Whats the most pain youve ever been in?

I am a lifetime biker (I'm 44) and I have had my share of smashes, Ive broken a lot of bones and I even had my arm driven over by a Mercedes that had just knocked me off my bike :mad:
I consider my pain threshold to be very high, I removed a plaster cast for a broken wrist after 14 days because I couldn't handle not being able to work or ride my bike. :D
I have pulled my own teeth and I used two knives and a razorblade to remove a stone that was embedded in my foot after an accident. Home surgery is common with me as I have an absolute hatred of doctors and hospitals.:o
Doctors like to practice everybody will agree,
But I'm not having doctors practicing on me.
I have also had a 60 foot cliff fall while climbing in Spain and I smashed up my legs pretty bad, they're all better now but it hurt like hell at the time.
However the worst pain is the pain I feel almost every day from a trapped nerve in my back, the pain starts in my back but spreads down both my legs and I feel like a friggin invalid because it's the first time in my life I have ever been stopped dead in my tracks by pain.

an extraction of a abscessed tooth...

Mine would have to be when i was playing a rough game of waterpolo and i was duking it out with some guy throughout the game. He had thrown a couple hard punches to me in the throat and i couldnt breathe too well. I decided i would slyly headbut him. I headbutt him twice, causing me large amounts of excruciating pain and making my vision fuzzy. Then he subbed out because he had a split skull. Then another guy got in to avenge him, he pretty much grabbed my genitals and pulled. I screamed, elbowed him in the eye then passed out after slowly making my way to the edge of the pool. I went to the hospital and got some surgery and im fine now. Im really not an angry kid or mean, its just how the game is played. I think im generally a very nice passive kid, but you just reach the point where you cant take all that crap and you need to dish it out. damn that hurt

i got my heart broken. that was the most emotional pain i've ever been in.

the most physical pain ive ever been in was when i broke my neck. i had to get pins drilled into my head for the halo to immobilize my neck, well i was drugged outta my gourd. but the next day they had to tighten the pins, yowza. that shit hurt. i could literally hear my skull cracking.

the most pain i was ever in was when i was streaking naked thru the backyards in my neighberhood and i was in a yard with a pitbull. he pounced and got a grip with his teeth on my ballsack and ripped that sucker right off. he ate the sack and one of my testicles. i retrieved my right teste before running away like a madman. the second most painful was the operation for my prosthetic ballsack. i still have my right testicle, in a jar, on my shelf.

i got jumped by some guys one night
this one fool hit me in the jaw so hard
that the force made me twist and my leg broke
at t he time i was glad to make it out of the situation
and it hurt like a mutha but i went to the movies
with the homies and i had to walk with the leg all cracked
at 4am i couldnt hang and they dropped me off at the er
it was all purple and the doctors were impressed

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Originally Posted by go toke up

the most pain i was ever in was when i was streaking naked thru the backyards in my neighberhood and i was in a yard with a pitbull. he pounced and got a grip with his teeth on my ballsack and ripped that sucker right off. he ate the sack and one of my testicles. i retrieved my right teste before running away like a madman. the second most painful was the operation for my prosthetic ballsack. i still have my right testicle, in a jar, on my shelf.

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*BS flag*

pic of the teste jar?

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Originally Posted by dejayou30

*BS flag*

pic of the teste jar?

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haha yes i am bullshittin. just wanted to see sum smartass response. im rather stoned and bored off my face.

Broke my collarbone twice. Pretty shitty. I heard its one of the worst bones to break. I couldn't jerk it for months.

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Originally Posted by sharpestoner

Mine are fairly tame compared to most of yours.:p

When i was in Kinder (about 5-7 years old hehe) my fuckhead next door neighbours strangled me with a piece of rope..i have a picture around somewhere with a massive red cut around my entire neck. I still have no idea why they did it.

Around the age of 10 my sister dropped a 10ft heavy piece of wood onto the very top of my head. It just so happened to have a 2 inch nail sticking out the end of it! All i remember is running around watching the blood dripping onto the ground.

Also had a needle shot out of a mulcher that went straight down my throat. Extremely unlucky odds, and i couldn't swallow for the next 2-4 hours. Doctor had to remove the pin in my throat without anaesthetics:p

Had my fair share of cycling accidents! The one that stands out the most was when i attempted to jump over a 3ft metal bench, but i didn't make it and tried to put my foot down onto the top of the bench. Little did i realise, but i put my foot straight into the gap of the bench and landed DIRECTLY onto the top of my coccyx/tailbone. At the time, i sort of just stood up straight away because there were about 25 people watching. AS soon as i stood up, there were massive shots of pain radiating straight up my spine and down my legs. It was unfucking believable..the pain was just so unbareable because unless i was only moving my arms, the pain was just excruciating. It was impulses upon impulses of waves of pain and i could feel it crunching.
The worst part of it was probably the total of about 3-4km of walking my bike home on 1 foot! Couldn't walk properly for at least 2-3 weeks and whenever i did, my coccyx crunched. I assumed i broke it, but there was no point in seeing a doctor because you can't do anything for a broken coccyx:mad:

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Jesus -...very unlucky odds?
lol
wow. thats alot of pain.