Riding your bike high

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Originally Posted by tripsalot

a few times when i was tweeking riding my bike and night i ran str8 into a chain at full speed didnt see it until the last second knocked me right on my ass it was fun.

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lmfao I just laughed for like 5 min straight

One sunny day I was riding my bike,
And smokin' a joint, 'cause that's what I like
A police man stopped me and began to stare,
And he said "Hey sonny, whatcha smokin' there?"

I said..
It's a reefer, do ya want some, police man?
It's a reefer, do ya want a blast?
It's a reefer, do ya want some, police man?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?

Well he put me in his car and he left my bike,
And he took my reefer, which he quite liked
When we got to the station his eyes were all red,
And the Sergeant said "Constable, you're out of your head!"

He said "Yeah!
It's a reefer, do ya want some, Sergeant?
It's a reefer, do ya want a blast?
It's a reefer, do ya want some, Sergeant?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?"

Well, he suspended the Constable for his little joke,
And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke
When he got back and rolled another eight,
And they were being passed 'round every copper in the place

Well, I sold them two ounces, and one sixteenth,
And they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seen

And they all sang together...
It's a reefer, do ya want some, mindless,
It's a reefer, do ya want a blast?
It's a reefer, do ya want some, mindless,
Thanks for your company, and thanks for the grass!



:D

Haha, Ive a funny story actually.

Here in Ireland, all we pretty much have is soapbar hash, but I picked some some super potent pollen before!

So I call up my friend and we go to the park for a smoke like we always do. We smoked a cone and 2 joints, we usually smoke 2-3 joints of soap and my friend would be fucked!

But yeah, he was off his face stoned! He got freaked out out and thought I was gonna stab him or something! We were leaving and he jumped back when I turned around to say something to him!

He got on his bike anyway, and smashed himself into a big fucking street light pole! Funniest thing ever!

i got high on mushrooms and rode it was so awesome words cant explain how amazing it was

Never rode my bike while stoned before. I should fix it up and give it a try :thumbsup:

we have a nature trail by my house with all sorts of little cool spots to smoke at.