omfg

haha Byker, you're twisted!









I like it lmfaooo
:D

Man, that's the worst feeling in the world.. You've bought some weed, you've got your papers, some tobacco, a shit load of munchies, youve had a tough day, so youre content with the promise of a nicely rolled joint and a funny movie.. you sit down, roll the joint, go to smoke it, and BAM no lighter! you search your pockets, no lighter.. you search your room, still no lighter.. you search your whole house, still no fucking lighter.. you decide to go to the shop, but nope, its closed.. so, you search your house again in case you "just didnt see it", but to no avail.. you search everywhere - your fridge, your moms underwear draw (ok well maybe thats just me....), inside a tub of icecream, then you search them all again.. but no, no lighter :( that sucks man

**sparks a joint with a blow torch**

i feel for ya

lol i want to spqrk a joint with a blow torch...

Eat it.


And theres no reasom Kwik Trip wouldnt sell a lighter to you. Buy one non-chalantly. Ive been buying lighters since i was 12. If kwik trip really wont, keep trying places until one will. trheres no law about not selling flames to minors, just tobacco.

Light a bit of wood or something with the stove and use it as a lighter
you must have matches?!

If theres a car in your drive way....u can use the car lighter?

i have the opposite problem right now....im outs of budlies, and my buddy i get off of is at work and still has to pick up, my other buddy just had a baby at the age of 19 so hes out of the business right now.....this is terrible

use your chemical telepathy! or spontaniouse combustion always does the trick, of course you'll have to smoke quick cause there is that time factor between when you light yourself on fire .

"Man, that's the worst feeling in the world.. You've bought some weed, you've got your papers, some tobacco, a shit load of munchies, youve had a tough day, so youre content with the promise of a nicely rolled joint and a funny movie.. you sit down, roll the joint, go to smoke it, and BAM no lighter! you search your pockets, no lighter.. you search your room, still no lighter.. you search your whole house, still no fucking lighter.. you decide to go to the shop, but nope, its closed.. so, you search your house again in case you "just didnt see it", but to no avail.. you search everywhere - your fridge, your moms underwear draw (ok well maybe thats just me....), inside a tub of icecream, then you search them all again.. but no, no lighter that sucks man

**sparks a joint with a blow torch**

i feel for ya"


LMAO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA I'M BLAZED!

Yeah that is kinda pathetic,i left my lighters in my freinds pocket when we were drunk at the movies. Heres what i did nad if its your only option, hey it works. turn the stove on high, which your are determined to be. if gas stove then your problem was solved the whole time. anyways with electric,wait till all the metal becomes red,and then hold a peice of tissue of paper towel to it. when it catches on fire light a candle with it. if you try to light the candle off the stove it either wont light or will melt all over your stove and that would be kinda hard to explain to strict parents. anyways, happy toking!

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