Im guess im lucky because i a terrace to blaze on. Don't know what i would do without it.
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Im guess im lucky because i a terrace to blaze on. Don't know what i would do without it.
I'll give the other side of the coin... smoking without the kids knowing.Teenage kids... not toddlers.
When the wife and I blaze, we burn incense and a few scented candles around the house, but we burn these everyday as not to be a tell something's up.
it's also smart to plan these events when you know the house is empty for a period of time.
I'd be foolish to think they haven't tried weed, but i do know they have there stuff together ( good grades, sports. jobs)
But as hypocritical as this sound, we will never smoke with them. at least til they are 60 LOL
So if you smell incense from your parents room, remember this post!
1. incense....lot's of incense. given that they are aware you light incense at a regular basis.
2. it's best to light up when they're all asleep.
3. vaporizers
Ever since I got caught (was blowing smoke out my window but it came back in and my mom smelled it right away shes like a damn hound) I just don't smoke in my house anymore...if I smoke at home at all I go outside with my dog like the other guy so I have an excuse. Fortunately my mom was pretty cool about it and didn't get that pissed she just didn't want me to do it anymore and wanted to make sure I wasn't doing any "harder" drugs, heh.
The best way to do this. i and I mean best. I have pretty much straight up nazis for parents whod smell me and search my room all the time and I blazed every ngiht with no ill effects.
Hiding:
Youve got a stereo right? tape blackpaper ove rthe casette window and hid ethe weed inthere.
Smoking:
go get yourself a toilet paper roll, cove rthe end with a dryer sheet and rubber band, and stuff a few more inside. Hit th epipe, smother the flame with the lighter (youll save weed with this too) and exhale through the toilet paper roll, through a window.
I've got a good setup for smoking at home. :D my parents havent actually caught be yet but my mum did find a weedworld magazine and a peice from a pipe the other week. She didn't go on about it so i reckon if i do get properly caught for weed she wont be too pissed off about it, which is always good!
Anyway, my bedroom is in the attic which has been converted into a proper room. (it's got stairs up to it as well) i have a large window which is constantly open and fans on most of the time because it gets really hot in here during the summer. i have the perfect hiding place (inside my bed is hollow, all i need to do is pull out the drawers.) i have a mini-fridge full of munch, i can hear anybody coming up to my room straight away, i can lock my door, and my computer is right next to my bed where i am right now so what more do i need! :D
I used to smoke while living with my parents... I only got busted when I took a hit in the kitchen and blew it into the stove's exhaust fan. They smelled it. Don't try it!
Wait for my parents to go to bed, start burning incenses, turn on my fans. Open window, point fan blowing out the window. Then just exhale into the window.
Hell, me and my buddy smoke in his basement (when his parents go to bed), with no windows or doors going outside. With nothing burning to cover up the smell, just every once in a while we spray some febreze. Like a week ago we smoked a 1/8 down there. His parents said nothing to us in the morning, because the smell was gone. But if someone were to come down in the middle of the night... we would be screwed!!
1. Use incense/candles while you toke. Burn them while you aren't toking so your parents get used to the idea of you burning them.
2. When you do smoke, make a doob tube. A toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets is all that you need. Exhale your hits into the doob tube.
3. When you are smoking, have a window open with a fan blowing out. I usually exhale through the doob tube and into the back of the fan, blowing the smoke out of the house.
4. Find something (a penny works wonders) to put on the bowl when you've just taken a hit, so that the smoke won't be rising off the bowl and making your room smell.
5. Use eye drops. My personal favorite are Visine intensive care with redness relief. They work like a charm, though they are slightly on the expensive side.
6. Don't play your music/TV loud when you are toking, that will just give your parents reason to come up and investigate.
7. When you are done, spray some Ozium or Febreeze. Don't go overboard, the stuff smells pretty strongly and you don't want your 'rents to get suspicious.
8. When smoking, put a towel under the door. This prevents any smells from getting into the rest of your house.
9. A pleasurable way to smoke inside your house is to turn on your shower, turn on the fan, put a towel under the door, smoke real quick, and hop in the shower and wash. The smells of the shampoo/soap/body wash should supress the smell of the bud, and there's less fabrics in the bathroom, which is what odors like bud stick to the best.
10. Find a good hiding spot. My personal favorite when I still lived with my parents was I could unzip the cover on my futon, and shove anything that I wanted to back there, and it was nearly impossible to see that there was anything out of the ordinary going on.
11. Try not to leave your room for a while after you have smoked in there.
Well, I think that's everything. Good luck!
i just dont give a fuck, and they never suspect