Dude are you trying to tell me that you can't buy something as small and insignificant as rolling papers??? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (I'm lauging at you, not with you)
j/k dude but seriously if you're in a bind then take a tip from the africans - use telephone directory paper or newspaper and just lick the shit out of it. It takes a bit of getting used to but once you get the hang of it you'll be like a stoner macguyver or something. If the paper don't stick so well then soak the edge in hot water, roll your jay and then bang it in the microwave for 5 - 10 seconds. works like a charm.
If that don't suit you then just get a pocket water-pipe or bong to carry around.
p.s. to rowjimmy - A BIBLE? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA :D