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"HOLY SHIT MY HAND IS A COCK!" all of a sudden...

the marijuana plants transformed into gigantic human smokin machines walking with their roots like retarded...... crabs - they spoke to bob and said "...

"If you smoke me, I will restore your hands to their former existence, only better. . . . "

,,,french toast please

then the tree replied "are you smoking crack, man?" to which bob answered..

"Yes, I'm smoking crack.....cracker jacks that is" in which the tree replied...