dad found out that I got high. Now he won't pay for my college.My sister got into a car accident on the way to work. Now she can never walk again.All it took was two hits and now she'll never walk and I'll never further my education. Marijuana is the worst drug ever!"

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haha
oscar the grouch

I posted stating their ignorance. Then realised they would not post it. So i posted this after.


Repeat : idiots

Drugs dont ruin lives... People that abuse drugs ruin lives. Drugs are a great part of life. It's just the uneducated people who do not understand or research drugs that ruin it for us smart drug users. Moderation is the key.

I am not promoting drug use. So do not remove this post.... i am not changing the subject, the subject is drugs and i am talkikng about my drug expereinces. I am providing an alternative perspective on the subject, and as this is a free country i have the right to state my opinion. If this is not posted then you guys should know that you are discriminatory, and are neglecting one of my human rights.

If this is not posted, i will laugh it off.... laugh at the ignorance of these people. As you will be the only people reading this (most likely) take what i say to heart... do not just ignore it, dont be ignorant. Dont lie, be realistic. You guys are ironically trying to escape reality just as "drug users" do. The reality that drugs have positive aspects. I say you people are hypocrites and you are encouraging to eliminate something from peoples lives just because you disagree with the concept. I disagree with alot of things including religion, but im not saying people can not promote religion. As you people are doing in this situation.

I made this post after making a previous post... and realising it will not be made public.

Grow up, mature, research, learn and expand...
Please.

Love the teller of truths.






i wonder if they will post it.
Most likely not.

Do you guys think i was actually breaking any of the forum rules?! I hope they post it.

They will probably say some bs like they do not think i am a teen.... considering the formaility of the post and that i forgot to post my age. But i dont know.

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Originally Posted by SmokingPlatypus

LOL

"I tried smoking marijuana a week ago with my older sister. She left the house immediately to go to work. I felt really weird and tried to paint myself green. I got paint all over the house and my dad found out that I got high. Now he won't pay for my college.My sister got into a car accident on the way to work. Now she can never walk again.All it took was two hits and now she'll never walk and I'll never further my education. Marijuana is the worst drug ever."

I'm sorry, but that's fucking hilarious.

"I had a friend once, he decided one day that he wanted to try pot. Now as soon as he smoked the pot, it put him in a weird state of mind. He started thinking that he could do things that he really couldn't. He started thinking he was invincible, or something, and got his friend (who was also high on pot) to pull out a gun and shoot him in the stomach, thinking that the bullet would bounce off of him. The bullet did not bounce off of him, it killed him. He's dead now."

"I had a friend that decided to smoke pot. He thought it was "okay". I told him not to do it, I told him all of the negative side effects, but he wouldn't listen. I wasn't there when he did it, but when the smoke entered his lungs, he passed out and died. Sometimes I ask myself if there was something more I could have done."

In addition to these being hilarious.. they are completely inaccurate and factually incorrect. How the hell can websites get away with posting this kind of bullshit?

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Omg Bwahahahahahahaha! That is some FUNNY stuff there!!:giggity: :giggity:
"2 tokes and she'll never walk again and I can't further my education"
"he got smoke in his lungs and died"
omg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,funny funny bs.

ismellarat (1/9/2007 2:48:46 AM)
I am an orphan, My dad got into weed a few years back, and after 1 puff, he struck my mum. He beat her repeatedly and mercilessly until she hit the floor, and stopped fidgetting. Her face was covered in blood, and her eye was popped out really far. He then took another puff, and turned his sights on me. He beat me into submission, and stripped off my clothes. I was anally raped for 3 hours without stop. I was too adly beaten to scream for help. After the rape, he opened up a bag of cocaine. he snorted a small amount, and I will never forget the look in his eyes, like a bushfire. He ran up the stairs to the top floor of the apartment, and jumped out the window. The police were called, and about 10 minutes later, they entered our apartment and saw my dead mum. Then they came into my room to find my naked, bruised body. True story. T_T

Whoever posted that is a genius.

This sh!ts priceless, man! :D