AHAHAHAHA wow
...wow...
no.
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AHAHAHAHA wow
...wow...
no.
Just get on with it and let us know how it was ;)
Don't do it.
It was a long time ago, but I did try it. Damn near ripped my dick off. Scared the shit out of me.
hahahahahahahaha plz tell me tour not serious lmFao!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by minnesota man
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Originally Posted by minnesota man
i hope a long time ago doesnt mean last week
You know when you put your hand up to the sucking end of the vacuum and how it sucks hard onto your palm. You can feel the tingly sensation as it sucks.
When youâ??re young and dumb sometimes you feel like doing weird things. You start to wonder about stuffâ??like what would it feel like to put my dick in the vacuum wand. Well thatâ??s what I did. It was a long time ago and a donâ??t remember all the specifics put I do believe I had an erection. I mean who would just put their flaccid penis into a vacuum wand. Thatâ??s stupid. So I just put it in there and bam-o. It sucked right up to the end of my dick creating that tingly sensation but this was much worse. It was like I didnâ??t know if it ripped my dick off. I had to pull the wand off and yeah my dick was fine. Whew. It hurt but I was alright. Anyway, thatâ??s my story. I bet someone that has posted on this thread already has tried it. Donâ??t lie.
LOL, so what were to happen if someone did this and in their panic, couldn't turn the vaccum cleaner off? How exactely do you explain that one?
That's simple. Your hands are already on the wand so your first move would be to pull the thing off. If that option feels iffy, turn the vacuum off. If someone or something is preventing that alternative, pull the plug but by that time you might be too late. Riiiiip.:D
im going to start pimping out my vaccum now
I heard a story about some guy who did this. Apparently his dick swelled up, and he couldn't get the tube off. So he had to go into the hospital and have the tube cut off.
But if you really want to try it, well by all means go right ahead!