The preperations for smoking thread

i use to think that once i got out of the house that it would be the high life 24/7... but college is just as tricky as smokin at home when you live in the dorms

1. sit at my desk and roll up a blunt
2. spray the entire room down with febreeze*the RA lives right across the hall, so my room always has to be smellin legit*
3. walk outside and scout where the least people are walking... this can be tricky because its a college campus, so you always have random ass people strollin by.. so you have to be real legit with stories and actions at all times
4. smoke half the blunt with my buddy, then we relocate, because if someone did narc you out, then the campus security will be lookin for you there
5. re-light the blunt at the new spot
6. clear eyes, axe, mint, wave jacket around and rub out my hair*so much smoke scent gets caught in your hair, always make sure to run your hands through your hair to get the smell out
7. walk past the front desk and strike a little conversation with them so i dont look shady as fuck
8. get up to the room, put the jacket under the bed, change clothes, more febreeze
9. leave the room for a while

For all you guys goin off to school next year, i will tell you that cops have been called on us because 4 of us when out and smoked, then we came back in and sat in the dorm, and some random person walking by the hallway said they smelled the room and it smelled like we were burnin in there... which is fuckin bs, so we got the heads up, and we had to split out the backdoor as cops were commin to check us out.
Whatever you do if they get called, just remember, NEVER EVER EVER EVER answere you door or make noise, they CANT just come into your room, you have to open it. They can only come in if it reeks, but if the door is closed it wont, so if you get caught by suprise, its time to play that silent game

at home:
1. shut my door
2. open my window
3. load bong
4. smoke out of my window
5. be high

at school:
1. shut my door
2. towel under the door
3. spray my smoke-odor exterminator (fuck axe that shit is more sketchy than smelling like weed, who puts axe on when their sittin at home or in the middle of the night come on)
4. put the window fan in the window
5. smoke out of my window
6. be high

wake up

call my beaner brother

find ride

arrive at his house

walk in

receive bowl/blunt/bong/joint being passed around:rasta:

enjoy rest of rotation:rastasmoke:

conversate with beaners about finding something to do that day

enjoy HIGH...:D

1. roll joint
2. wait for parents to go to sleep
3. make food
4. use some eyedrops (i do this when im sober cause i cant do it when im high)
5. (if its summer) take off shirt, (if its winter) put on jacket
6. go outside and smoke
7. come in
8. wash hands
9. (summer) put shirt back on, (winter) take jacket off
10. spray some deoderant (not allot)
11. come online/play PS2......eat.....with some chilling tunes

well, back in the day when i still lived at home i used to roll a j and then go out into the backyard and smoke it. lucky for me my mom wasn't in my business all that much... now that i'm on my own, i light up in my bathroom with the exhaust on or go to my room and open a window. granted i have a place of my own, but i don't want my place reaking of bud!

Well, I live alone. I don't have to hide the smell on a regular basis. However, occasionally, people drop by. Some of them aren't 420 friendly. So, once a day, or every other day, I use Renuzit Super Odor Neutralizer. It's safe to use on fabric, and carpet. And of course, it's a good air freshener. Good to have around.

I do have a little pre smoking ritual. I light some incense and/or scented candles. Have some music playing. Sit down, relax, and blaze!

I almost always burn Nag Champa incense because it smells so good, and even better mixed with good pot. If I'm alone I'll probably listen to music (lots of punk rock and classic rock most of the time) or watch some tv shows or a movie. Surfing the web is fun, reading digg and what not.

man u guys all hit tha bong, show some love for tha bowl huh?

1. wet towel under door - i have 2 turtles that reek royal dick so that masks about 90% of the smell anyways
2. pack a bowl
3. point room fan outward (sucks all smoke out)
4. open top section of window
5. juss blaze.
6. clear eyes, gum, axe
7. chill......

oh man after i blaze, i forgot, i watch the greatist show known to man


ROBOT CHICKEN

i laugh for 4 hours straight.

When solo I pack my pipe, peel an orange, walk out on my deck and puff puff. I immediately walk in and eat the orange to kill the aftertaste (hate it) then I go play video games like battlefield2142.