what's the first thing you do every morning?

i usually don't wake up till afternoon... does that count?


smoke a cig...

i try to drink tea and coffee and be healthy and stay awake, so that if i get high it will be pleasant later in the day.

Take a piss and spark up a bowl.

look at the clock and smoke a cig, let them lung hairs burn away :thumbsup:

I just got my cat wake up call at 6:30am so that means I am going to smoke more this morning and the little buggers have eaten and gone back to sleep but once I am awake I can't get back to sleep.

I cant eat anything first thing in the morning even if my belly growls at me because I just dont want to eat and I hate cereal except sugar puffs.

i do 400 push ups in sets of 50 muwhahaha

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Originally Posted by Jacop

i do 400 push ups in sets of 50 muwhahaha

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The only exercise I do is lifting my cup to drink tea or lifting joints to my mouth to toke and after a while the joints start to feel heavy :smokin:

lol, i stick to the whatever the fuck i feel like diet and i put myself on a strict regiment of 3000 clicks a day. keeps the index finger nice and buff. i wonder if thats where my world class foreplay comes from heh.


but the first thing i do in the morning is probably...........................hit the snooze button. for some reason i can never get up until i absolutly have to, like 30 min before work.

it makes me chronically late for everything. and i have some sort of social anxiety problem because i whenever im at home i never want to go anywhere, even if i really need to or wanted to. i dont do anything besides work anymore, kinda sucks.

Wake up.
Take a dump.
Jerk off.
Wash my hands.
Brush my teeth.
100 pushups, 4x25.
Take a shower.
Eat breakfast.
Start the day.

shower