Substitues for rolling pape's?

i can see using some of those but i mean how hard is it to get real papers? ive got 3 fool proof method to getting them
1. buy them from the store(if your not 18 like me then get some one you know to i mean come on if you smoke weed your bound to have a few friends over 19)
2. get some rollez (top) cause i no u cant roll 36 of those things with how much they give you
3. when your out of town ask people around you if they got some most people will give you them if they have them and you may even get some match.
so there is really no reason to smoke with (yuck) tisue paper some like the bible you could roll a pretty fat one with so i could mabye see doing it once

i know someone that used toilet paper to roll a joint he said it burned mad fast but that kid is a dumbass snitch so fuck him. and waiting infront of a smoke shop waiting for someone that looks old enough to buy it and willin to is well worth it but get them to buy a dutch or game FUCK joints(but good when the smoke shop is closed or only thing you can get atm :D)