Prison sentence

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

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LMAO

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

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LMAO (not trying to be like you MJ but thats about all I can say)

Happy Toking :rasta:

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

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LMAO

(what? it was funny!)

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Originally Posted by minnesota man

Do tell, LIP.

I've only spent 6 hours in the drunk tank in Florida. I was alone and it was boring. My friend's dad bailed me out and then I partied some more.

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I dont like talking about it man, sorry. It's just i was an idiot when i got nicked, and i changed alot now. I used to be fucked on coke, owe about 10 grand and got myself in toruble with people i shouldnt have been...

Then i found the delights of home grown weed, and changed [ after i got out of the nick]

Anyways, happy to say im a law obiding man, who has a stable job, 2 nice houses and weed all the time :)

I love my life.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

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I was going to say "LMFAO", but then everyone else did, sooo..

Heh.

no no, see, we all said LMAO, you included the F, therefore you were good to go!

i did time in prison, 1 year in nv, and 2 in ca... and a couple jail,s inbetween...county time is the hard time...
i had it goin on in prison...had a job, and my hussel,s...went 2 the gym alot...
u dont rush 2 get in 2 any food line,s, ud get ur ass kicked if u did...
we had comisary, and could have quarterly package,s sent in...
we had 2 b up and goin by 7am, the 2 chow, then off 2 work...get off, take a shower,and get ready 4 dinner...there was day room,s but have ur own tv was the best...stay 2 urself and pick ur friend,s wisely...dont let them pick u...mind ur own business...it,s pretty well segragated...but we did mix company...there were people that did show,s of different kind,s come in now and the, and we had church if u wanted 2 go...i had a wat is called a free world boss(electrition)...i got 2 go out side the prison 2 work with him...so i had more freedom than most...i never got locked down, cas i minded my own...

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

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this is sick...only a child,s mind

Not sick, man!

Bloody BRILLIANT! ;) (Except for the violent rape part)

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Originally Posted by puffpuffand away

this is sick...only a child,s mind

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PRUDE! GO AWAY!.